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Postby qeee1 on Mon May 29, 2006 6:14 pm

Five pages of catching up and for what?

Cahoots engages in drunken promiscuity.
Smithy gets depressed.
Johnny yearns for Cahoots
Grim posts lots.

... does anything ever change here?

Oh and welcome back Parker... I noticed (mainly because I've now had to do all the work for the world cup), but still, I noticed.
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Postby HighBorn on Mon May 29, 2006 6:20 pm

wow qeee its really depressing when u sum up the list like that :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby vtmarik on Mon May 29, 2006 6:20 pm

qeee1 wrote:Five pages of catching up and for what?

Cahoots engages in drunken promiscuity.
Smithy gets depressed.
Johnny yearns for Cahoots
Grim posts lots.

... does anything ever change here?

Oh and welcome back Parker... I noticed (mainly because I've now had to do all the work for the world cup), but still, I noticed.


I must've missed the promiscuity...

Dang...

*puts away the suspension gear and the blindfolds*
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Postby MrConfigT on Mon May 29, 2006 6:51 pm

Nothing like a Memorial Day Monday Trip to the E.R....

Haha...

Roomate about cut his finger off....
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Postby HighBorn on Mon May 29, 2006 6:52 pm

now thats always good for a weekend laugh :)
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon May 29, 2006 7:04 pm

may I inquire as to how?
knife?
Lawn Mower?
Sword?
Extremely Sharp Turnip?
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Postby HighBorn on Mon May 29, 2006 7:14 pm

maybe the tooth from smiths bat thingie... :wink: lol
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon May 29, 2006 7:23 pm

uncalled for....
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Postby vtmarik on Mon May 29, 2006 9:35 pm

MrConfigT wrote:Nothing like a Memorial Day Monday Trip to the E.R....

Haha...

Roomate about cut his finger off....


Why, no duct tape? No neosporin? No weed?
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Postby HighBorn on Mon May 29, 2006 9:38 pm

Watch out with the words vtmarik.. narcs around all corners :roll: :wink: :lol:
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Postby vtmarik on Mon May 29, 2006 9:49 pm

HighBorn wrote:Watch out with the words vtmarik.. narcs around all corners :roll: :wink: :lol:


Hey, you can't prove what I meant by that...

I could've meant Dandelions, Nettles, things that you don't want to grow...
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Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 29, 2006 9:57 pm

**Sees HighBorn grin in a spurious manner. Sees him quickly mark down Marik's name on The Infamous Tattle List(TITL). Looks at a few of the top names: 'Saddam, Castro, Khamenei, Smithy, and Pope Benedict XVI...'**

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Postby vtmarik on Mon May 29, 2006 9:58 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:**Sees HighBorn grin in a spurious manner. Sees him quickly mark down Marik's name on The Infamous Tattle List(TITL). Looks at a few of the top names: 'Saddam, Castro, Khamenei, Smithy, and Pope Benedict XVI...'**

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WOOHOO!!! I'M OFFICIALLY EVIL!!!
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Postby HighBorn on Mon May 29, 2006 10:03 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:**Sees HighBorn grin in a spurious manner. Sees him quickly mark down Marik's name on The Infamous Tattle List(TITL). Looks at a few of the top names: 'Saddam, Castro, Khamenei, Smithy, and Pope Benedict XVI...'**

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How did u know.... :shock: i must sweep the room for bugs.. 8)
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Postby PaperPlunger on Mon May 29, 2006 10:24 pm

200th page and the 3000th post are coming up!
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Postby HighBorn on Mon May 29, 2006 10:26 pm

This thread rulz!!! "devil horns banging head"
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Postby Machiavelli on Mon May 29, 2006 10:30 pm

I cant believe the pistons lost. :cry:


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Postby MrConfigT on Mon May 29, 2006 10:37 pm

SMITH197 wrote:may I inquire as to how?
knife?
Lawn Mower?
Sword?
Extremely Sharp Turnip?


Well

We are currently stripping a 95 pathfinder down in the driveway, he was out there on his own when the front axle fell on his pinky finger.

He walked in calmly said

Parker, we're going to the hospital


I was like, who got hurt

He showed me his finger and I was like oh shit! haha. I made it to the E.R. quicker than the meat wagon would have with a one way trip time of 2.5 minutes, almost hitting three times the speed limit and running three red lights... We made it, haha.

(Those who want to bitch about me being unsafe, I was the only car on the road while hittting 100mph on a road I know like the back of my hand and its a straight line, plus I have race training. The redlights were went through with caution with headlights flashing, a middle finger out the window, and a horn blaring)



And, there was duct tape involved. No redneck would be right w/o it.
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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon May 29, 2006 10:40 pm

vtmarik wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Five pages of catching up and for what?

Cahoots engages in drunken promiscuity.
Smithy gets depressed.
Johnny yearns for Cahoots
Grim posts lots.

... does anything ever change here?

Oh and welcome back Parker... I noticed (mainly because I've now had to do all the work for the world cup), but still, I noticed.


I must've missed the promiscuity...

Dang...

*puts away the suspension gear and the blindfolds*


You didn't miss it...it's pretty much a constant thing with grim...
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Postby MrConfigT on Mon May 29, 2006 10:41 pm

I seriously need to stay up one night and out post all of ya'lls
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Postby HighBorn on Mon May 29, 2006 10:42 pm

its really not as much fun as we make it out to be :lol: :lol:
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Postby MrConfigT on Mon May 29, 2006 10:43 pm

1245 posts is nothing my friend :) On a few forums I have over 25k :)
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Postby MrConfigT on Mon May 29, 2006 10:56 pm

did you guys go to sleep?

I can keep this thread up by my self, no worries.
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Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 29, 2006 10:57 pm

**Smacks MrConfigT with a trout**

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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon May 29, 2006 10:57 pm

lol...don't lie to him, High...it is as much fun as we make it out to be...lol...it's a regular partay all the time.
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