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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:05 am

Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker!

Don't wear it out now.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:06 am

Army of GOD wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:
diddle wrote:This thread is Huge.


We should have a game show...Are you Huger than a longest thread? No one would ever win not even this guy...

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New thread picture?


Nipples aren't allowed!


Either that's a nipple or a piece of chicken
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:06 am

strike wolf wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum :cry:



sorry would you like too?


I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.


That would just be a hassle as dividing platinum into pieces small enough to meet your measly minimum wage salary would be quite time consuming and we would have to charge you for it...say $8,00 per hour...which would be more than you make anyways.


So?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:06 am

New page so...

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:06 am

Utafar wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]


I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first



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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:07 am

Utafar wrote:
autoload wrote:
Utafar wrote:
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Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker

This gets my "Post of the Day".


why thank you

*bows*


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:07 am

Utafar wrote:
autoload wrote:
Utafar wrote:
autoload wrote:
Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker

This gets my "Post of the Day".


why thank you

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:07 am

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum :cry:



sorry would you like too?


I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.


That would just be a hassle as dividing platinum into pieces small enough to meet your measly minimum wage salary would be quite time consuming and we would have to charge you for it...say $8,00 per hour...which would be more than you make anyways.


So?


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:07 am

autoload wrote:
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Quirk wrote:Image



your back and we found our new page pic!!!!!!!

Could be.



could be should be will be!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:08 am

autoload wrote:
Utafar wrote:
autoload wrote:
Utafar wrote:
autoload wrote:This gets my "Post of the Day".


why thank you

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Dammit, fastposted by auto...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:08 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Utafar wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]


I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first


Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?



do you want me to answer that?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:08 am

I'm out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:09 am

Wait a minute... It is 1:08 am on Thanksgiving day...







What the f*ck am I doing online?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:10 am

Utafar wrote:
autoload wrote:
Utafar wrote:
autoload wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

*receives bow*


*witnesses bow

*unties bow*

I see what you did there

autoload wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum :cry:



sorry would you like too?


I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

I'd like to get paid in pussy.


I'd like to get paid in platinum pussy

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Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]


I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first


Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?


and no but I did it anyway[/quote]


u could of made this 3 post and added 3 post instead of one you know that right?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 am

targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Quirk wrote:Image



your back and we found our new page pic!!!!!!!

Could be.



could be should be will be!!!!


Is be?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 am

utafar isn't lazy like I am...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 am

Utafar wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
autoload wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Utafar wrote:
I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first


Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.


Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah


that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead



well thats so sweet i dont even know you and you already call me your best freind!!!!! :D :D :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Utafar on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:12 am

autoload wrote:
Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker!

Don't wear it out now.


at least I'm using it appropriately, when someone posts a page and a half entirely by themselves throwing down a combobreaker should be expected
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:13 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:
Utafar wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
autoload wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.


Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah


that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead

*Quickly glances around to see if target is nearby*



out of no where i give you a broken nose and you dont know who did it or where it came from hehehhe
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:14 am

Utafar wrote:
autoload wrote:
Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker!

Don't wear it out now.


at least I'm using it appropriately, when someone posts a page and a half entirely by themselves throwing down a combobreaker should be expected


It's not my fault I'm too lazy to condense it all into one or two posts.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:14 am

strike wolf wrote:
Quirk wrote:Image


thread picture? I say so...



yeah so the yeahs have it!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:15 am

strike wolf wrote:
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2dimes wrote:The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.



2diems this did not actually happan did it?


Do you believe it happened? because if you believe hard enough...Nah. I'm not gonna bullshit ya that whole believin hard enough stuff is just bull.



honestly people i know if i said that you would all comment on it thus makeing this thread longer therefor helping it to go and of course i am not crazy
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:16 am

targetman377 wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
Utafar wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
autoload wrote:
Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah


that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead

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out of no where i give you a broken nose and you dont know who did it or where it came from hehehhe


that works better when you don't announce it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:17 am

strike wolf wrote:
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Quirk wrote:Image



your back and we found our new page pic!!!!!!!


Why does target always steal my idea before I get a chance to say them? Throw him in the dungeon.



great minds think alike and see as how we are the worlds best assassins we think alike alot i am just fast to this thread than you :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:18 am

strike wolf wrote:
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arent you and auto the around the same age :-s

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.


A decade older at your age? That's like if I was 5 and you were 4...

Your attempt at humor was not lost on me.


but but...I has kno sens uv humer



back on that you could not help your self could you ;)
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