Saxitoxin's New Twitter Account

[saxitoxin]

I am sick and tired of having each and every one of my threads overwhelmed with all the usual group of bad seeds who spam them endlessly. You know who you all are. Meanwhile, the mods refuse to engage in mass banning as I have repeatedly requested.

In any case, as everyone who knows me knows, I always take lemons and turn them into lemonade!

Therefore, I am harnessing the power of Y2K to debut my new Twitter account!

Follow me redacted by request

That's right -

twitter.com/redacted by request

DO NOT FOLLOW twitter.com/Saxitoxin - this is some salacious tart who is using my name.

Thanks, gang!

Celebrate Rainbows & Sunshine!
- STX
Unofficial CC Happiness Quotient Ombudsman

[Skittles!]

I want to know why you think anyone wants to follow you?

[jammyjames]

im keen to agree, follow the post below, and .... well you know.

[sinctheassasin]

Ah... Old men and their illusions

[obliterationX]

You'll die soon, I don't think it's worth the effort.

[sinctheassasin]

Waste of twitter servers

[colton24]

saxitoxin the mods wont mass ban anyone with out a reason to do it just because you asked doesnt mean they will

[Gozar]

I want to know why you think anyone wants to follow you?

Saxitoxin is fun, that is why.

[jpcloet]

Does not meet the callouts guidelines, move to off-topic.

[cena-rules]

Meanwhile, the mods refuse to engage in mass banning as I have repeatedly requested.

and they wont permaban you like the masses have repeatedly requested. Lifes a bitch, aint it

[Kotaro]

You'll die soon, I don't think it's worth the effort.

He already did?

[whitestazn88]

You'll die soon, I don't think it's worth the effort.

He already did?

but he came back 3 days later.

somewhat like jesus, but more like thats how long his ban was.

[The1exile]

Saxitoxin is fun, that is why.

No he isn't. Frisbee is fun. Team Fortress 2 is fun. Engaging in battles of wits with intelligent chaps like Inkstained, heavycola, Dancing Mustard and even Napoleon Ier is fun.

Old men trying to emulate The Cheerful Fairy on the internet and big themselves up with twitter is actually somewhat sad and pathetic, and certainly more appropriate for somewhere like omegle - which I heartily recommend for him - than this forum.

[Strife]

Saxitoxin is fun, that is why.

No he isn't. Frisbee is fun. Team Fortress 2 is fun. Engaging in battles of wits with intelligent chaps like Inkstained, heavycola, Dancing Mustard and even Napoleon Ier is fun.

Old men trying to emulate The Cheerful Fairy on the internet and big themselves up with twitter is actually somewhat sad and pathetic, and certainly more appropriate for somewhere like omegle - which I heartily recommend for him - than this forum.

Just imagine:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi! I would like to ask you if you would take the RAINBOW Pledge with me!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi! I would like to ask you if you would take the RAINBOW Pledge with me!
You: LOLWUT?
Stranger: I would like to spread the courtesy of hate-mongering and trolling! RAINBOW WITH ME!
You: But I'm from POA... I'm the one who fucks with you people?
Stranger: "f*ck" is such a strong word. How bout we tone it down a bit and say "Vaginally Penetrate?" Thanks, SXT! Official OMEGLE LOVE SPREADER :D:D
You: What?
Stranger: I would like to engage in a friendly act of cyber-sexing.
You: huh?
Stranger: I would like to start by slowly licking your engorged manhood.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi! I would like to ask you if you would take the RAINBOW Pledge with me!
You: YES! Oh god yes! I pledge!
Stranger:Congratulations! May peace love and anal bliss be with you! Spread the love! Official OMEGLE love ombudsman!:D:D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.