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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:15 pm

I'm out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:20 pm

**Feels refreshed, leaves a bowl of bananas for autoload**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:04 am

AndyDufresne wrote:**Feels refreshed, leaves a bowl of bananas for autoload**


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But he's "out".

They'll go bad!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:11 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Cookies...bananas...they were made for ech other.

i think donets and bananas where made for each other more than cookies.


It's a matter of personal preference.

oh people like fate cheasted women who have no well donets intresting :-k :-k :-k


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:12 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Not only do most primates have better hair than humans, I often think we're able to communicate more coherently as well. **Nibbles on banana**


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I would have argued against this...before I met target...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:50 am

I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:57 am

Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Cookies...bananas...they were made for ech other.

i think donets and bananas where made for each other more than cookies.


It's a matter of personal preference.

oh people like fate cheasted women who have no well donets intresting :-k :-k :-k


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:58 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".

any one figured it out?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:35 pm

Is that the wind rustling? **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:45 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Is that the wind rustling? **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:43 pm

**Leaves a banana peel on a tumbleweed.**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:59 pm

That's some solid compost right there.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:34 pm

2dimes wrote:That's some solid compost right there.

I like everything in this thread is a com-post. **Snacks on a banana bunch**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:00 pm

That might have been the case before but there's a lot of toxins in some of the later material.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:45 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Is that the wind rustling? **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

is that just an unevoled dumb blank ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:59 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".


It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:53 pm

strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".


It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.

only i know the truth that i speak!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:10 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".


It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.

only i know the truth that i speak!!!


Target's probably just a hybrid of Isaac Newton and Shakespeare in one, hiding behind bad grammar and spelling.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:05 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:05 pm

Hybrid---nah. **Munches on another banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:32 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".


It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.

only i know the truth that i speak!!!


You shouldn't believe his lies...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:32 am

Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".


It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.

only i know the truth that i speak!!!


Target's probably just a hybrid of Isaac Newton and Shakespeare in one, hiding behind bad grammar and spelling.


Newton and Shakespeare? wht a coincidence. I taught both those guys everything they know.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:38 am

Almost Christmas, just 2 more days and for the first time in my life since I was 5, I don't have to worry about my increasingly annoying cousin from Kansas. :)
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:12 am

Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".


It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.

only i know the truth that i speak!!!


Target's probably just a hybrid of Isaac Newton and Shakespeare in one, hiding behind bad grammar and spelling.

shhhh i dont want that to get around.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:17 am

Ho ho ho merry f****** christmas.

I was speaking to one of the regulars in my pub last week and I said "Soon have the "joys" of Christmas" (haha not). to which he replied "F**k off!"

After a chuckle, he said "I think that expresses the feelings of some people better than "bah humbug"... F**k Off!"

I agreed with him.
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