A group of well-known CC forum regulars and distinguished fuckheads are looking to recruit one additional fuckhead to their ranks in order to allow them to play one of their traditional "Fuckhead Battle Royale" grudge-matches. The candidate will be required to play a single eight-player game on the World 2.1 map and to make constant and lively contributions to the game-chat (which is likely to be vulgar and offensive). The ideal candidate will be a highly visible member of the forum-community and will have a strong track-record of talking shite. Being notorious in some way, having a talent for flaming (or generally being rude to) other users, and having earned one or more forum-ban, would be a strong advantage. However, all applicants will be considered so long as they are able to demonstrate that they fit the essential criteria of enjoying playing risk, enjoying abusing the pointless ratings system, and preferring to use the game-chat for talking copious amounts of smack and/or bollocks as opposed to tediously ruminating over strategy. In addition to this, the candidate must be vaguely witty and have the ability to read and write basic English.
This advertisement will close as soon as a suitable candidate is found. Please apply below.
No agencies please.
