CC Poetry

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what if i said plz?

Good question. What if....

please?

[Beko the Great]

Based on a true story, written in anapestic tetrameter:

It is Saturday morning and man, am I bored
I need something to do, something I can afford
I was thinking a card game, a game with a board
And yet something with points or some kind of reward
Then it comes to me: Conquer Club! Yes, praise the Lord!

So I open my browser, connect to the 'net,
In my Conquer Club game I have got a mixed set
I can conquer the board with the armies I get!
I press "auto-attack" and my palms start to sweat
As if I was alone with a horny brunette.

Seconds later I stare at my screen, thunderstruck
Shouting curse words and feeling like running amuck
Well, I lost that damn game, and it's NOT 'cause I suck.
So forget about turtle and monkey and truck,
'Cause the ruler of this site is stupid dumb luck.

Simply awesome!

[AndyDufresne]

A nod to all you Freemiums out there:

a little like heartburn

Waiting for your turn,
It's a little like heartburn---
But wait! There's a cure,
For that I'm sure---
Put a little antacid to your lip:
Get a little Premium Membership.


--Andy

[ender516]

The Mighty War of March 29 - April 16, 2009
By squishyg

Invaders many
Hostages, ransom, oh my!
tdans still won most

When I had finished the first page of this topic, I thought, "What we need is a good haiku!" Next page: voila!

[squishyg]

The Mighty War of March 29 - April 16, 2009
By squishyg

Invaders many
Hostages, ransom, oh my!
tdans still won most

When I had finished the first page of this topic, I thought, "What we need is a good haiku!" Next page: voila!

(bows)

Glad you like it!

[AndyDufresne]

chance is chance

it's my turn
but should i take it---
should i cash my spoils and burn---
do i have enough to really make it?
chance is chance
when will i start this dance.


--Andy

[jiminski]

the stench of nervous sweat abound,
a mental mix of scented kill,
the clock now foe as seconds pound,
to luck as worthy as our skill,

and so the race is on once more,
the devil's dice and chance his whore,
the ticking crash of painful whim,
as number lists have counted jim,

till atmosphere has deafened sound,
as sextal system sets its will,
the final roll leaves sense not found,
swap random org for bitter pill!

[john9blue]

the stench of nervous sweat abound,
a mental mix of scented kill,
the clock now foe as seconds pound,
to luck as worthy as our skill,

and so the race is on once more,
the devil's dice and chance his whore,
the ticking crash of painful whim,
as number lists have counted jim,

till atmosphere has deafened sound,
as sextal system sets its will,
the final roll leaves sense not found,
swap random org for bitter pill!

Your writing is awesome. Are you an author?

[jiminski]

Your writing is awesome. Are you an author?

thank you .. and no, just a waffler.

[sailorseal]

To the music of lose yourself


"If you had,
one die....
to roll anything you wanted...

To BE CONTINUED

[owenshooter]

To the music of lose yourself


"If you had,
one die....
to roll anything you wanted...

To BE CONTINUED

trust me, part 2 is not needed...-0

[jbrettlip]

To the music of lose yourself


"If you had,
one die....
to roll anything you wanted...

To BE CONTINUED

trust me, part 2 is not needed...-0

Part 2?? Oh, no
I agree with O.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

To flame or not to flame
To ban or not to be banned
To troll or not to troll
These thin skinned posters
Those sensitive posters
They cry and they whine
They deserve a lashing
They deserve a whipping
Why can't I flame them
Why can't I troll them
It's not like I shot them
It's not like I knife them
It's only words, that I say
It's only casualty is their ego
With not a drop of blood or loss of limb
Civility and political correctness
Is crimping my style
It's just a pile of [edited]

[AndyDufresne]

I think a perfect title for what you just wrote, General Stoneham, would be your last line: "A Pile of [Edited]"


--Andy

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

OUCH! Everyone is a critic.

[AndyDufresne]

I kid! It was amusing.


--Andy

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

Andy is dandy
Andy is candy
He's like a gent at times
But gets bent at times
Twill is my love
But Andy takes my breath away
So sweep me off my feet
But don't kick me off this site

[owenator]

A nod to all you Freemiums out there:

a little like heartburn

Waiting for your turn,
It's a little like heartburn---
But wait! There's a cure,
For that I'm sure---
Put a little antacid to your lip:
Get a little Premium Membership.


--Andy

ha ha ha! I laughed, I cried, I gave it two thumbs up.

[owenator]

Dice

We love you, we hate you.
There's so much more you can do.

Every day we dream, just to rise to the top.
But when he hit auto or manual, it's that computer we want to drop.

Today, I will conquer. Maybe play speed for a bit.
And maybe, just once I won't mutter 'stupid dice, piece of sh*t'.

[AndyDufresne]

Dedicated to all you Cooks:

Ain't it lonesome baby

Ain't it lonesome baby,
When your points decide to leave,
Ain't it lonesome baby,
Enough to make you ache and grieve---

But worry no worry,
Look around, you're still in company,
But worry no worry,
Cooks abound, look around and see!


--Andy

[squishyg]

On a long and lonesome website, run by lackattack.
You can play a variation or choose a classic from the pack
You can think about your next move, or the one you blew the night before
But your thoughts will soon be wandering, the way they always do.
When you're waiting twenty hours and there's nothing much to do
And you don't feel much like posting, you just wish your turn was due.
Say, here I am, on cc again.
There I am, starting to age.
Here I go, on cc again.
Is it my turn? Refresh the page.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

Yes
You have to wait
No
You don't have to wait
You're a freemium
So go and wait
Buy a premium
And
Play and play and play
To your heart's content.

[AAFitz]

for the days before i met you
I was constantly always blue
but CC I have found
Now I jump up and down
cuz now I play many a shrew

[AAFitz]

World 2.1, me and you
go back a long time, yes we do
played many a games
for many a days
and killed so many with no clue

[AAFitz]

As I log into CC each day
clicking buttons, too many they say
but I cant stop myself
or put CC on a shelf
for the addiction just wont go away