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Hyasiri: The inside story Part IV The Final Battle

Postby Georgerx7di on Wed May 13, 2009 8:38 pm

Part I

So Hyasiri was actually a mobster from Tuscany. Lack was supposed to pay him protection money on the order of $50,000 a year. The whole mod thing was just a way to launder the money. Thing is that Andy dufresne got wind of this. Andy had Hyasiri and Lack bumped off. Andy now rules CC, with an unknown ally occasionally posing as lack. A recent report from hasbro intelligence (they keep an eye on conquer club) suggests that Dufresne's ally is actually a former player. Her code name is wicked. Recently there has been fighting in the streets outside CC head quarters in downtown Holland. (That's right Holland, not Canada. Near the big CC sign. That's why so many players are dutch).

Fitz was seen walking into CC headquarters with Clapper. They checked the security camera's and saw wicked slashing young questions marks. Clapper was sent to defeat wicked while Fitz took on Andy. After a titanic battle which destroy the CC board room, Fitz was defeated. He was saved by Robinette who pulled up in her convertible just in time for Fitz to escape.

Meanwhile, clapper defeated wicked, but she wasn't done. Wicked will come back with a black mask and heavy breathing machine to hunt down top CC players.

Andy's clones are now in A4 battling Scott, Herpes and Blitz. They are our only hope for CC, but fate is against them because herpes has shit dice.

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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby e_i_pi on Wed May 13, 2009 9:20 pm

Who are these 'Hyasri', 'Lack', and 'Wicked' characters you speak of... I've never seen them on the forums.
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby Kotaro on Wed May 13, 2009 9:32 pm

Man, I wish Hysari was still around to hear this epic tale about what happened to Hysairi...
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby demonfork on Wed May 13, 2009 9:53 pm

Kotaro wrote:Man, I wish Hysari was still around to hear this epic tale about what happened to Hysairi...


Man, I wish Hyasri was still around to hear what happened to Hysari and Hysairi.
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby e_i_pi on Wed May 13, 2009 10:26 pm

demonfork wrote:
Kotaro wrote:Man, I wish Hysari was still around to hear this epic tale about what happened to Hysairi...


Man, I wish Hyasri was still around to hear what happened to Hysari and Hysairi.

This is a story about Hyasiri, didn't you read the title?
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby a.sub on Thu May 14, 2009 12:45 am

ROBINETTE
i challenge ye to turn this into one of ur awesome picture based story posts
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu May 14, 2009 3:30 pm

I like that I'm part of the evil side in this. :) Or maybe it's good side? It's all relative anyways. :) **Eats a banana**


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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby The Fuzzy Pengui on Thu May 14, 2009 7:02 pm

What am I, chopped liver? :P

I always wondered why Andy acts the way he does...all those bananas and whatnot...and this explains it a tad better than the other reasonings I have heard.
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby Optimus Prime on Thu May 14, 2009 11:27 pm

Not a single robot to be found in this ordeal. How disappointing. :P
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri May 15, 2009 12:18 am

Optimus Prime wrote:Not a single robot to be found in this ordeal. How disappointing. :P


You're not evil or good enough, I'm assuming.


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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby Kotaro on Fri May 15, 2009 12:23 am

Optimus Prime wrote:Not a single robot to be found in this ordeal. How disappointing. :P


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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby Blitzaholic on Fri May 15, 2009 12:24 am

Georgerx7di wrote:So Hyasiri was actually a mobster from Tuscany. Lack was supposed to pay him protection money on the order of $50,000 a year. The whole mod thing was just a way to launder the money. Thing is that Andy dufresne got wind of this. Andy had Hyasiri and Lack bumped off. Andy now rules CC, with an unknown ally occasionally posing as lack. A recent report from hasbro intelligence (they keep an eye on conquer club) suggests that Dufresne's ally is actually a former player. Her code name is wicked. Recently there has been fighting in the streets outside CC head quarters in downtown Holland. (That's right Holland, not Canada. Near the big CC sign. That's why so many players are dutch).

Fitz was seen walking into CC headquarters with Clapper. They checked the security camera's and saw wicked slashing young questions marks. Clapper was sent to defeat wicked while Fitz took on Andy. After a titanic battle which destroy the CC board room, Fitz was defeated. He was saved by Robinette who pulled up in her convertible just in time for Fitz to escape.

Meanwhile, clapper defeated wicked, but she wasn't done. Wicked will come back with a black mask and heavy breathing machine to hunt down top CC players.

Andy's clones are now in A4 battling Scott, Herpes and Blitz. They are our only hope for CC, but fate is against them because herpes has shit dice.

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my dice been hot lately, send them my way george ;)
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby hwhrhett on Fri May 15, 2009 10:26 am

The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:I always wondered why Andy acts the way he does...all those bananas and whatnot...and this explains it a tad better than the other reasonings I have heard.



'bananas' is just a code-word for 'souls'
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby john9blue on Fri May 15, 2009 12:44 pm

Georgerx7di wrote:hasbro intelligence


THIS was how I knew your story was fake. ;)
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby jpcloet on Fri May 15, 2009 1:26 pm

I heard a rumor that Hyasri was banana farmed and decided to leave the site.....

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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby Georgerx7di on Fri May 15, 2009 7:39 pm

Part II the epic continues

New information tells us that before wicked turn to the dark she gave birth to two children. One was a fuzzy penguin and the other was a farm boy named OP. The information about their location was locked away in a vault. The lock was specially designed by nightstrike. Now the fuzzy penguin has grown up to be a 20 year old chick with cinnamon bun shaped rolls in his hair. And OP, the young farm boy from tattoine has grown up into a robot that can transform into a mac truck.

Meanwhile new information has come forward. Nightstrike has unlocked the mystery as to wicked's true identity. She is none other than Happytoseeyou. Yes robin has wooed us with her pretty picture posts and 500 game poetry, but now she will show her darker side as her and emperor dufresne unleash their army of multi's onto CC, to hunt down and destroy the conquerors.

As blitz, scottland and herpes recover from their wounds, a new ally is coming to save CC. Soon his identity will be revealed.
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby jpcloet on Fri May 15, 2009 8:14 pm

And the award for best fiction goes to......

I'm still waiting for the Outer space portion so that this clever masterpiece can also go for the Science Fiction award. 8-)
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby the.killing.44 on Fri May 15, 2009 8:17 pm

Georgerx7di wrote:Nightstrike has unlocked…

Fixed ;)

Just playin' with ya. this is a helluva thread :lol:

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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby sailorseal on Fri May 15, 2009 8:43 pm

Now where was I?
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby a.sub on Fri May 15, 2009 10:30 pm

can i shoot someone?
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby jpcloet on Sat May 16, 2009 5:31 am

a.sub wrote:can i shoot someone?


I'd be more specific, you might end up shooting your eye out. (Points to those who get the reference!)
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby AAFitz on Sat May 16, 2009 5:40 am

AndyDufresne wrote:I like that I'm part of the evil side in this. :) Or maybe it's good side? It's all relative anyways. :) **Eats a banana**


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Actually it seems I was the evil one in this rendition, and you venquished me.
I guess no one's buying my good guy act, dammit!
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story

Postby Georgerx7di on Sat May 16, 2009 11:03 am

Part III A new comer

Dufresne has become a tyrant. He has raised the price of premiums for $25 to $26 a year, and he requires CC players to give up their wives to him for one night every time they renew their premium. This is atrocious, however the only other options is to give up speed games and play 4 fake time games at a time; something that most of the CC population simply cannot do. However, a new hero has come into town. At first we did no know if he was good enough, but comic boy challenged him to a stone throwing contest, and our new hero won by throwing a smaller stone at comic.

Our new savior is poo maker, recently returned from his hiatus he has challenged durfresne on the battle field. Poo showed up to the battle field with blue and green face paint, riding a donkey and waving a banana as he gave a glorious speech. He said " they make take our armies, our medals, our wives, but they will never take our premiums"!!!!

Thus inspired the men went on to fight. Poo maker had 67 armies against dufresne's 65. He was getting good dice till the evil dufresne instructed H2SY to bring up the archers. They fired into the melee, killing his men and poo's. Comic's dad joecoolfrog got hit with an arrow, right in the butt,(he was either mooning dufresne or trying to get to close to happy, the details aren't clear).

Although, both sides had about equal loses, dufresne was able to hold the bonus, so it was a victory for him.
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story Part III

Postby Caymanmew on Sat May 16, 2009 6:08 pm

ant i evil enought to join andy? :twisted:
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Re: Hyasiri: The inside story Part III

Postby a.sub on Sat May 16, 2009 7:39 pm

can i shoot andy or somethin?
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