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Postby HighBorn on Wed May 10, 2006 8:10 pm

wow
what do u call a woman with 2 black eyes......




























nothing u done told her twice...


im sorry :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MrConfigT on Wed May 10, 2006 8:10 pm

so

your ass has feet?
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Postby MrConfigT on Wed May 10, 2006 8:13 pm

Why is there a lip at the bottom of the counter by the sink?


Cause women have small feet, they can get closer to the sink to save the work of cleaning up the floor...

wait, they're doing that anyways
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Postby SMITH197 on Wed May 10, 2006 8:14 pm

we should probably stop with the woman hating....or we'll never get any...
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Postby HighBorn on Wed May 10, 2006 8:16 pm

i have a live in girl so i dont get any any way.... :lol: :lol:
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Postby MrConfigT on Wed May 10, 2006 8:17 pm

I need a live in girl

like a maid
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Postby HighBorn on Wed May 10, 2006 8:18 pm

:!:
:shock: me too!!
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Postby SMITH197 on Wed May 10, 2006 8:21 pm

leaving untill we discuss something worthwhile
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Postby MrConfigT on Wed May 10, 2006 8:37 pm

boobies worth while?
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Postby wicked on Wed May 10, 2006 8:42 pm

yeah you're a boob.
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Postby chemicalbitch on Wed May 10, 2006 9:11 pm

Wow, I showed up just in time for the woman jokes.

Sadly enough I already know them *sigh*
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Postby Hoff on Wed May 10, 2006 9:33 pm

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive a car?
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Postby HighBorn on Wed May 10, 2006 9:37 pm

?????
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Postby Hoff on Wed May 10, 2006 9:38 pm

You are supposed to answer this one... what is Helen Keller known for?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?
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Postby areyouincahoots on Wed May 10, 2006 9:55 pm

I cannot believe y'all said all of that...I'm disappointed and hurt. :cry:
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Postby HighBorn on Wed May 10, 2006 9:56 pm

im sorry :(
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hmmmm

Postby Scarus on Wed May 10, 2006 10:19 pm

I'm just sad, period. I can't believe that our precious thread has deteriorated to such a state. I've logged on three times with the intention of contributing, but then turned away in dissapointment.....

I could be self-righteous if I could just think of something worthwhile to say.....Go Lakers!! No wait, .....hmmmm....Go Clippers, ....No...I can't do that.......

hmmmmmm........Go Ducks!!!!! Yeah! That's the ticket.....

Ought to bring a few people out of hiding anyway...lol
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Postby areyouincahoots on Wed May 10, 2006 10:24 pm

What I'm sad about is that ThuMp won't log in and TAKE HIS TURN :evil:
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu May 11, 2006 1:12 am

I do you wish you guys wouldn't make so many posts while I'm asleep... 5 whole pages (of mostly crap) I had to read through!
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu May 11, 2006 1:13 am

(and it's good to see Scarus feels the same way)
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Postby areyouincahoots on Thu May 11, 2006 1:14 am

I'm sorry, Johnny. :cry:
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Postby areyouincahoots on Thu May 11, 2006 1:18 am

on second thought...maybe you shouldn't go to bed, so you can guide the thread to topics that you wanna read about...or...if you know it's all gonne be crap...don't read what you've missed out on...
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu May 11, 2006 1:18 am

areyouincahoots wrote:I'm sorry, Johnny. :cry:

I wasn't referring to all the posts, hoots, just most of the stuff.

Also why isn't the quote thingy working in my siggy? :P
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Postby areyouincahoots on Thu May 11, 2006 1:19 am

you liked that, huh... :P
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu May 11, 2006 1:20 am

areyouincahoots wrote:you liked that, huh... :P

Hehe :P Really though, how come it ain't working?
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