Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, have fun getting to work in a Rickshaw.



I wish I were dictator of the world.

[the.killing.44]

Granted, but you are overthrown within a month.

I wish I had 2 points total. (ruin that!)

.44

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but you then go on an unbelievable winning streak, and become conquerer for life.





I wish nothing bad happened to me after making my wishes.

[the.killing.44]

Granted, but you then go on an unbelievable winning streak, and become conquerer for life.

That's a good thing

anyway, granted, but it goes horribly wrong

.44

[Martin Ronne]

I wish you had remembered to make a wish.

[the.killing.44]

I wish you had remembered to make a wish.

Granted, but then I (and you) realize I didn't want a wish, and you ruined it yourself.

I wish this made sense.

.44

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but then you saw these.










I wish I had a life times supply of Root Beer.

[the.killing.44]

I love those.

Anyway, granted, but then you realize that my uncle got me two year's supply of rare/vintage root beer (4 per month) and you get really, really, really sad.

I wish someone could send me 1,000,000,000 demotivational posters.

.44

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but they all say the same thing.



I wish I didn't lose my voice today.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted, but I just lost mine

I wish I hadn't lost my voice.

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but I couldn't hear you so.........



I wish I had friends.

[strike wolf]

granted but they only like you because of your money. And quickly leave after they've gotten every nickel and dime.

I wish that you had better friends.

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, all your friends leave you for me.



I wish more people would play this game.

[strike wolf]

granted but they all think up the worst corrupted wishes ever.

I wish that I was listening to Led Zeppelin live in concert before Bonham died.

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, your now old, I hope you had fun living in the 70's



I wish I was Jimmy Stewart.

[jonesthecurl]

granted, you're old now too.

I didn't need a wish for that, so I wish I wasn't old.

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, your now a baby that was aborted.




I wish that wasn't so morbid.




Then again, the morbid the merrier, that's what Curly used to say.

[Natewolfman]

done, but now your so drugged up that you dont know which way is up

I wish my cat wasnt so loud >.<

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, your now deaf.


I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

[animorpherv1]

Granted. Your dead.

I wish to be in One Republic.

[Martin Ronne]

Granted but I have no idea what your talking about, so you get nothing.



I wish I new what he was talking about.

[the.killing.44]

Granted but OneRepublic sucks so you kill yourself after finding out what he meant.

I wish had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

.44

[strike wolf]

granted but you never get to use it.

I wish that I found a pot of gold.

[InkL0sed]

Granted, but you never get to use it.

I wish I was smarter

[jonesthecurl]

Granted, son, but only than a squirrel.

I wish you'd bring me that cuppa tea.