And now a post that started with a slightly more lighthearted intent... dewey's response got me thinking more about the spiritual gifts so I typed "speaking in tongues" into the worlds favourite search engine and clicked the first result... I got this
http://www.truthortradition.com/modules ... cle&sid=83
Seems that both dewey and Nate are missing out. Anyone can do it, in fact according to this God wants you to, and this guy will even teach you, though he does ask for a donation

I could pull a dozen amusing one liners from that article, some in, some out of context but this i the one I chose, which is the explanation for the babble which ensues when one does speak in tongues, its worth noting that earlier the caveat that you would speak either a language of men or a language of angels was given.
What you will be speaking is whatever language God chooses to give you. If it is a language of men, someone somewhere on the earth (among the approximately 6000 or so dialects) could understand it. If it’s a language of angels, no one on earth would understand it.
Brilliant, so this guy is really suggesting that somewhere someone has opened their mouth and let God priaise himself through them in a language someone on Earth could comprehend, but to me and you sounds like babbling.
Ok so in a nutshell speaking in tongues is in praise of God. You open your mouth and
he gives you the words to praise
him in a language you have never spoken before but somewhere, someone, angel or man, would understand. Egotistical, to say the very least.
But hold on, it gets better, I then read this...
http://www.truthortradition.com/modules ... le&sid=463So this is apparently another of the nine manifestations of the holy spirit each christain recieves when they are reborn. The interpretation of tongues, is the gift to interpret the speaking of tongues in an understandable language. As I read on to the section about this being misused, and how as speaking in tongues was in praise of God, anyone who was interpreting it as a message from God was in fact being fraudulous I started to warm to the writer a little, perhaps he isnt a complete loony...
But alas he covers for his brethren who are misusing their gift, by assuring the reader that in fact these people aren't actually interpreting tongues, but displaying another manifestation of the spirt, prophesying. Genius, nicely covered indeed.
Towards the end of the article the writer shows how you too can learn to interpret tongues. His suggestion...
One key to developing your ability to utilize the manifestation of interpretation of tongues is to build what you might call a “praise vocabulary.” That is, put in your mind, and begin to use in your prayers and your speech, words of praise, worship, thanksgiving to and about God and the Lord Jesus. OK, where could you find words like that? Hey, how about the book of Psalms?
Aha so where a gift from God requires some inspiration on the part of the gifted we have to learn how to do it, God can't provide the words to us in a language we understand, only one we don't. We have to find our own words now, whats the matter, does God not speak our lanaguage?
But perhaps my favourite part was this (the bolding is mine)...
How does interpretation of tongues work and how do you do it? It works just like speaking in tongues, in that you must open your mouth and speak, and when you do, God gives you the words. When you speak in tongues, the words God gives you are in a language of men or of angels. When you interpret, the words will be in English or whatever is the prevailing language of that particular body of believers.
So if I took the writer, who I am presuming is American and doesn't speak say swahili, to a Christian congregation whose prevailing language was swahili (or for that matter, French or Dutch or Russian or Greek) and asked him to use his gifts of speaking and interpretting in tongues he would then interpret in fluent swahili. That I would love to see.
This stuff is absurd in the very least, why disprove God, when these guys are busy doing it for me? Well perhaps whilst not disproving God, they are invalidating Christianity. And if I'm truly honest thats the part (well not just Christianity, organised religion in general and particularly the Abrahamic variants) I struggle with.
God may exist, he may not, if he does, as I have often been reminded, that is between me and God. But religion most definitely does and day after day my news is full of horrific acts commited in its name. I know, i know, guys like dewey are out there doing great things arguably because of their faith, but deep down you know you could do that anyway with or without your religion, if not without your faith.