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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Lucarilover240 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:12 am

pimpdave wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
natty_dread wrote:UR MOM was invented at McGill University in 1828.


KNOWYEW was invented at Harvard...

Harvard University was invented at McGill University in 1636.


He's right you know.

And being right was invented at McGill University in 1639.

Knowing was invented at McGill University in 1627.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby natty dread on Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:31 pm

McGill University doesn't really exist, it's a made up place.

And making up places was invented at McGill University in 1869.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby richardgarr on Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:02 pm

Bad dice was invented at McGill U at the same time that CC was invented there.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby pimpdave on Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:03 pm

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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby AAFitz on Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:14 pm

I heard that was the birthplace of spam first though.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby the.killing.44 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:17 pm

AAFitz wrote:I heard that was the birthplace of spam first though.

Indeed, spam was invented at McGill University in 1940.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby colton24 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:23 pm

Wierd Ideas University invented pimpdave which was invented at McGill University in 1865
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Mr Changsha on Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:30 pm

Now who said GD has lost some of its spark? Some of its original wit? This thread just simply isn't a living, breathing example of what happens when the mediocre are released from the bounds of their own beta existence. This thread is so great it inspires me to be become more creative. Go GD!
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby pimpdave on Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:33 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:Now who said GD has lost some of its spark? Some of its original wit? This thread just simply isn't a living, breathing example of what happens when the mediocre are released from the bounds of their own beta existence. This thread is so great it inspires me to be become more creative. Go GD!


Sarcasm was invented at McGill University in 1861.

Sucking, however, was invented by Mr. Changsha, while at McGill University in 1862.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby john9blue on Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:44 pm

James McGill invented McGill University! Ha! :P
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby the.killing.44 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:49 pm

john9blue wrote:James McGill invented McGill University! Ha! :P

James McGill was conceived at McGill University in 1744.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby targetman377 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:08 pm

chuck norris invented McGill university 3 days before god made light!!!
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Aradhus on Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:42 pm

targetman377 wrote:chuck norris invented McGill university 3 days before god made light!!!


Good job taking two idiotic memes and making them appear 10 times as annoying, asswipe.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby karelpietertje on Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:43 pm

I hereby want to thank McGill University for inventing anti-dandruff shampoo in 1923.
Of course, dandruff was invited by McGill University in 1977, so they might as well not have invented either...
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby neanderpaul14 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:08 pm

Running with scissors was invented at McGill University in 1887.


Stitches were invented at McGill University in 1893.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:25 pm

Poop was discovered in McGill, but first used in the field by USC.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:48 pm

Left-handed people were invented at McGill University in 1538
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Elijah S on Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:10 am

Peking Man was discovered at McGill University in 2 Million B.C.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:34 pm

Bananas were invented at McGill University 12083 BCE


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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Johnny Rockets on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:41 pm

Monkeys have been dissected at McGill University daily since 1824.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby AAFitz on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:48 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Bananas were invented at McGill University 12083 BCE


--Andy


Et tu, Andy? Et tu?
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby karelpietertje on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:49 pm

Johnny Rockets wrote:Monkeys have been dissected at McGill University daily since 1824.

that's surprising!
Dissecting was invented at McGill University in 1919!
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby owenator on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:56 pm

kissing ass was invented at McGill University.

i.e. Honorary Doctorate handed to Bill Clinton. aka inventor of 'The Presidential Polish'.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby pimpdave on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:58 pm

AAFitz wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Bananas were invented at McGill University 12083 BCE


--Andy


Et tu, Andy? Et tu?


This really isn't a joke to get bent out of shape over, AAFitz. It's not putting down McGill in the slightest.

Also, references to Julius Caesar were invented at McGill University in 1598, a full year before the play was written.

Lastly, you should be happy enough with the snub of it being moved to Off Topics. I really don't think it should have been, since the thread is about Conquer Club and its origin, but whatever.
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Re: Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

Postby Johnny Rockets on Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:03 pm

karelpietertje wrote:
Johnny Rockets wrote:Monkeys have been dissected at McGill University daily since 1824.

that's surprising!
Dissecting was invented at McGill University in 1919!


True, before that it was called: "Making Sandwiches"

Which they also invented....

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