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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:22 am

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autoload wrote: To answer your question I am studying at West Virginia University and I am also puzzled at the lack of teeth of the people in this country. How can one get so large by overeating and not have any teeth? I find it a great paradox and may possibly use this topic for my B.A. Thesis.



this thread is funny. i like it!


glad you finlaly see the point.
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Postby supercram on Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:30 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
glad you finlaly see the point.


i'm slow. cut me some slack.
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Postby supercram on Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:32 am

autoload wrote:The American art of sarcasm is not lost on me my friend. I can not be bothered to waste my time on one such as yourself who is obviously looking to get a rise out of a stranger.


all jokes aside, does your moms got a good vindaloo and/or sag aloo recipe?

i tried to make a curry once that smelled very promising but tasted straight-up awful.


Edit: "got" was supposed to be "good"
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Postby autoload on Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:48 am

I can not speak for my mother's recipes specifically, but I can tell you that she makes a mean Aloo gobi that will rival any Filet Mignon.

I only speak with her about once a month and sadly I doubt I would remember to ask her about the vindaloo and/or sag aloo recipe...
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Postby supercram on Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:51 am

autoload wrote:I can not speak for my mother's recipes specifically, but I can tell you that she makes a mean Aloo gobi that will rival any Filet Mignon.

I only speak with her about once a month and sadly I doubt I would remember to ask her about the vindaloo and/or sag aloo recipe...


what if i kick in a few rupees for the extra phone time? :wink:
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Postby autoload on Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:58 am

Rupees are not the problem, she lives about a 2 hour bullock cart ride to the nearest phone.
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Postby supercram on Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:02 am

autoload wrote:Rupees are not the problem, she lives about a 2 hour bullock cart ride to the nearest phone.


well now i see how important it is for you to receive that West Virginian education and get a lucrative job in Bengaluru.

best of luck.
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Postby CoolAznDrummer on Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:49 am

What I don't understand, autoload, is how a person of such undeniable intelligence, like yours, could harbor such suppresed hatred for Americans, when it is they who have extended their hands and given you your well deserved education?! If you cannot admire them for the way they choose to live their lives, then atleast understand the opportunity they have given you. I am, for example, from a the 3rd world country of Philippines, and have come to the US to find opportunities and to accomplish my ever growing dreams and aspirations. My country have been surpressed by every culture and society imaginable; from the ever controlling Japanese, to the crusade driven Spaniards, even to the capitalistic Americans. Even so, I feel absolutely no hatred, or even any kind of agression towards any of these people. One should never blame a certain culture for the failures of the individuals. I too am here to take advantage of the American education, but unlike you sir, I admire the very society that I now live among. In majority, I believe in the values and morality that defines the real Americans; to live in the liberty in which has been rightly fought and held on to. Now I hope that you have enough sense, which I know you have in you, to insult (if one must) not me nor my ideals, but that of my reasoning. I am more than happy to indulge you into a debate, but that based on the analytical process instead of a show in ego. I anxiously await your answer good sir, in this, although exciting, but escalating conundrum.
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Postby AAFitz on Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:36 am

supercram wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
glad you finlaly see the point.


i'm slow. cut me some slack.


in my defense...i originally saw the humor when it was originally posted, but forgot somewhere down the line....
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Postby CoolAznDrummer on Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:46 am

What? No reply from autoload, how disappointing... And I really was looking froward to it...
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Postby reverend_kyle on Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:30 am

CoolAznDrummer wrote:What? No reply from autoload, how disappointing... And I really was looking froward to it...


Most people realize the point of this thread, and so he got bored and wandered off.


I'm sorry you are slow.
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Postby Bogusbet on Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:56 am

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Postby motts444 on Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:14 pm

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longboreder wrote:thank you for noticing our dominance in porn, sounds like you're the hater.

maybe you've been watching too much porn and need some actual women on your 'island'


LMAO @ you! I'm on an island with loads of cash, you're the one jacking off to american porn dominance.


If you have loads of cash, then why the hell are you playing this game? Shouldn't you be flyin' in a jet or something? Or is it just that you don't have the money you say you do...?
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Postby Bogusbet on Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:21 pm

motts444 wrote:Buy me a burger, I'm looking to make 5$ a day selling juice in the summer for my moms crack habit
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Postby D.IsleRealBrown on Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:11 am

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D.IsleRealBrown wrote:
longboreder wrote:thank you for noticing our dominance in porn, sounds like you're the hater.

maybe you've been watching too much porn and need some actual women on your 'island'


LMAO @ you! I'm on an island with loads of cash, you're the one jacking off to american porn dominance.


If you have loads of cash, then why the hell are you playing this game? Shouldn't you be flyin' in a jet or something? Or is it just that you don't have the money you say you do...?


I'm a little confused about what your point is here motts(go figure). Are you saying CC is for the poor? What are you really trying to say? I thought americans despise the poor and spit upon them, are you poor? Maybe I should spit on you, lowlife!
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Postby autoload on Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:25 am

Somebody hold me back... I feel a strong urge to dispense Indian Justice on motts444 at the moment...
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Postby supercram on Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:53 pm

please auto, don't hurt 'em.

think satyagraha
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Postby HaveABanana on Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:10 pm

autoload wrote:Somebody hold me back... I feel a strong urge to dispense Indian Justice on motts444 at the moment...


If you are indeed Indian, perhaps you would do well to observe your behavior at this point. Sure, it is a flame thread and this is where 'the gloves come off,' but you are not acting any better than an American would.

I myself get disgusted when looking at the negative traits Americans display, but if you are going to start openly criticizing them in the manner you are using, you should actually do so from the higher ground rather than using your country's heritage to make it seem like you are superior.

I think you should take up AznDrummer's challenge and use your supposed intellect to make a genuine argument. Otherwise, leave India out of it. You are a disgrace to the nation.
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Re: Americans

Postby tmidgley on Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:15 pm

D.IsleRealBrown wrote:You guys are seriously starting to piss me off. Why don't you get off your fucking high horses and contribute something to society for once instead of just stealing knowledge and wealth from 3rd world countries. All you're good for is hate and pron.

Seriously, f*ck off!


My dick is bigger then yours, get over it you fuckin ass wipe. People like you should be loaded on a rocket and shoved up Oprah's ass....
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Re: Americans

Postby Blzbba on Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:56 pm

D.IsleRealBrown wrote:You guys are seriously starting to piss me off. Why don't you get off your fucking high horses and contribute something to society for once instead of just stealing knowledge and wealth from 3rd world countries. All you're good for is hate and pron.

Seriously, f*ck off!




Thanks to Al Gore and Bush, we contributed "The Internets" to society.

Result - assholes and scumsuckers like yourself now have public billboards to show the entire fucking planet what a humongous, self-hating douchebag you are.

Whoop-de-fucking-do.

STFU, Island scum.

P.S. Only a homo would dislike pron.
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Postby autoload on Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:50 pm

To all the people of hate in here...

Stand by for my BIG REBUTTAL
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Postby Lord Canti on Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:01 am

Rebutal*

Please learn to spell if you are going to use large font.
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Postby supercram on Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:03 am

Lord Canti wrote:Rebutal*

Please learn to spell if you are going to use large font.


holy hell this is the dumbest post i've ever seen.

"rebuttal" has 2 t's, bra.
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Postby Lord Canti on Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:11 am

supercram wrote:
Lord Canti wrote:Rebutal*

Please learn to spell if you are going to use large font.


holy hell this is the dumbest post i've ever seen.

"rebuttal" has 2 t's, bra.


Sorry my mistake. Nevermind. My spellcheck is screwed up. :|
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Postby Jamie on Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:49 am

Contribute??? When the US invaded Berlin in 1943, Hitler was two weeks away from having the Atomic bomb first. How would history have turned out if that had happened. Whenever there is a disaster somewhere in the world, even in a hostile country, who's the first to render aid, the UNITED STATES of AMERICA. After 9/11 the Iranians were dancing in the street CELEBRATING the deaths of 3,000 men, women, and children, simply because they were christian Americans. A few months later, when Iran suffered through an earthquake that killed 20,000 Iranians, we didn't celebrate, or gloat, or rejoice in the deaths of 20,000 muslims. Red cross was there THE NEXT DAY, with relief supplies. When London was bombed, Red Cross was right there. Don't tell me the US doesn't contribute. The US military may stick it's nose where it doesn't belong at times *cough* Iraq *cough*. That would be our stupid warmonger presidents fault. Despite our redneck president, we are there whenever disaster strikes another country. When a tsunami devestated the Indian Ocean, killing 250,000 people, the US raised over 16 Billion dollars in relief funds, as well as sending Red Cross out to assist the survivors. I myself purchased several dozen bottles of water to be sent over to Indonesia. We may seem arrogant at times, but hearing about the plights in other countries, and misfortunes, we sometimes just feel so damn lucky to live here, and we get up on a high horse at times. We are proud of our country, and we'll let the whole world know it. Don't tell me the US doesn't contribute. We contribute more than any other country is even capable, and if your country ever suffers a calamity of some kind, we'll be right there to help in your time of need. If a tidal wave wiped out the eastern seaboard of the US, killing millions, how many countries would send help for us?
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