DBC is greatest clan in the world,
All other clans are run by little girls,
DBC number one exporter of ass-kicking fun,
Other clans have inferior fun,
DBC home of 'the majority rule,'
Everyone matter, including SHo0t4U matter,
"new member" Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It remove 90 percent of human solid waste,
DBC, DBC you very nice clan,
From special siggies to secret forums,
DBC friend of all except Captain Killroy,
He very silly with no captian rank,
DBC ass-kickings best in the world,
We created cry-babies and whine-ohs,
DBC's skills cleanest of the clans,
Except of course that "other" clan,
DBC, DBC, you so very nice clan,
From special siggies to secret forums,
Come grasp the might mushroom of our leader.
From junction with the mycelium to tip of its umbrella!
