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An Apology to Demonfork

Postby Beckytheblondie on Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:30 pm

I compose this message to notify the community that I apologize to one of the top 100 players in Conquerclub, demonfork.

Here's the story:

A long, long time ago the two of us used to be on good terms, in fact, we were buddies. We'd often call each other whilst taking (individual) baths. No, we didn't take baths together, but we coordinated 'bath time' so that we could chat about the days we've had. Then along game wicked Game 4181642 which tore our friendship in two. Demonfork, clearly the better player, was ousted in 20 rounds by his apprentice. The tides had turned, the winds shifted and the moons maligned.

The new rift was felt between these two friends as even the bedtime stories waned and ebbed away into the past. The lingering feud was so thick that it weighed heavily on both friends' shoulders and lay heavy in their hearts.

Then, one day, attempting to amend what had been cleft in twain, Beckytheblondie joined Game 5413702. This olive branch was taken by demonfork and ensuingly used to beat becky over the heat with. Demonfork proved his sovereignty. Becky's response was one of moral question. Becky thereafter, (recognize becky was heartbroken and had just been beaten by olive branch) went and 'tattled' on demonfork for using an auto-typer; for cheating. Becky posted in the forums and blabbed like a kindergartner. Becky was immature for telling on demonfork.

Here's where the interesting twist comes in to play, and where the apology stems from. Somewhere around this time Becky's good friend won a tournament that demonfork hosted. Becky was awarded the premium prize and free membership by this friend.

Demonfork bought Beckytheblondie a premium membership!

Becky clearly thought patches had mended what had been torn. Becky continued to tell anyone who would listen about demonfork how wonderful of a player he was and how he taught becky all his knowledge. Becky hoped for a forthcoming day in which the two could chat on ichat and make jokes about what Coach Curry wore to the track meet (shortie shorts).

No, no, no.... Becky misread the situation and soon found that Demonfork wanted all ties of this old friendship to be unwound; to be thrown off into a proverbial fiery pit of lava and fire and horns and demons and forks...

Game 5612157 came along and slapped becky in the face! Becky knew that demonfork (being one of the top 100 players on CC) liked having points and rank, and becky, using only the tricks learned from the master, himself, and the premium bought by the master, himself, defeated the him in brutal and fierce game.

The result is:

Demonfork taught becky many skills, demonfork purchased becky's premium and, becky, in turn, defeated demonfork for what will be the last time, and ultimately tragic end of this tale. Unless...

Demonfork will forgive becky for doing what, deep in the heart, becky knew what was wrong.... Becky will then give demonfork 100 Becky Points!

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any community member who posts on demonfork's wall the following will receive 3 Becky points for themselves!:

"Becky is very sorry and would like you to set up a 'bath time' phone call to fix such sophomoric enmities."
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:36 pm

Can I get some free Becky points?
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby Beckytheblondie on Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:39 pm

Becky Points are not FREE!
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby targetman377 on Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:15 pm

ok i posted it i get 3 points :!: :!: :!:
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby owenshooter on Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:50 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:Becky thereafter, (recognize becky was heartbroken and had just been beaten by olive branch) went and 'tattled' on demonfork for using an auto-typer; for cheating.

was this ever proven? CC has time and time again declared nobody has ever been able to do this, despite many attempts to prove it does happen, and people offering evidence (but not sufficient enough)... was he busted for this?-0
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:55 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:I compose this message to notify the community that I apologize to one of the top 100 players in Conquerclub, demonfork.

Here's the story:

A long, long time ago the two of us used to be on good terms, in fact, we were buddies. We'd often call each other whilst taking (individual) baths. No, we didn't take baths together, but we coordinated 'bath time' so that we could chat about the days we've had. Then along game wicked Game 4181642 which tore our friendship in two. Demonfork, clearly the better player, was ousted in 20 rounds by his apprentice. The tides had turned, the winds shifted and the moons maligned.

The new rift was felt between these two friends as even the bedtime stories waned and ebbed away into the past. The lingering feud was so thick that it weighed heavily on both friends' shoulders and lay heavy in their hearts.

Then, one day, attempting to amend what had been cleft in twain, Beckytheblondie joined Game 5413702. This olive branch was taken by demonfork and ensuingly used to beat becky over the heat with. Demonfork proved his sovereignty. Becky's response was one of moral question. Becky thereafter, (recognize becky was heartbroken and had just been beaten by olive branch) went and 'tattled' on demonfork for using an auto-typer; for cheating. Becky posted in the forums and blabbed like a kindergartner. Becky was immature for telling on demonfork.

Here's where the interesting twist comes in to play, and where the apology stems from. Somewhere around this time Becky's good friend won a tournament that demonfork hosted. Becky was awarded the premium prize and free membership by this friend.

Demonfork bought Beckytheblondie a premium membership!

Becky clearly thought patches had mended what had been torn. Becky continued to tell anyone who would listen about demonfork how wonderful of a player he was and how he taught becky all his knowledge. Becky hoped for a forthcoming day in which the two could chat on ichat and make jokes about what Coach Curry wore to the track meet (shortie shorts).

No, no, no.... Becky misread the situation and soon found that Demonfork wanted all ties of this old friendship to be unwound; to be thrown off into a proverbial fiery pit of lava and fire and horns and demons and forks...

Game 5612157 came along and slapped becky in the face! Becky knew that demonfork (being one of the top 100 players on CC) liked having points and rank, and becky, using only the tricks learned from the master, himself, and the premium bought by the master, himself, defeated the him in brutal and fierce game.

The result is:

Demonfork taught becky many skills, demonfork purchased becky's premium and, becky, in turn, defeated demonfork for what will be the last time, and ultimately tragic end of this tale. Unless...

Demonfork will forgive becky for doing what, deep in the heart, becky knew what was wrong.... Becky will then give demonfork 100 Becky Points!

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any community member who posts on demonfork's wall the following will receive 3 Becky points for themselves!:

"Becky is very sorry and would like you to set up a 'bath time' phone call to fix such sophomoric enmities."

I got that far and lol'd. I could not read anymore
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby SFX! on Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:56 pm

targetman377 wrote:ok i posted it i get 3 points :!: :!: :!:


What he said.
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby King_Herpes on Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:58 pm

owenshooter wrote:
Beckytheblondie wrote:Becky thereafter, (recognize becky was heartbroken and had just been beaten by olive branch) went and 'tattled' on demonfork for using an auto-typer; for cheating.

was this ever proven? CC has time and time again declared nobody has ever been able to do this, despite many attempts to prove it does happen, and people offering evidence (but not sufficient enough)... was he busted for this?-0


I think she should pass the microphone over to JR on this one.
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:01 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Beckytheblondie wrote:Becky thereafter, (recognize becky was heartbroken and had just been beaten by olive branch) went and 'tattled' on demonfork for using an auto-typer; for cheating.

was this ever proven? CC has time and time again declared nobody has ever been able to do this, despite many attempts to prove it does happen, and people offering evidence (but not sufficient enough)... was he busted for this?-0


I think she should pass the microphone over to JR on this one.
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby King_Herpes on Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:18 pm

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Nobody uses auto game start scripts. We just hit F5 aimlessly for unlimited hours hoping for players to begin turns.....back to back days.


Oh really, well that's not what you announced to the world some time ago. I think there is an apology in order. Might even find your self off foe if you can manage to shove aside that ignorant pride. I could have sworn you said I cheated.
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby owenshooter on Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:50 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Nobody uses auto game start scripts. We just hit F5 aimlessly for unlimited hours hoping for players to begin turns.....back to back days.

Oh really, well that's not what you announced to the world some time ago. I think there is an apology in order. Might even find your self off foe if you can manage to shove aside that ignorant pride. I could have sworn you said I cheated.

sorry about your little butt...-0
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby King_Herpes on Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:20 pm

owenshooter wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Nobody uses auto game start scripts. We just hit F5 aimlessly for unlimited hours hoping for players to begin turns.....back to back days.

Oh really, well that's not what you announced to the world some time ago. I think there is an apology in order. Might even find your self off foe if you can manage to shove aside that ignorant pride. I could have sworn you said I cheated.

sorry about your little butt...-0


Ooh, that burns when you're on the other end.
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:56 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Nobody uses auto game start scripts. We just hit F5 aimlessly for unlimited hours hoping for players to begin turns.....back to back days.


Oh really, well that's not what you announced to the world some time ago. I think there is an apology in order. Might even find your self off foe if you can manage to shove aside that ignorant pride. I could have sworn you said I cheated.

I prefer to stay on foe. Besides, I dont intend on joining any City Mogel games anytime soon. F5 F5 F5 F5....opps, must be my script running while I type.
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby chipv on Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:00 pm

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Nobody uses auto game start scripts. We just hit F5 aimlessly for unlimited hours hoping for players to begin turns.....back to back days.


Oh really, well that's not what you announced to the world some time ago. I think there is an apology in order. Might even find your self off foe if you can manage to shove aside that ignorant pride. I could have sworn you said I cheated.

I prefer to stay on foe. Besides, I dont intend on joining any City Mogel games anytime soon. F5 F5 F5 F5....opps, must be my script running while I type.


Are you two going to kiss and make up or continue the public courtship?

Looks like the lady doth protest too much once again.
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:07 pm

chipv wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Nobody uses auto game start scripts. We just hit F5 aimlessly for unlimited hours hoping for players to begin turns.....back to back days.


Oh really, well that's not what you announced to the world some time ago. I think there is an apology in order. Might even find your self off foe if you can manage to shove aside that ignorant pride. I could have sworn you said I cheated.

I prefer to stay on foe. Besides, I dont intend on joining any City Mogel games anytime soon. F5 F5 F5 F5....opps, must be my script running while I type.


Are you two going to kiss and make up or continue the public courtship?

Looks like the lady doth protest too much once again.

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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:10 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:Becky Points are not FREE!


Then what's the cost?


Can I use King_Herpes little butt to pay for it?
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby karelpietertje on Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:21 pm

lol, don't listen to Becky people.
Becky points are worth like, less than nothing XD
people usually give money with them to get rid of them, and you are all accepting them for free!
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby demonfork on Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:31 pm

3 points please
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby Georgerx7di on Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:20 pm

Ok, I read the OP. (Ok, not sure whether op is original post or original poster, someone clear this up please. I'm assuming the former, here.). Anyway, I was unable to discern seriousness from sarcasm. Now I didn't read the whole thing (it was rather long), but it seemed like she was serious, just saying it in a satirical manner? Am I reading it right, can someone comment please?

Oh, I love demon, although we don't do bath time or any of that funny stuff :D :D
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby Beckytheblondie on Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:50 am

demonfork wrote:3 points please


lol. duly awarded
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:43 pm

What are Becky points value in USD? What can you get with them? Could you buy a premium with Becky points?
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:44 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:
demonfork wrote:3 points please


lol. duly awarded


Wait, what?

All he has to do is ASK and he gets them?!
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby nagerous on Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:26 pm

chipv wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Nobody uses auto game start scripts. We just hit F5 aimlessly for unlimited hours hoping for players to begin turns.....back to back days.


Oh really, well that's not what you announced to the world some time ago. I think there is an apology in order. Might even find your self off foe if you can manage to shove aside that ignorant pride. I could have sworn you said I cheated.

I prefer to stay on foe. Besides, I dont intend on joining any City Mogel games anytime soon. F5 F5 F5 F5....opps, must be my script running while I type.


Are you two going to kiss and make up or continue the public courtship?

Looks like the lady doth protest too much once again.


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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby BoganGod on Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:12 am

6points please
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Re: An Apology to Demonfork

Postby lord voldemort on Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:29 am

ill take my 3 points thanks
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