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drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Rabid bunnies wrote:plagarized and really bad poetry
Rabid bunnies wrote:(I just thought I could put up a poem, is it that cheesey? I think it's actually rather interesting. You'd be surprised how often cutting corners is costly. The whole factor of convenience vs "unnecessary safety". I put this poem up because I did a working of it in class and actually enjoyed it lol. Do tell why it's cheesey.)
Jasmine
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
4myGod wrote:Deep
Rocketry wrote:Oh look, how nice, double six on the dice.
But oh, what a shame, I still lost the game.
Rocking.
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
AndyDufresne wrote:the dice
the dice
like winter ice---
making me slip and slide:
a downward scoreboard ride.
--Andy
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
john9blue wrote:Based on a true story, written in anapestic tetrameter:
It is Saturday morning and man, am I bored
I need something to do, something I can afford
I was thinking a card game, a game with a board
And yet something with points or some kind of reward
Then it comes to me: Conquer Club! Yes, praise the Lord!
So I open my browser, connect to the 'net,
In my Conquer Club game I have got a mixed set
I can conquer the board with the armies I get!
I press "auto-attack" and my palms start to sweat
As if I was alone with a horny brunette.
Seconds later I stare at my screen, thunderstruck
Shouting curse words and feeling like running amuck
Well, I lost that damn game, and it's NOT 'cause I suck.
So forget about turtle and monkey and truck,
'Cause the ruler of this site is stupid dumb luck.
Timminz wrote:john9blue wrote:Based on a true story, written in anapestic tetrameter:
It is Saturday morning and man, am I bored
I need something to do, something I can afford
I was thinking a card game, a game with a board
And yet something with points or some kind of reward
Then it comes to me: Conquer Club! Yes, praise the Lord!
So I open my browser, connect to the 'net,
In my Conquer Club game I have got a mixed set
I can conquer the board with the armies I get!
I press "auto-attack" and my palms start to sweat
As if I was alone with a horny brunette.
Seconds later I stare at my screen, thunderstruck
Shouting curse words and feeling like running amuck
Well, I lost that damn game, and it's NOT 'cause I suck.
So forget about turtle and monkey and truck,
'Cause the ruler of this site is stupid dumb luck.
In my head, that was rapped over a sweet breakbeat.
a.sub wrote:Timminz wrote:john9blue wrote:Based on a true story, written in anapestic tetrameter:
It is Saturday morning and man, am I bored
I need something to do, something I can afford
I was thinking a card game, a game with a board
And yet something with points or some kind of reward
Then it comes to me: Conquer Club! Yes, praise the Lord!
So I open my browser, connect to the 'net,
In my Conquer Club game I have got a mixed set
I can conquer the board with the armies I get!
I press "auto-attack" and my palms start to sweat
As if I was alone with a horny brunette.
Seconds later I stare at my screen, thunderstruck
Shouting curse words and feeling like running amuck
Well, I lost that damn game, and it's NOT 'cause I suck.
So forget about turtle and monkey and truck,
'Cause the ruler of this site is stupid dumb luck.
In my head, that was rapped over a sweet breakbeat.
u shd rap it and post it
a.sub wrote:what if i said plz?
a.sub wrote:u shd rap it and post it
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