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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby KoolBak on Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:55 am

No...I say (expletive deleted) pretty regularly in front of him whist banging my knuckles working on my truck....just trying to be polite here...lol
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Twill on Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:07 am

ROFLMAO.

You claim no mod has posted in here, but I see no less than 3 mods posting.

You claim that it's impossible for there to be porn on youtube because it's banned, yet that would mean that there's no flaming on this site outside of the flame wars. Flawless logic there mate.

You claim that I'm telling a fib about what I saw very clearly linked on YouTube? A hand sticking into a vagina is generally considered to be pornographic. Now, I may be overly conservative, but I'm pretty sure that violates the no porn linked rule.

You claim that the thread linked to an 18 or over page. If you want to be technical about it, the thread linked to the video, and youtube inserted the 18 or over warning, so pimp did link to a page with porn linked on it.

You claim that NS needs a youtube account to mod CC? I ROFLMAO again. If he needs a youtube account to mod CC, you need a life to post on the forums.

go away and come back when you're not going to be a douche because this forum doesn't link to porn or site which contain porn, regardless of their rules.

M'kay, thanks and bye now.

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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Aradhus on Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:12 am

Twill, you're a lying sack of shit. Period.

You're an idiot, and you should learn to read, comprehend how to, and understand what is being said.

Again, lying sack of shit.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Neoteny on Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:15 am

Also, what's with the 'tude?
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Twill on Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:17 am

Aradhus wrote:Twill, you're a lying sack of shit. Period.

You're an idiot, and you should learn to read, comprehend how to, and understand what is being said.

Again, lying sack of shit.


And you sir, need to take some time to cool down. PM me when you're back.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby KoolBak on Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:20 am

Dangit twill...The idiot Aradus was on my foe list so I wouldnt have to see his ridiculous posts and you went and quoted it....stop that!!! lolol
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:21 am

Twill wrote:ROFLMAO.

Very professional. You are indeed a truly great community manager who saves millions of dollars for the businesses you work for.

You claim no mod has posted in here, but I see no less than 3 mods posting.

Posting is not the same as saying something of substance.

You claim that it's impossible for there to be porn on youtube because it's banned, yet that would mean that there's no flaming on this site outside of the flame wars. Flawless logic there mate.

Youtube has an efficient community management that listens to the users and videos with pornographic contents are usually taken down within the hour.

You claim that I'm telling a fib about what I saw very clearly linked on YouTube? A hand sticking into a vagina is generally considered to be pornographic. Now, I may be overly conservative, but I'm pretty sure that violates the no porn linked rule.

Link? I for one doubt you saw that.

You claim that the thread linked to an 18 or over page. If you want to be technical about it, the thread linked to the video, and youtube inserted the 18 or over warning, so pimp did link to a page with porn linked on it.

Anyone with a Youtube account can flag a video as unsuitable for minors. Considering that Youtube users hail from many different cultural backgrounds it is not surprising that some things one person would consider perfectly fine to be viewed by a child will be flagged as unsuitable by someone else, then there will also quite likely be persons who flag videos out of revenge for whatever perceived slight or maybe just because they can.
It's not a big deal if you have an account, then you can watch it anyway, but can't complain if it offends you because you were warned.

You claim that NS needs a youtube account to mod CC? I ROFLMAO again. If he needs a youtube account to mod CC, you need a life to post on the forums.

It would certainly help if he had one if he's going to base his decisions on the contents of a Youtube video that you need an account to watch. Or do you disagree?

go away and come back when you're not going to be a douche because this forum doesn't link to porn or site which contain porn, regardless of their rules.

Good to hear that, now go out and enforce this rule and make sure that links actually lead to pornographic content before handing out bans and warnings.


M'kay, thanks and bye now.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Neoteny on Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:23 am

Dude... you're going to scare him away... stop with the logic.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby KoolBak on Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:26 am

Logic....lol

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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:44 pm

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Surely Twill isn't in that bad shape yet.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Night Strike on Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:46 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
You claim that NS needs a youtube account to mod CC? I ROFLMAO again. If he needs a youtube account to mod CC, you need a life to post on the forums.

It would certainly help if he had one if he's going to base his decisions on the contents of a Youtube video that you need an account to watch. Or do you disagree?


I disagree. I don't have a YouTube account mainly because I think the site is a waste of time. When I could not access the video, I asked Twill to take a look at it. Twill DOES have an account. He told me what was on the page and I took the appropriate mod action. Sorry, but I don't have to have an account to find out what is on the page....I am smart enough to ask others.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:22 pm

Twill wrote:You claim that it's impossible for there to be porn on youtube because it's banned, yet that would mean that there's no flaming on this site outside of the flame wars. Flawless logic there mate.

Unlike here, the modsquad of youtube is competent and quick.
You claim that NS needs a youtube account to mod CC? I ROFLMAO again. If he needs a youtube account to mod CC, you need a life to post on the forums.

Nah, it's just that it's hard to understand you ever gave a modposition to someone who doesn't know much about the internet.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Night Strike on Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:31 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Twill wrote:You claim that it's impossible for there to be porn on youtube because it's banned, yet that would mean that there's no flaming on this site outside of the flame wars. Flawless logic there mate.

Unlike here, the modsquad of youtube is competent and quick.
You claim that NS needs a youtube account to mod CC? I ROFLMAO again. If he needs a youtube account to mod CC, you need a life to post on the forums.

Nah, it's just that it's hard to understand you ever gave a modposition to someone who doesn't know much about the internet.


I don't know much about the internet simply because I don't have a YouTube account?? Sorry, but I don't have to follow the crowd.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby FireStar on Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:45 pm

Outside of all the flaming that is going on here, I just want to throw in my two cents... Youtube links to stuff that is related to a movie, and sometimes to stuff that isn't related the movie. For instance i was watching a movie my friend made for school that was him and his friends acting out something star wars related... and there were inappropriate links from there, it is not like the person linking chooses what his link will lead to.
If the movie he sent was clean i say he is innocent, and taking action against him for the links it contained is over the top.

ps: i haven't seen the video, but it was stated by a mod earlier that it was clean.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby jbrettlip on Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:45 pm

Yet Dagip's link to youtube is ok, as NS already locked my thread. Witchhunts aren't flattering..
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby jbrettlip on Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:47 pm

Twill wrote:
go away and come back when you're not going to be a douche because this forum doesn't link to porn or site which contain porn, regardless of their rules.


Twill


SO all links to youtube have been disallowed, NS. Please fix Dagips sig.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:54 pm

Question: Am I allowed to use this Image picture of Christian Bale? It's from another site and a photo of him, so logically I am infringing the rules.


I did call him to ask permission and he said yes though.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby pimpdave on Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:54 am

Night Strike wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
You claim that NS needs a youtube account to mod CC? I ROFLMAO again. If he needs a youtube account to mod CC, you need a life to post on the forums.

It would certainly help if he had one if he's going to base his decisions on the contents of a Youtube video that you need an account to watch. Or do you disagree?


I disagree. I don't have a YouTube account mainly because I think the site is a waste of time. When I could not access the video, I asked Twill to take a look at it. Twill DOES have an account. He told me what was on the page and I took the appropriate mod action. Sorry, but I don't have to have an account to find out what is on the page....I am smart enough to ask others.



So then why was the BAN handed down by you, and not Twill?

I would have GLADLY taken the thing down, nor would I have complained about a mod edit. Didn't the mod I PMed show you guys the PM I sent?

I was just trying to get a message out about how porn is destructive and contrary to our nature as creatures created to glorify God.

Look, if you guys want to be bad Christians and not face the dangers of the world head on, I understand. Koolbak, my deepest apologies for offending you. I sincerely didn't intend for that to happen, and so it's best that the link to the video was taken down.

However, a quiet rebuke and mod edit were all that was necessary. Hitting a sledgehammer with a thumbtack, or, to use another common colloquialism, to rub salt into the wounds, is to add a ban on top.

I don't know how young kids are these days when they learn about porn, but I was first exposed to it in 2nd grade by a friends' older brother. It's best if kids are introduced to this stuff as it being destructive and contrary to our intended nature, instead of it being introduced to them as something wonderful and secret.

I was just trying to do good. But, I guess like any good Christian, I have to be sacrificed for it, huh?

Again, my deepest apologies to anyone offended. I sincerely didn't think the video in question was offensive, and the mods agreed. Plus, the rhetoric in the video must have gone over the heads of any children watching, who weren't familiar already with porn.

And I seriously hadn't ever even thought about the links on the side. Lesson learned. I didn't need a ban to learn it. Instead, the lesson is, don't give Conquer Club your money. Because they do not respect you at all. In fact, their behavior demonstrates a rather thorough contempt for their meal tickets.

Of course, this could all be rectified by just sucking up your ugly pride, mods, and sending me a private apology. All I was looking for, when I PMed you, was some kind of acknowledgment that you know I didn't intend it and that perhaps you acted too swiftly in handing out the ban. Of course I won't make it public. But I will consider renewing. At this point, there's no way in hell I'm giving you another penny, otherwise.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby DaGip on Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:57 am

pimpdave wrote:
Night Strike wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
You claim that NS needs a youtube account to mod CC? I ROFLMAO again. If he needs a youtube account to mod CC, you need a life to post on the forums.

It would certainly help if he had one if he's going to base his decisions on the contents of a Youtube video that you need an account to watch. Or do you disagree?


I disagree. I don't have a YouTube account mainly because I think the site is a waste of time. When I could not access the video, I asked Twill to take a look at it. Twill DOES have an account. He told me what was on the page and I took the appropriate mod action. Sorry, but I don't have to have an account to find out what is on the page....I am smart enough to ask others.



So then why was the BAN handed down by you, and not Twill?

I would have GLADLY taken the thing down, nor would I have complained about a mod edit. Didn't the mod I PMed show you guys the PM I sent?

I was just trying to get a message out about how porn is destructive and contrary to our nature as creatures created to glorify God.

Look, if you guys want to be bad Christians and not face the dangers of the world head on, I understand. Koolbak, my deepest apologies for offending you. I sincerely didn't intend for that to happen, and so it's best that the link to the video was taken down.

However, a quiet rebuke and mod edit were all that was necessary. Hitting a sledgehammer with a thumbtack, or, to use another common colloquialism, to rub salt into the wounds, is to add a ban on top.

I don't know how young kids are these days when they learn about porn, but I was first exposed to it in 2nd grade by a friends' older brother. It's best if kids are introduced to this stuff as it being destructive and contrary to our intended nature, instead of it being introduced to them as something wonderful and secret.

I was just trying to do good. But, I guess like any good Christian, I have to be sacrificed for it, huh?

Again, my deepest apologies to anyone offended. I sincerely didn't think the video in question was offensive, and the mods agreed. Plus, the rhetoric in the video must have gone over the heads of any children watching, who weren't familiar already with porn.

And I seriously hadn't ever even thought about the links on the side. Lesson learned. I didn't need a ban to learn it. Instead, the lesson is, don't give Conquer Club your money. Because they do not respect you at all. In fact, their behavior demonstrates a rather thorough contempt for their meal tickets.

Of course, this could all be rectified by just sucking up your ugly pride, mods, and sending me a private apology. All I was looking for, when I PMed you, was some kind of acknowledgment that you know I didn't intend it and that perhaps you acted too swiftly in handing out the ban. Of course I won't make it public. But I will consider renewing. At this point, there's no way in hell I'm giving you another penny, otherwise.


I believe Dave just needed a pm and not a ban. He is correct in saying that all he needed was a [mod edit], a reason for the [mod edit], and a pm explaining why the [mod edit] was performed, including a more subtle warning against future posts of such links in the future. A full out ban was not called out for.

Posting a link to a video you consider worth sharing from the YouTube site is quite common in all forums throughout TEH INTERWEBZ, and being the video is from YouTube, the poster doesn't even think that there might be links that may be construed as being inappropriate for the forum community. I posted a YouTube video that had an 18 year old or older link from YouTube once a long time ago. I got a pm from a mod back then, and I never ever posted a YouTube video that had an 18 year old or older link ever again. It was a good solution to just outright banning a person for an honest and easy mistake in Forum Land. Dave should have been afforded the exact same treatment that I received for my lack of foresight and ignorance.

Now with my "CockMuncher" avatar, I was pmed by a mod and I immediately dropped the avatar...no problem; but then, all of a sudden, I get an email stating that Twill was banning me for 24 hours, even though I complied with the prior mods warning. This, of course, pissed me off. Even though it was only a 24 hour ban, it will go on my ban wrap sheet and used to make a judgment on whether or not DaGip gets a permaban from forums.

I agree with Dave, I am not giving CC anymore money this year. Lack can thank Twill for making his wallet twenty-five bucks lighter this in 2009.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby InkL0sed on Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:03 pm

Night Strike wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
Twill wrote:You claim that it's impossible for there to be porn on youtube because it's banned, yet that would mean that there's no flaming on this site outside of the flame wars. Flawless logic there mate.

Unlike here, the modsquad of youtube is competent and quick.
You claim that NS needs a youtube account to mod CC? I ROFLMAO again. If he needs a youtube account to mod CC, you need a life to post on the forums.

Nah, it's just that it's hard to understand you ever gave a modposition to someone who doesn't know much about the internet.


I don't know much about the internet simply because I don't have a YouTube account?? Sorry, but I don't have to follow the crowd.


Sorry, that's flawed logic. What if Twill didn't have a youtube account either? Or any of the other mods?

That's like saying "I don't need to vote because I don't live in a swing state." While it's true your one vote in that case wouldn't matter, if everybody else had that sentiment, it WOULD be a swing state.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Night Strike on Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:43 pm

InkL0sed wrote:Sorry, that's flawed logic. What if Twill didn't have a youtube account either? Or any of the other mods?

That's like saying "I don't need to vote because I don't live in a swing state." While it's true your one vote in that case wouldn't matter, if everybody else had that sentiment, it WOULD be a swing state.


If no other mod had a youtube account, then I wouldn't have taken the action I did. Or I would have made a youtube account. Mods aren't stupid, and if we have a question about a course of action, we DO discuss it with another (ask any other mod and I'm sure they've asked for other opinions). Contrary to popular belief, mods don't go around locking, warning, editing, and banning just because we feel like it. If it's clear-cut, we take the appropriate action; if it's gray, we ask someone else for their opinion.

And I don't really see how your analogy applies to this situation. And I DO vote.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby DaGip on Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:43 pm

Night Strike wrote: And I DO vote.


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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby pimpdave on Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:53 pm

So, you mods can't even take the time to send me a meaningless apology, but you can continue to engage this thread?

BRILLIANT.
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Re: Real masturbation- Mods have real orgasm caught on CC!

Postby Night Strike on Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:32 am

pimpdave wrote:So, you mods can't even take the time to send me a meaningless apology, but you can continue to engage this thread?

BRILLIANT.


I didn't have anything to apologize for. And still don't. Besides, I would feel bad for taking up a spot in your inbox with something that you think is meaningless.
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