Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

[RedBaron0]

Delicatessens were invented on the campus of McGill University in 1878.

The first sandwich served was a turkey on rye with lettuce, tomatoes, kosher dill pickles with mayonnaise.

[bedub1]

Inventing was invented at McGill University in 1819.

bedub1 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:08 am
McGill University invented inventing in 1123.

Way to repost my post in a different thread....

[pimpdave]

Inventing was invented at McGill University in 1819.

bedub1 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:08 am
McGill University invented inventing in 1123.

Way to repost my post in a different thread....

Except that it's not, because remember, time travel was invented at McGill University at an undisclosed date. So you're both right.

[bedub1]

Inventing was invented at McGill University in 1819.

bedub1 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:08 am
McGill University invented inventing in 1123.

Way to repost my post in a different thread....

Except that it's not, because remember, time travel was invented at McGill University at an undisclosed date. So you're both right.

I went back in time and invented time travel at McGill university in 2034.

[AAFitz]

Bananas were invented at McGill University 12083 BCE


--Andy

Et tu, Andy? Et tu?

This really isn't a joke to get bent out of shape over, AAFitz. It's not putting down McGill in the slightest.

Also, references to Julius Caesar were invented at McGill University in 1598, a full year before the play was written.

Lastly, you should be happy enough with the snub of it being moved to Off Topics. I really don't think it should have been, since the thread is about Conquer Club and its origin, but whatever.

Its not that its putting down McGill that I was complaining about....its that he was ADDING to it!!!!!!

[neanderpaul14]

Inventing was invented at McGill University in 1819.

bedub1 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:08 am
McGill University invented inventing in 1123.

Way to repost my post in a different thread....

Except that it's not, because remember, time travel was invented at McGill University at an undisclosed date. So you're both right.

I went back in time and invented time travel at McGill university in 2034.

When I posted that I was caught in a feedback loop which was generated from your time travel experiments and was thrust 5 days into the past, thus my post was first.


Nonsensical excuses to inane accusations were invented at McGill University in 2098 and transported back to an undisclosed location in time.

[Serbia]

Addition was invented at McGill University in 2469, then time traveled back to 300 B.C. and given to the Egyptians. Look it up in hieroglyphics.

[john9blue]

Years and the concept and flow of time were invented at MetaMcGill University at the beginning of time...

[owenator]

The blowjob was invented @ McGill in 1869. Coincidentally, so was the position '69'.

[Army of GOD]

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(This is in no way spamming.


McGill invented spam in 2 A.D.)

[Suzy1]

The wheel was invented at McGill University in 42,000,000 B.C.

[neanderpaul14]

(This is in no way spamming.


McGill invented spam in 2 A.D.)

BTW he means computer spam.

Canned Spam was invented at McGill University on July 5, 1937.

The fried Spam and cheese sandwich was invented at McGill University on January 3, 1928.

[azezzo]

Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as they look. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like catsup- it tastes like catsup. But brother, it ain't catsup! --Homer Simpson

[ghirrindin]

Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as they look. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like catsup- it tastes like catsup. But brother, it ain't catsup! --Homer Simpson

Aye Carumba!!!

[AndyDufresne]

I think the real question is---what wasn't invented at McGill University? But as Neanderpaul points out from the beginning of this topic:

Inventing was invented at McGill University in 1819.

Is it safe to assume that everything has its origins at McGill? Were assumptions invented at McGill?


--Andy

[aligator_al]

In the beginning, God created McGill University.

[azezzo]

assumptions were not only invented at McGill but were also copy righted in the summer of 1892. James McGill assumed that it would be a critical step in making Canada subservient to the United States.

[AndyDufresne]

In the beginning, God created McGill University.

Or is it, in the beginning, McGill University created God?


--Andy

[azezzo]

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

[Serbia]

The fried Spam and cheese sandwich was invented at McGill University on January 3, 1928.

Vomiting was invented 15 minutes later at MGU on the same date.

[keiths31]

Faceless, internet smart asses who hide behind the anonymity of their computers were invented at McGill University. pimpdave was valedictorian of the first graduating class...

[Army of GOD]

Faceless, internet smart asses who hide behind the anonymity of their computers were invented at McGill University. pimpdave was valedictorian of the first graduating class...

I was a close second! Pimpdave sucked ass like crazy that year

[pimpdave]

Faceless, internet smart asses who hide behind the anonymity of their computers were invented at McGill University. pimpdave was valedictorian of the first graduating class...

keiths31's obvious displeasure with this most hilarious string of jokes should provide sustainable motivation for its perpetuation!

And of course, obvious displeasure with McGill jokes was invented at McGill University at the MOMENT THE UNIVERSITY WAS FOUNDED, apparently.

[ODWO]

McGill invented spam in 2 A.D.)

Canned Spam was invented at McGill University on July 5, 1937.
The fried Spam and cheese sandwich was invented at McGill University on January 3, 1928.

Mr: Burns: Well I'll be a liver spotted owl. I didn't know McGill university was founded by the Hawaiian's? Those Hawaiian's sure love their Spam.
Smithers: Sir, I don't think that's the same kind of Spam they were talking about
Mr. Burns: Oh. You mean it's something like that other canned stuff Hormel makes that is called "Treat?"
Smithers: I don't think so, sir
Mr. Burns: I'll bet it would be good with a ring of Pineapple on top! Hey, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
(opens beer and slugs down, spikes the can)
Mr. Burns: I'll bet McGill has a great Surfing team with those Hawaiian girls too.

[K-dub]

God did invent McGill University. If you read Genises in the Bible, he created all things like the earth, humans and that stuff in 6 days. The seventh day, which was called the "sabbeth day" was when he rested. He actually created McGill University that day. But unlike all the other things he done, he spent a whole day on it. Thats why it is so awesome.