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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:59 pm

Kid_A wrote:I have an anal fischer that can make life very uncomfortable!
Discuss :mrgreen:


no thanks
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Postby Kid_A on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:03 pm

static_ice wrote:
Kid_A wrote:I have an anal fischer that can make life very uncomfortable!
Discuss :mrgreen:


no thanks


o cmon :D

over 90% of people have an anal fischer in their lifetime. now's your opportunity to find out what the deal is :)
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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:07 pm

Kid_A wrote:
static_ice wrote:
Kid_A wrote:I have an anal fischer that can make life very uncomfortable!
Discuss :mrgreen:


no thanks


o cmon :D

over 90% of people have an anal fischer in their lifetime. now's your opportunity to find out what the deal is :)


well I am a bit curious...
no just kidding
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Postby Kid_A on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:10 pm

well an anal fischer is basically a cut in your ass that gets aggrivated everytime you empty your bowels :shock:
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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:19 pm

Kid_A wrote:well an anal fischer is basically a cut in your ass that gets aggrivated everytime you empty your bowels :shock:


I think that was the only educational thing I ever learned while on CC

how depressing
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Postby Kid_A on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:20 pm

static_ice wrote:
Kid_A wrote:well an anal fischer is basically a cut in your ass that gets aggrivated everytime you empty your bowels :shock:


I think that was the only educational thing I ever learned while on CC

how depressing


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Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:24 pm

Actually it's not a cut, it's a fissure - like athlete's foot. Hence the name: Athlete's Arse (which hasn't caught on yet since i just made it up).
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Postby hecter on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:24 pm

Rable rable rable rable!!!
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Postby Kid_A on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:26 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Actually it's not a cut, it's a fissure - like athlete's foot. Hence the name: Athlete's Arse (which hasn't caught on yet since i just made it up).


it is infact a cut: http://www.fascrs.org/displaycommon.cfm ... ticlenbr=3
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:55 pm

qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.
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Postby qeee1 on Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:04 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.


tapping into the under nines again are we? I thought we were over that...
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Postby hecter on Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:11 pm

Hey man hows my driving?
Dude, I think we're parked.
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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:11 pm

qeee1 wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.


tapping into the under nines again are we? I thought we were over that...


how do you know he's not that age?
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Postby areyouincahoots on Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:35 pm

qeee1 wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.


tapping into the under nines again are we? I thought we were over that...


lmao...damn it, Kyle...what have we told you about that?

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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:42 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:
qeee1 wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.


tapping into the under nines again are we? I thought we were over that...


lmao...damn it, Kyle...what have we told you about that?

silly boy.


C'mon I'm no marvaddin :wink:


as if anyone remembers that joke.
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Postby UCAbears on Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:44 pm

dancing nuded in the meadows sings a song of satisfaction toooooo the world
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:16 pm

bump. that dropped faster than a 13 year olds balls.
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Postby areyouincahoots on Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:25 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
qeee1 wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.


tapping into the under nines again are we? I thought we were over that...


lmao...damn it, Kyle...what have we told you about that?

silly boy.


C'mon I'm no marvaddin :wink:


as if anyone remembers that joke.


I remember...does that count?
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Postby AK_iceman on Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:26 pm

I remember too... but I wasn't there for it originally. :(
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:03 pm

Yay!

Oh and Cahoots, you ALWAYS count..


especially since I believe you were "involved" in the joke. ;)
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:09 pm

Page 9


oh yeah I found it.
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Postby shultz on Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:35 pm

shortest pots..f
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Postby areyouincahoots on Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:24 pm

wow...thanks for that flashback...to the good ol' days!

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Postby MOBAJOBG on Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:37 pm

^^Is the present not any good or better!? *Just wondering*
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