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[strike wolf]

I beat Assassin's Creed 2 (and almost beat CoD MW2, but it bugged out on me for some reason) and the ending of Assassin's Creed 2 was one hell of a plot twist.

The main villian was actually a monkey trying to destroy the world's banana population? because I don't think anyone would expect that coming.

[strike wolf]

The fort will be adequately guarded by wolf, cobra, elephant and blue furry thing, not to netion a few humans. And maybe Jimbo.

Please not Jimbo!

Well with Jonesy doing all the cooking well we were a little short up front. SO we stuck him up on the suicide line.

no not the drunk........oh wait what am i saying continue!!

he'll put red wine in all of the food. and food with red wine if it doesn't taste good it'll make you feel good.

[AndyDufresne]

But bananas go well with most everything....but I prefer simply bananas. **Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

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Hey all.

I'm not sure what all I have told you about my stepmother in here. Basically, she was more of a mother to me than my natural mother. Raised me from the age of 9. Anyways, she has been battling lung cancer for the last 3 years. Never smoked a cigarette, no drinking, clean church living... This morning she passed away at 10am. Her suffering escalated dramatically earlier this year, with labored breathing and constant coughing. In fact, one time she broke 3 ribs from coughing so much. Cancer spread past her lungs into the ribs.

She was only 53 years old and will be sorely missed. Everytime I run a race and I feel the pain of my breathing or the burning legs, I will think of what she had to live with these last few years and realize that my pain I am feeling that moment is NOTHING compared to what she had to endure just to live another second. I hereby dedicate all my remaining important races in her honor.

I will be taking a short leave of absence from here. I expect no sympathy or other kinds of attention from you all. I like everyone here, even Jimbo, and will be back to my old self soon enough. Take care of the fort guys.

Very sorry to hear this and I hope that you win all of your races. I'd tell you how I'm deeply sorry for your loss but I feel that most likely will not make you feel any better.

Actually, that kind of talk seems to help.

My deepest sympathy than.

Except from you. Joking. Thanks man.

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This place is still in existence? Nice.

Blast from the past.

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But bananas go well with most everything....but I prefer simply bananas. **Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

Andy!

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Backlog complete.

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Other topic on page 7.

[AndyDufresne]

Backlog complete.

Refreshed and ripped to go, aye? **Eats a banana**


--Andy

[Lucarilover240]

Well, played the multiplayer for COD:MW for a little while and HOLY CRAP. Either I am truly awesome, or everyone else sucks. It is truly sad when a lvl 1 can beat the score of two lvl 36 lieutenants after joining in the last 2 minutes of the game. I jumped right to the top of the scoreboard in all my games. At level 8, I had already shot down my first helicopter with only an MG. The only person I have met who has stood a chance against me so far was a lvl 46 in the 2nd level of prestige. I jumped from level 1 to lvl 9 in less than 20 minutes. Seriously, just wow.

BTW, yes, I can camp on the bus, yay.

[Lucarilover240]

Just went out and bought COD: MW. The first Modern Warfare, not the second, just to clarify. I'll be taking the multiplayer for a test run today, will comment on it later. (Prays to god I can camp on the bus)

whats your number we play? i got it too!!!

471847509331

[AndyDufresne]

**Leaves a banana bunch in a bowl**


--Andy

[targetman377]

This place is still in existence? Nice.

where would you think it would go?

[targetman377]

I beat Assassin's Creed 2 (and almost beat CoD MW2, but it bugged out on me for some reason) and the ending of Assassin's Creed 2 was one hell of a plot twist.

The main villian was actually a monkey trying to destroy the world's banana population? because I don't think anyone would expect that coming.

i did not know that andy's arch nemises made the game assassin creed 2?

[targetman377]

But bananas go well with most everything....but I prefer simply bananas. **Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

andy you ever had SIMPLE ORANGE? or that brand simple? its SSSSOOOOOOOOOO GOOODDD YUM YUM!!!!

[targetman377]

This place is still in existence? Nice.

Blast from the past.

what i did not see michal j fox where was he???

[targetman377]

Just went out and bought COD: MW. The first Modern Warfare, not the second, just to clarify. I'll be taking the multiplayer for a test run today, will comment on it later. (Prays to god I can camp on the bus)

whats your number we play? i got it too!!!

471847509331

i will get mine too you too my cumputer is still broke so i am not in my room i will write it down and then tell you cool!!!

[targetman377]

its time for


TARGETS HISTORY FACT OF THE !!!!!!!WEEK

today's history fact is brought to you buy

simple orange thats what it is simple orange and thats all there is too it

and nasa we went to the moon first take that russia!!!!!


today fact is

andrew jackson was the first presdient to have atemped assasination on by robert b randolph which is belived to be the first attempt of assaisnation by on a presdent and also a man pulled out 1 pistol and shot at andrew at point blank rang but it miss fired and then pulled out another pistol but that miss fired to it was belived that george poindexter was behind that attempt!

and now you know

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This place is still in existence? Nice.

Blast from the past.

what i did not see michal j fox where was he???

Blast From the Past starred Brendan Fraser.

[2dimes]

This place is still in existence? Nice.

Blast from the past.

what i did not see michal j fox where was he???

Blast From the Past starred Brendan Fraser.

I like the actor that played his dad.

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This place is still in existence? Nice.

Blast from the past.

what i did not see michal j fox where was he???

Blast From the Past starred Brendan Fraser.

I like the actor that played his dad.

Crispin Glover?

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I'm out.

[strike wolf]

But bananas go well with most everything....but I prefer simply bananas. **Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

Red wine and bananas...actually probably better with white in this case.

[strike wolf]

Well, played the multiplayer for COD:MW for a little while and HOLY CRAP. Either I am truly awesome, or everyone else sucks. It is truly sad when a lvl 1 can beat the score of two lvl 36 lieutenants after joining in the last 2 minutes of the game. I jumped right to the top of the scoreboard in all my games. At level 8, I had already shot down my first helicopter with only an MG. The only person I have met who has stood a chance against me so far was a lvl 46 in the 2nd level of prestige. I jumped from level 1 to lvl 9 in less than 20 minutes. Seriously, just wow.

BTW, yes, I can camp on the bus, yay.

this is the first Modern Warfare and you are facing people who are less than level 50? Yeah...

Also apparently I'm better than I originally thought at MW2 as the last 4 times I'e played. I've dominated.

[strike wolf]

I beat Assassin's Creed 2 (and almost beat CoD MW2, but it bugged out on me for some reason) and the ending of Assassin's Creed 2 was one hell of a plot twist.

The main villian was actually a monkey trying to destroy the world's banana population? because I don't think anyone would expect that coming.

i did not know that andy's arch nemises made the game assassin creed 2?

Andy made it...that's why the monkey's the villian.