the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Lucarilover240]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.

Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah

that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead

*Quickly glances around to see if target is nearby*

[Utafar]

C-c-c-c-combobreaker

This gets my "Post of the Day".

why thank you

[strike wolf]

Andy made it...that's why the monkey's the villian.

ohh ok wow andy your rich can i bum a franklyn oh wait we had one in here he posted pic now he's not

I've been busy doing stuff you guys wouldn't be interested in. No new pics to post. No new tales to tell {Love & Rockets}. The little guy is doing well. He started clapping last week . My mother is still too sick for guests so we are headed over to my brother's house in Atlanta. We'll be back tomorrow night. Hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving.

I work as an assassin for a living. Surprisingly enough that makes everything else look much more interesting...

[strike wolf]

thread picture? I say so...

[strike wolf]

Of cousre I'm a secret assassin why do you think I brag so much about something where I actually didn't assassinate the guy?

oh i c that makes sences

Your sentence, however, does not.

try i do

Talk like a yodaptian.

[strike wolf]

The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.

2diems this did not actually happan did it?

Do you believe it happened? because if you believe hard enough...Nah. I'm not gonna bullshit ya that whole believin hard enough stuff is just bull.

[strike wolf]

your back and we found our new page pic!!!!!!!

Why does target always steal my idea before I get a chance to say them? Throw him in the dungeon.

[strike wolf]

Also do any of you longest thread threaders know how to post an image you have saved in a folder on your computer? I can't figure it out.

What you do is you go over to that hot nerd girl's place who lives next to you...you spend three years dating getting some on the side, front and back...and by that time you've forgotten why that was ever a problem to begin wiht.

[strike wolf]

Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

That would just be a hassle as dividing platinum into pieces small enough to meet your measly minimum wage salary would be quite time consuming and we would have to charge you for it...say $8,00 per hour...which would be more than you make anyways.

[strike wolf]

You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

When I said hot nerd girl that didn't mean Army of god.

[strike wolf]

This thread is Huge.

We should have a game show...Are you Huger than a longest thread? No one would ever win not even this guy...

New thread picture?

close maybe sometime in the future.

[strike wolf]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

A decade older at your age? That's like if I was 5 and you were 4...

Your attempt at humor was not lost on me.

but but...I has kno sens uv humer

[strike wolf]

This is a really long thread

I feel like someone should discipline him. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Won't do any good.

He'd enjoy it too much.

[strike wolf]

This thread is Huge.

We should have a game show...Are you Huger than a longest thread? No one would ever win not even this guy...

New thread picture?

Nipples aren't allowed!


Either that's a nipple or a piece of chicken



I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back...ribs

my money's on the chicken. His nipples are probably lost as far dow nas Willy.

[strike wolf]

You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

I know I've done it with my av before but don't remember how...

[strike wolf]

Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

I'd like to get paid in pussy.

Blonde chick with nice pussy

Ah...irony how I have missed thee.

[strike wolf]

You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.

Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah

try as hard as you can. you'll never make less sense than Target.

[strike wolf]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.

Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah

that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead

I can tell you two are going to be best friends.

[Utafar]

C-c-c-c-combobreaker!

[autoload]

Not much activity in here.

I hope this wasn't meant personally. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Funny.

[autoload]

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.

Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah

that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead

*Quickly glances around to see if target is nearby*

Funnier.

[autoload]

C-c-c-c-combobreaker

This gets my "Post of the Day".

why thank you

*bows*

[autoload]

thread picture? I say so...

Let's do this then!

[Utafar]

C-c-c-c-combobreaker

This gets my "Post of the Day".

why thank you

*bows*

*returns bow*

[targetman377]

Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

you said gum first sorry