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Postby MrConfigT on Fri May 12, 2006 8:11 am

Well I didn't post for like 6 pages....

so yea
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Postby Banana Stomper on Fri May 12, 2006 8:13 am

MrConfigT, is it wrong that every now and again i just get mesmerized by your ....picture...icon... thing. Forgive my word choice, i'm tired, its early, but i think my point is gotten across.
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Postby Nobunaga on Fri May 12, 2006 8:15 am

<Nobunaga in gripe and moan mode>
(feel free to ignore)

... So I was in China, for like the hundredth time, but this time around I couldn't get a direct flight to Hong Kong (usually go Hong Kong then into Guang Dong by bus). Got a flight to Shanghai, connecting to Hong Kong... I repeat connecting.

... Now, in the civilized world, when you connect to another flight, there is usually a bus there to take you to a special waiting lobby, so you don't have to go through customs and immigration, right? I mean, you're just changing planes - no reason to hang out in Shanghai . . .

... But low and behold, things work a bit differently in the Middle Kingdom. Damned near an hour to get through entry immigration and customs, just to walk 100 yards and then go through exit immigration and customs (over an hour!) to get on a plane to Hong Kong! I was pissed. Especially considering the fact that there is a special "Transfers Lobby" in Shanghai Pudong Airport, with a bunch of uniformed Chinese drinking tea and coffee who can't be bothered to do their job and get annoyed when you ask them to.

... 2008 Olympics - should be humorous. If the massive and billowing clouds of dust from the Gobi (sp) Desert don't choke half the folks showing up to cheer for their teams (have to wear masks in Beijing), the Chinese standards of service will be to sure to win them a place in the hearts of everyone.

... Speaking of which, imagine running the 100 meters when you can't see the finish line for the dust and pollution. It is that bad sometimes.

</Nobunaga in gripe and moan mode>

... Had a good time, though, once I finally got to where I was going.

...
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Postby MrConfigT on Fri May 12, 2006 8:31 am

Banana Stomper wrote:MrConfigT, is it wrong that every now and again i just get mesmerized by your ....picture...icon... thing. Forgive my word choice, i'm tired, its early, but i think my point is gotten across.


Its all good....
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Postby wicked on Fri May 12, 2006 9:14 am

yawn
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Postby MrConfigT on Fri May 12, 2006 9:46 am

:)
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Postby areyouincahoots on Fri May 12, 2006 9:53 am

You know, Nobunaga...I don't care if you gripe because I'm just glad to have you home again! :D
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Postby mrdexter on Fri May 12, 2006 10:16 am

MrConfigT wrote:So has this thread improved my absense?


Yes it made it fly by.
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Postby MrConfigT on Fri May 12, 2006 10:35 am

I don't follow
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Postby max is gr8 on Fri May 12, 2006 10:46 am

That's good otherwise you'ld have to read 150 pages
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Postby kingwaffles on Fri May 12, 2006 10:49 am

YAR!

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! EVERYONE TO GET FROM STREET!
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Postby KoolBak on Fri May 12, 2006 10:53 am

I missed ya Nobunaga...interesting gripe! Maybe this will help.....

An ode to Nobunaga, mired in Shanghai;
Ambushed by customs, the world passes by.
He pines for Hong Kong,
and his bus to Guang Dong.
Lonely and adrift in an airport pig sty.


Welcome back!
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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Postby max is gr8 on Fri May 12, 2006 11:18 am

KB i keep on forgetting the avatar is you This avatar stuff must be catching on :lol:
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Fri May 12, 2006 11:25 am

What? That's Koolbak? Holy crap dude, I love your tracks! Gin and Juice was the joint!

Bow-wow-wow yippy-yo yippy-yay Koolbakdor steppin indy-inda HOOOOUUUUSE!
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Postby max is gr8 on Fri May 12, 2006 11:26 am

I like his wal aswell I mean KB you look like a dog BS
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Postby mrdexter on Fri May 12, 2006 11:40 am

mrdexter wrote:
MrConfigT wrote:So has this thread improved my absense?


Yes it made it fly by.


MrConfigT wrote:I don't follow


I presume you meant has the thred improved IN your absense. I was merely pointing out that the thread had improved your absense (as per your post) by making you absense pass quicker. Not worth the original joke, certainly not worth the explanation, and I wouldn't have bothered had it not been the longest thread, thread!
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Fri May 12, 2006 11:42 am

DID the thread improve your absence? :lol:

Just knowing that it was here, and that people were posting while you were not, did that make your absence that much more enjoyable?


...rofl
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Postby MrConfigT on Fri May 12, 2006 2:43 pm

ya'll look too deeply into a post whoring thread...

haha.
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Fri May 12, 2006 2:44 pm

no we ain't :P
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Fri May 12, 2006 3:42 pm

Where is everyone today? :(
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Postby KoolBak on Fri May 12, 2006 3:47 pm

Why hasn't Nobunaga read his limmerick?? Well grim, you and I are practically neighbors..maybe we should go grab a droptop......
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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Postby MrConfigT on Fri May 12, 2006 3:50 pm

i'll go
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Postby KoolBak on Fri May 12, 2006 4:01 pm

Love ta have ya, but yer'all stuck way out east with wicked!! Lucky guy!!
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Fri May 12, 2006 4:05 pm

I know, if I lived as close to wicked as I do to you...

Well, there'd be some serious smurfing going on, lemme tell ya.
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Postby MrConfigT on Fri May 12, 2006 5:31 pm

orly?
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