I usually dont do this...but.....

[thegreekdog]

Isn't the title of this thread the beginning to the remix to Keys to Ignition by R. Kelly? Is that ironic? Moronic? Does this thread have something to do with urinating on underage prostitutes?

[MeDeFe]

Isn't the title of this thread the beginning to the remix to Keys to Ignition by R. Kelly? Is that ironic? Moronic? Does this thread have something to do with urinating on underage prostitutes?

I see piss coming I move.



If you have no idea what I'm talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qCWCiu8230

[GabonX]

When was the last time defending the first amendment had to resort to public use of firearms?

I don't know, but this is irrelevant as it does not address the future. The future is not settled by the action or inaction of the past, but rather that of the present.

Fortunately, the past serves as a nice example of how things have gone, and the options we have when certain circumstances occur. If we haven't needed the arms for over 200 years, that's a notable thing, if you believe we've made progress (with no help from the guns, on a tangent).

Quite the contrary to not having needed them, our possession of them may very well be the reason we have the freedoms we do in the United States, and by extension many other people's around the world.

Also:

“You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.”

The world could be a very different place had we not had our second amendment.

[Frigidus]

When Texas secedes, does that mean the Dallas Cowboys will no longer be in the NFL? Would they still be able to constantly declare themselves "America's Team"?

Seriously, we need to have an election or something, because the Cowboys sure as hell aren't America's team.

Edit: This isn't even meant to be insulting to the Cowboys, it's just arrogant to declare yourself something you obviously aren't.

[nagerous]

Now I'm not tryin to be rude,
But hey pretty girl I'm feelin you
The way you do the things you do
Reminds me of my Lexus coupe
Thats why im all up in yo grill
Tryna get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playin the field

So baby gimme that toot-toot
And lemme give you that beep-beep
Runnin her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin on 24's
While they sayin on the radio

[Chorus]
It's the remix to Ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin that body
Got every man in here wishin
Sippin on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun

Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
Bounce Bounce Bounce (Come on)

Now it's like murder she wrote
Once I get you out them clothes
Privacy is on the door
But still they can hear you screamin more
Girl I'm feelin what you feelin
No more hopin and wishin
I'm about to take my key and
Stick it in the ignition

So gimme that toot-toot
Lemme give you that beep-beep
Runnin her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin on 24's
While they sayin on the radio

[Chorus]

Cristal poppin in the stretch Navigator
We got food everywhere
As if the party was catered
We got fellas to my left, hunnies on my right
We bring em both together we got drinkin all night
Then after the show it's the (afterparty)
And after the party it's the (hotel lobby)
Around about 4 you gotta (clear the lobby)
Then take it to your room and f*** somebody

Can I get a toot-toot
Can I get a beep-beep
Runnin her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin on 24's
While they sayin on the radio

Girl we off in this jeep
Foggin windows up
Blastin the radio
In the back of my truck
Bouncin up and down
Stroke it round and round
To the remix
We just thuggin it out

[Nobunaga]

why do i get the distinct feeling that you've masturbated to that scene

(i know, it's because red dawn is porn for shitheels like you)

Why do I get the distinct feeling that you have nothing good to contribute?

(I know, it's because you decide to fling insults like a child...)

... Kids like Sultan attack those they fear. It's a natural defensive mechanism, like monkeys.

...

[Woodruff]

Isn't the title of this thread the beginning to the remix to Keys to Ignition by R. Kelly? Is that ironic? Moronic? Does this thread have something to do with urinating on underage prostitutes?

I see piss coming I move.

Are you saying you're an underage prostitute? <chuckle>

[MeDeFe]

Isn't the title of this thread the beginning to the remix to Keys to Ignition by R. Kelly? Is that ironic? Moronic? Does this thread have something to do with urinating on underage prostitutes?

I see piss coming I move.

Are you saying you're an underage prostitute? <chuckle>

You didn't watch the video I linked to that's not in your quote?

[thegreekdog]

Now I'm not tryin to be rude,
But hey pretty girl I'm feelin you
The way you do the things you do
Reminds me of my Lexus coupe
Thats why im all up in yo grill
Tryna get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playin the field

So baby gimme that toot-toot
And lemme give you that beep-beep
Runnin her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin on 24's
While they sayin on the radio

[Chorus]
It's the remix to Ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin that body
Got every man in here wishin
Sippin on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun

Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
Bounce Bounce Bounce (Come on)

Now it's like murder she wrote
Once I get you out them clothes
Privacy is on the door
But still they can hear you screamin more
Girl I'm feelin what you feelin
No more hopin and wishin
I'm about to take my key and
Stick it in the ignition

So gimme that toot-toot
Lemme give you that beep-beep
Runnin her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin on 24's
While they sayin on the radio

[Chorus]

Cristal poppin in the stretch Navigator
We got food everywhere
As if the party was catered
We got fellas to my left, hunnies on my right
We bring em both together we got drinkin all night
Then after the show it's the (afterparty)
And after the party it's the (hotel lobby)
Around about 4 you gotta (clear the lobby)
Then take it to your room and f*** somebody

Can I get a toot-toot
Can I get a beep-beep
Runnin her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin on 24's
While they sayin on the radio

Girl we off in this jeep
Foggin windows up
Blastin the radio
In the back of my truck
Bouncin up and down
Stroke it round and round
To the remix
We just thuggin it out