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Postby sportsdd2 on Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:00 pm

ask qeee hes the expert at babies :)
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:19 am

You peel them like potatoes and boil them. The oil is lighter than water and can easily be collected once the procedure is finished and the whole thing has cooled off.
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Postby rathersane on Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:50 am

OK, then you use it instead of butter when cooking if you want to get high?
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:11 am

It has many uses.
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Postby sportsdd2 on Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:47 pm

preferably on baby buttums
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:13 pm

buttums?
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Postby sportsdd2 on Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:02 pm

butts....not for eating but for them
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Postby rathersane on Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:35 pm

So... you extract oil from babies in order to put it on other babies?

Sheer genius!
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Postby sportsdd2 on Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:30 pm

ya i guess u could call me that
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:31 pm

:lol:
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Postby qeee1 on Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:42 am

rathersane wrote:So... you extract oil from babies in order to put it on other babies?

Sheer genius!


Why do you think they breed two different kinds of babies. Anyway whether for oil or for eating, make sure your babies free ranged. Battery farming babies is horribly cruel, just makes me sick.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:51 am

And make sure you feed them high quality fodder, like brains, that will make them nice and fat and improve the quality of the meat no end.
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Postby sportsdd2 on Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:11 pm

brest milk is very fattening give them that tooo
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:41 am

qeee1 wrote:
rathersane wrote:So... you extract oil from babies in order to put it on other babies?

Sheer genius!


Why do you think they breed two different kinds of babies. Anyway whether for oil or for eating, make sure your babies free ranged. Battery farming babies is horribly cruel, just makes me sick.


I like fat free babies, in other words fetuses.
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Postby nyg5680 on Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:42 pm

well thats intresting rev
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:09 pm

The rev's proving his good taste. They have no bones either, you can just put them in your mouth and let them melt, savoring the aroma. Only problem is the steep price if you want high quality products.
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Postby nyg5680 on Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:11 pm

weird tho
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:52 pm

It's something for the connoiseur. One needs to approach it slowly, but once you're there you know it was worth it. Sort of like cheese.
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Postby nyg5680 on Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:12 pm

u hav had 1?
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Postby Machiavelli on Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:36 pm

You havent?
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Postby qeee1 on Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:33 pm

Reminds me of the Eat a queer fetus for Jesus campaign
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Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:09 am

where was that campaign?
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Postby vtmarik on Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:08 am

MeDeFe wrote:where was that campaign?


Why, it was the internet of course.
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Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:35 am

any links to it or documents of it?
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Postby qeee1 on Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:12 pm

Google it.
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