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Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby pimpdave on Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:47 pm

True story.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby the.killing.44 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:55 pm

True stories were invented at McGill University in 1857.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby neanderpaul14 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:03 pm

McGill University was invented at McGill University in 1821.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby natty dread on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:04 pm

1821 was invented at McGill university in 1820.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby the.killing.44 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:05 pm

natty_dread wrote:1821 was invented at McGill university in 1820.

Capitalization of proper nouns was invented at McGill University in 1844.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby neanderpaul14 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:06 pm

Inventing was invented at McGill University in 1819.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby hwhrhett on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:14 pm

the running gag was invented at mcgill university in 1799
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:28 pm

My wiener was invented at McGill in 323 B.M.


B.M.=Before McGill
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby natty dread on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:28 pm

Quitting when the joke is no longer funny has yet to be invented at McGill University. Some very good progress has been made. Scientists estimate a major breakthrough will be made in 2014.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby pimpdave on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:30 pm

The joke only getting funnier the more and more it is beaten to death was invented at McGill University in 2009.

Encouraging everyone to make this an internet wide meme was invented at McGill University in 1895.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby the.killing.44 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:32 pm

Trying to convince others a meme isn't funny while the contrary is mind-numbingly obviously true was invented at McGill University in 2007.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby natty dread on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:48 pm

UR MOM was invented at McGill University in 1828.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:27 pm

natty_dread wrote:UR MOM was invented at McGill University in 1828.


KNOWYEW was invented at Harvard...
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby the.killing.44 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:28 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
natty_dread wrote:UR MOM was invented at McGill University in 1828.


KNOWYEW was invented at Harvard...

Harvard University was invented at McGill University in 1636.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby pimpdave on Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:56 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
natty_dread wrote:UR MOM was invented at McGill University in 1828.


KNOWYEW was invented at Harvard...

Harvard University was invented at McGill University in 1636.


He's right you know.

And being right was invented at McGill University in 1639.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby natty dread on Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:58 pm

Oh, wow! Come on, I can't wait! Tell me, what else was invented at McGill University in whatever year? Tellmetellmetellmetellmetellme NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby john9blue on Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:01 pm

natty_dread wrote:Oh, wow! Come on, I can't wait! Tell me, what else was invented at McGill University in whatever year? Tellmetellmetellmetellmetellme NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!1111


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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby karelpietertje on Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:10 pm

alright, let me try this thing out!
john9blue wrote:Waiting WI@MU in 1777.

Abbreviations were invented at McGill University in 1620.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:31 pm

Wikipedia wrote:Annually, around 100 inventions take place at McGill.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:52 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Wikipedia wrote:Annually, around 100 inventions take place at McGill.


That number's seems a bit too low. Lemme wiki-fix that:

Wikipedia wrote:Everything already has happened, is happening, and has yet to happen at McGill University.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Timminz on Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:55 pm

Posting false information to wikipedia was invented at McGill University, in 2001.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby demonfork on Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:38 pm

Timminz wrote:Posting false information to wikipedia was invented at McGill University, in 2001.


Timminz was invented at McGill University circa 1980's
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby richardgarr on Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:50 pm

Statistics show that 63% of all statistics are inaccurate.
The formula to measure the accuracy of statistics was invented at McGill in 1973.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Timminz on Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:07 am

demonfork wrote:
Timminz wrote:Posting false information to wikipedia was invented at McGill University, in 2001.


Timminz was invented at McGill University circa 1980's


That's actually surprisingly close to being true.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Commander62890 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:59 am

Epic, epic thread. Absolutely hilarious.

By the way, absolutely hilarious, epic threads were invented at McGill University in 1991
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