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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby King_Herpes on Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:43 pm

BaldAdonis wrote:The mods have seen it. Ask him yourself.


Well that's it for me folks. This jive-turkey has been basted, stick a fork in me. The CC paparazzi caught me on tape yet again. Every corner I turn there they are. I've been exposed as a vandal and a cheat and "I just can't take it anymore"! I'm going to swallow a handful of Vicodins and go do some long awaited drunk driving down the wrong side of the freeway. Next thing you know K-Feds going to gain legal custody of my points and I'll be in and out of rehab. It's a shame really, I use to have so much potential...
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:07 pm

BaldAdonis wrote:
demonfork wrote:I'm asking you, you are the one making the accusation!

Where, when and how did King cheat?

Do you mean aside from getting all his points by farming? He's cheating with automated scripts to start turns. Have a look at his freestyle games. I imagine he stopped using it when people caught on. But, you know, he didn't earn his points in the first place, so it's no surprise that he just started cheating with something else when the mods specifically outlawed his favourite methods. I'm sure pretty soon you'll see yet another enumeration of the Unwritten Rules which bans bots that play for you. Most people figured out on their own that it's a gross abuse of the game, but some people (like your pal herpes) have trouble reading, or understanding. You and jeffhardy seem to suffer from the same malady. Is it another outbreak of grade-school-itis?
I busted him for this but I believe he was issued a warning.
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby King_Herpes on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:17 pm

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:
BaldAdonis wrote:
demonfork wrote:I'm asking you, you are the one making the accusation!

Where, when and how did King cheat?

Do you mean aside from getting all his points by farming? He's cheating with automated scripts to start turns. Have a look at his freestyle games. I imagine he stopped using it when people caught on. But, you know, he didn't earn his points in the first place, so it's no surprise that he just started cheating with something else when the mods specifically outlawed his favourite methods. I'm sure pretty soon you'll see yet another enumeration of the Unwritten Rules which bans bots that play for you. Most people figured out on their own that it's a gross abuse of the game, but some people (like your pal herpes) have trouble reading, or understanding. You and jeffhardy seem to suffer from the same malady. Is it another outbreak of grade-school-itis?
I busted him for this but I believe he was issued a warning.


Yeah, caught red handed with my hand in the cookie jar. It's pretty funny that you go on and on about this JR but yet you know you're dead wrong. Put it in the Cheating and Abuse forum where whistle blowing claims like this are supposed to be and see what happens. Oh, that's right we both already know what the inevitable outcome of that would be so you decided not to waste your time. Exactly what does this mysterious bot script allow me to do? Automate the start of my turn, counter-react to your army placements/attacks, fortify in several different places and type humorous game chat? Sounds made up.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Blitzaholic on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:18 pm

Timminz wrote:
pimpdave wrote:What's the record for the longest period of time anyone has held the number one spot on the scoreboard?

A lot more than one month. I bet Blitz's 1st/top 5's thread would tell you how long (especially considering who holds that distinction).



i held it for about 6 months and before freestyle and speed both even existed, but, i am sure someone will pass that eventually, i am just an old fossil now withering away
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Robinette on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:36 pm

Blitzaholic wrote:
Timminz wrote:
pimpdave wrote:What's the record for the longest period of time anyone has held the number one spot on the scoreboard?

A lot more than one month. I bet Blitz's 1st/top 5's thread would tell you how long (especially considering who holds that distinction).



i held it for about 6 months and before freestyle and speed both even existed, but, i am sure someone will pass that eventually, i am just an old fossil now withering away


I was # 4 in those days...
I may be forgotten too, but I am NOT withering away...
well, that's what i keep telling myself, anyway... hehehee

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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby thezepman on Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:20 pm

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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby sully800 on Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:13 pm

Blitzaholic wrote:
Timminz wrote:
pimpdave wrote:What's the record for the longest period of time anyone has held the number one spot on the scoreboard?

A lot more than one month. I bet Blitz's 1st/top 5's thread would tell you how long (especially considering who holds that distinction).



i held it for about 6 months and before freestyle and speed both even existed, but, i am sure someone will pass that eventually, i am just an old fossil now withering away


Freestyle existed long before you were #1, but speed did not.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Jeff Hardy on Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:54 pm

Game 1 was freestyle
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby negoeien on Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:58 pm

Blitzaholic wrote:
Timminz wrote:
pimpdave wrote:What's the record for the longest period of time anyone has held the number one spot on the scoreboard?

A lot more than one month. I bet Blitz's 1st/top 5's thread would tell you how long (especially considering who holds that distinction).



i held it for about 6 months and before freestyle and speed both even existed, but, i am sure someone will pass that eventually, i am just an old fossil now withering away


you are becoming a tourney addict, I know this doesn't mean a lot but for me that's better then being conquerer!!
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby jnd94 on Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:51 pm

I think it is quite comical that Herpes tries to sound mature when in fact he lost 100% of his credibility and respect because of that avatar. Rape isn't funny.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Artimis on Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:36 am

Mmmmmmm, Raquel Welch......

Ahem, as I was going to say before my mind wandered, erm, off somewhere else. People are attaching way too much significance to KH's avatar, that is when they're not bleating about how he acquired his points. Might it actually occur to these people that he actually plays his games intelligently? That unlike one hyper-farming player that was banned a month ago he relies on skill and strategy to win his games? So he still plays low ranks a lot, so what, at least he's not a points snob and too scared to take the risk of dropping a ton of points to a Private or lower. If KH were just a Captain would you all be making this much noise still?
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby demonfork on Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:24 am

jnd94 wrote:I think it is quite comical that Herpes tries to sound mature when in fact he lost 100% of his credibility and respect because of that avatar. Rape isn't funny.



There are other definitions of rape that do not involve sex! When are people gonna realize that most words have multiple definitions and that context determines which definition is used.

Rape;

4. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside.

5. Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.

7. to plunder (a place); despoil.

8. to seize, take, or carry off by force.

In the context of conquer club, rape has nothing to do with forcing intercourse and everything to do with the above definitions!

Get a clue guy!
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Jeff Hardy on Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:12 am

demonfork wrote:
jnd94 wrote:I think it is quite comical that Herpes tries to sound mature when in fact he lost 100% of his credibility and respect because of that avatar. Rape isn't funny.



There are other definitions of rape that do not involve sex! When are people gonna realize that most words have multiple definitions and that context determines which definition is used.

Rape;

4. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside.

5. Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.

7. to plunder (a place); despoil.

8. to seize, take, or carry off by force.

In the context of conquer club, rape has nothing to do with forcing intercourse and everything to do with the above definitions!

Get a clue guy!

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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby alster on Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:54 am

demonfork wrote:
jnd94 wrote:I think it is quite comical that Herpes tries to sound mature when in fact he lost 100% of his credibility and respect because of that avatar. Rape isn't funny.


There are other definitions of rape that do not involve sex! When are people gonna realize that most words have multiple definitions and that context determines which definition is used.

In the context of conquer club, rape has nothing to do with forcing intercourse and everything to do with the above definitions!

Get a clue guy!


Well. Considering who we are talking about, perhaps the text " You gonna get deflowered" would be more appropriate. :D
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Megadeth666 on Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:35 am

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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby daydream on Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:16 am

demonfork wrote:
jnd94 wrote:I think it is quite comical that Herpes tries to sound mature when in fact he lost 100% of his credibility and respect because of that avatar. Rape isn't funny.



There are other definitions of rape that do not involve sex! When are people gonna realize that most words have multiple definitions and that context determines which definition is used.

Rape;

4. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside.

5. Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.

7. to plunder (a place); despoil.

8. to seize, take, or carry off by force.

In the context of conquer club, rape has nothing to do with forcing intercourse and everything to do with the above definitions!

Get a clue guy!


its hard to argue that when it says "you" and not "your territories. that said, i never took offense to his ava, but i have a messed up humor :P
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Jeff Hardy on Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:02 am

daydream wrote:
demonfork wrote:
jnd94 wrote:I think it is quite comical that Herpes tries to sound mature when in fact he lost 100% of his credibility and respect because of that avatar. Rape isn't funny.



There are other definitions of rape that do not involve sex! When are people gonna realize that most words have multiple definitions and that context determines which definition is used.

Rape;

4. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside.

5. Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.

7. to plunder (a place); despoil.

8. to seize, take, or carry off by force.

In the context of conquer club, rape has nothing to do with forcing intercourse and everything to do with the above definitions!

Get a clue guy!


its hard to argue that when it says "you" and not "your territories. that said, i never took offense to his ava, but i have a messed up humor :P

but it could mean "im going to take you" as in "im going to take you out" :P
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Aesop Jones on Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:53 am

This is ridiculous.

Look, you're here to play a game. That's the important part, isn't it? You're playing it and you're enjoying it. If you're about the purity of it and earning points the hard way, one difficult game at a time, good for you. Don't worry about your rank, just be glad that all your points came honestly.

And if people farm for points to make themselves feel good about being on top of a scoreboard, good for them. That's how they wanted to spend their $25, I guess. It really doesn't matter who's on top or who's on the bottom. All that matters is the game - the one YOU are playing. And if the farmers walk into tournament play and get plowed by superior technique, all that hard work farming goes right into your hard-earned bank account. =)

Or you can worry about your size. And just like real life, it ain't about the size, it's about how you use it.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Prankcall on Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:15 am

After this post only losers/haters post in this thread!!! Post and let us know who/which you are!!!!
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Timminz on Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:49 am

I'm a loser. I can't even win 50% of my games.

I'm also a hater. I've been making hats for 5 years now.

Yes, I know I spelled hatter wrong.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby cowboyz on Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:32 am

jnd94 wrote:I think it is quite comical that Herpes tries to sound mature when in fact he lost 100% of his credibility and respect because of that avatar. Rape isn't funny.


Sorry man but King's avatar is/was the best one on CC. :lol:
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Simonian Emperor on Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:30 pm

The herpes are taking over the world!! RUN!!!! :lol:
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby ben79 on Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:59 pm

he's better than me in freestyle, but i'm pretty sure i'm better than him in sequential, too bad he won't accept my challenge, so it makes him half better than me i'll say !!( or me half better than him)

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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Rahm Es Hestos on Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:23 pm

I don't even consider freestyle a valid game type, so since it seems most of his wins are from that, and from 1v1 freestyles which are easy as hell to cheat in to boot, I fail to see him as good at all.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:11 am

ben79 wrote:he's better than me in freestyle, but i'm pretty sure i'm better than him in sequential, too bad he won't accept my challenge, so it makes him half better than me i'll say !!( or me half better than him)

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