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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:27 am

strike wolf wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.

"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."

hey thats how i asked my gf out ;)








































kidding i only said it cause it was funny :lol:


Final Average in Jokes Class: F



Damn, we're gonna have to put ya in that class again. Anyone have enough for tuition?


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I do now.


laughs as what you stole was not money but bombs that look like money BOOM hahah
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:53 am

Is it time to say "more bang for your buck"?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:10 am

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"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:13 am

Quirk wrote:Image

that must be one messed up family the guy on the right short seems to be doing somthing with is life going into the military , but the guy next to him on his right seems to be a bussniess man makes look of money the next guy looks like a movie star last but not least you have the creepy dud with the eyes you call the a movie
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:19 am

The first two Godfather films were two of the best of all-time regardless of genre.

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p.s.- Fredo is supposed to be creepy. He's Fredo
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:48 am

Isn't that an ice-cream?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:08 pm

That bonobo looks like my godfather. **Eats a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:14 pm

targetman377 wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:that was a good one right lone?


Do you think I'm funny? Do I look like a clown to you?

do you really want me to answer that **** runs out of the room to bust out laughing** ***runs back in * no really want me too?


*shoots you s you reenter.*

ducts as you shoot me really you have to be like that?

If you seriously don't like The Godfather, then yes, yes he does.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:18 pm

targetman377 wrote:
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that must be one messed up family the guy on the right short seems to be doing somthing with is life going into the military , but the guy next to him on his right seems to be a bussniess man makes look of money the next guy looks like a movie star last but not least you have the creepy dud with the eyes you call the a movie

The two in the center are (left to right) Don Vito Corleone and his son, Sonny. I can't seem to recall the names of the other two at the moment, but I think the one on the far right might be Tom...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby zimmah on Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:24 pm

is this anywhere near the longest treat on the world yet?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby zimmah on Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:40 pm

after some searching i found this:

http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread. ... page=20211

it has 303.165 posts and has a sequel which has 33.226 posts.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:10 pm

just finished 2 of my finals now only 1 more to go and 1 2 3 4 papers left to write dam
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:14 pm

any one played settlers of caton? fun game playing it tonight!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:15 pm

zimmah wrote:after some searching i found this:

http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread. ... page=20211

it has 303.165 posts and has a sequel which has 33.226 posts.


It's all about the journey to the great banana tree. **Eats a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:50 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
zimmah wrote:after some searching i found this:

http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread. ... page=20211

it has 303.165 posts and has a sequel which has 33.226 posts.


It's all about the journey to the great banana tree. **Eats a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:02 pm

Quirk wrote:The first two Godfather films were two of the best of all-time regardless of genre.


Eh...nope. :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:55 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:28 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:So much effing reading!

8-[ Backlog complete 8-[


And another autoload saying stolen...

I'm holding out hope that it was a one time thing...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:29 pm

strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.

"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."

I found this post intriguing...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:29 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.

"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."


"Hey, honey, how'd you like to choke on THIS?"

I found this one a bit better.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:33 pm

targetman377 wrote:any one played settlers of caton? fun game playing it tonight!!!

I had a friend that always tried to get us to play that game.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:34 pm

Backlog complete.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:35 pm

targetman377 wrote:any one played settlers of caton? fun game playing it tonight!!!



Yea, I played it last weekend.

Great effing game. Of course I won :P
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:38 pm

Also, over 490,000 views of this thread. Less than 10,000 to go before the big half million.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:00 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.

"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."


"Hey, honey, how'd you like to choke on THIS?"

"Wanna see me bust a cinderblock in half with this thing?"
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