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by **strike wolf** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:52 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:Depends on who initiates it.

They' both claim that the other initiated or that he was forced to initiate and the judge wouldd side against George.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:05 am

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Depends on who initiates it.

They' both claim that the other initiated or that he was forced to initiate and the judge wouldd side against George.

Well, how old is George? The kid looks like 11 or 12.

by **strike wolf** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:13 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Depends on who initiates it.

They' both claim that the other initiated or that he was forced to initiate and the judge wouldd side against George.

Well, how old is George? The kid looks like 11 or 12.

In monkey years? who knows. Could be grandfather age for all I know.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:30 am

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Depends on who initiates it.

They' both claim that the other initiated or that he was forced to initiate and the judge wouldd side against George.

Well, how old is George? The kid looks like 11 or 12.

In monkey years? who knows. Could be grandfather age for all I know.

So, Andy is a pedophile?

by **strike wolf** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:21 am

No. Bicurious George is Andy's cousin...

by **AndyDufresne** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:36 am

I keep my bananas generally to myself. **Eats a banana bunch**

--Andy

by **strike wolf** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:21 am

Than why are you always giving your bananas to us?

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:31 am

strike wolf wrote:Than why are you always giving your bananas to us?

because we're a nice bunch.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:10 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Than why are you always giving your bananas to us?

because we're a nice bunch.

I always thought we were a bit slippery though.

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:30 pm

Quite a-peeling.

by **targetman377** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:39 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:**Eats a banana, thinks about his the books of his youth.**

--Andy

funny now that u mention it i was not a man in the yellow hat and monkey fan. all that much

by **targetman377** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:40 pm

strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Eats a banana, thinks about his the books of his youth.**

--Andy

Bicurious George and the escape from Yellow Hat?

by **targetman377** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:41 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:

You sure it isn't the kid?

It's probably both of them. But who is the judge gonna side with?

Depends. Are we talking planet of the Apes judge, or the Supreme Court Justices?

i think the man in the yellow hat is doing a bad job of raising his monkey either way

by **targetman377** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:42 pm

after reading all of the back log i am thoroughly shocked :shock:

by **targetman377** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:43 pm

well i am back at my house i am working this weekend today it was rather busy at the old target but hey what you going to do.

by **targetman377** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:45 pm

by the way today i woke up looked outside and gues what SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was so happy i was happy sweeping off my car cause there was about an inch of snow on my car i was so happy to see it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love SNOW auto at this part STOP READING WARNING AUTO STOP NO REALLY STOP READING: $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ SNOW

by **targetman377** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:49 pm

and in other news i am at my average rank again now that i have seemed to get over my losing streak and now i have been wining a lot of points!!!!!

by **strike wolf** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:38 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Eats a banana, thinks about his the books of his youth.**

--Andy

Bicurious George and the escape from Yellow Hat?

Oh right you weren't here for Bicurious George and the Inappropriate Touch.

by **Army of GOD** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:40 pm

If I was to flame someone on the Conquer Club Facebook page would I get a ban on here?

Like if you die in the Matrix you die in real life?

by **ritz627** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:23 pm

haha this threads still going? with the some of the same people too? This is probably completely random cause no one here remembers me but haha good to see nonetheless!

by **Army of GOD** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:25 pm

I remeber you ritz!

by **Lucarilover240** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:35 pm

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
I decided that to play halo I need to switch to something more resembling the Left 4 Dead controllers so that I don't accidently sticky everyone while trying to melee.

When I first started playing, I kept trying to press a buton so that I would reload faster. Ended up wasting grenades.

I keep joking with my friends when we're playing even now. "coming to help. Hope you don't mind getting stickied.."

Though, by the latter half of the game, I was blowing brutes away with the gravity hammer, popping grunts in the head with pistols (they finally brought the scope back for those!), blowing jackals up with grenades, and bitch slapping buggers with the brute shot.

sorry lucri!!!!!

>:(

by **Lucarilover240** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:42 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Yes that very information. It was provided generously or at least luckily earlier on so that i could reanalyze my previous statement to acquire the knowledge that would allow me to decide if my former statement should be altered accordingly as to show genuine fact. However that being stated it would appearr that my attempts to melt target's cerebrum specifically the frontal lobe has proven sucessful. Now if one was to inquire as to why I would perform such a hideous act of evil...I would have to tell them in upmost sincerity. Shits and giggles my friend. Shits and giggles.

Alright, that's it. I'm calling an exorcist.

If you are trying to assert that my spirit and mind has been possessed by an unnatural possibly demonic being of unknown aura, than I am greatly sorry to inform you that your assumption is based on falsehood. this myriad of complex words and sentences is neither due to demon nor phantasm, simply me being a smart ass.

i just love reading these post make me crack up

You just love it when I call myself a smartass in general.

Well, it's like my family always says, noone likes a smartass, but noone likes a dumb one either.

by **Lucarilover240** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:46 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
On another note, OHFUCK. (uses previously presented knowledge to create distraction)

*thinks he get off scotch free then cobra commander comes in and blast a boozka in his face from a helicopter!!!!

I'm part Irish. I am invulnerable to the boozka and all other booze based attacks.

*counts the money in your wallet*

Aww...why do I always end up stealing from the broke guy?

*grabs the wallet dude look here *slaps lone wolf over the head ohhhhhhhh dam we hit the jackpot!!!!!

I know. those photos are all so embarassing.[/quote]
If you're wondering about the white stains, it's bleach, I swear to god. <:(

by **Lucarilover240** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:54 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:I'm part Irish. I am invulnerable to the boozka and all other booze based attacks.

*counts the money in your wallet*

Aww...why do I always end up stealing from the broke guy?

*grabs the wallet dude look here *slaps lone wolf over the head ohhhhhhhh dam we hit the jackpot!!!!!

I know. those photos are all so embarassing.

whos the guy friend luc??????? really i did not need to see that

Wow, Target, don't you recognize your own mother? ZING!

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