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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:05 am

Indeed. What isn't? **Eats a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:17 am

autoload wrote:Guess again.

Not your's, I'm well farmiliar with your collection. I was asking luc.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Beckytheblondie on Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:26 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Indeed. What isn't? **Eats a banana**


--Andy

50,000th reply **eats a bundle of bananas**
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:59 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Indeed. What isn't? **Eats a banana**


--Andy

50,000th reply **eats a bundle of bananas**


Joins in celebratory banana-eating. well done andy, well spotted blondie.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:18 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
Beckytheblondie wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Indeed. What isn't? **Eats a banana**


--Andy

50,000th reply **eats a bundle of bananas**


Joins in celebratory banana-eating. well done andy, well spotted blondie.


The best part is that I didn't even notice until you pointed it out. Just the way it should be, when it comes to this thread. Serendipity. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:11 pm

Actually, my Huge post above was the 50,000th post overall so...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:14 pm

autoload wrote:Actually, my Huge post above was the 50,000th post.

This is correct but reality doesn't feature at the fore front here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:17 pm

This thread is Nuge.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:22 pm

Need more detail. What's the charge?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:49 pm

autoload wrote:Actually, my Huge post above was the 50,000th post overall so...


That's true but what you failed to notice is that they were talking about the 50,000 reply not the 50,000 post.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:52 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Actually, my Huge post above was the 50,000th post overall so...


That's true but what you failed to notice is that they were talking about the 50,000 reply not the 50,000 post.

Full moon?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:54 pm

autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well last night was intresting the gf got mad at me for not showing her a text. but in the end she apoligized and i understand after all she was under alot of stress. so i helped her through it

AHA!!!!

So it finally begins...

*rubs hands together*

we worked it out everthing is fine now we just finished watching a movie together! i love that women
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:55 pm

strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Munches on a banana** Not much activity in here.



--Andy


See even andy can admit to when he has the munchies.

wow if thats the reason he loves bananas i think he should cut back on the green stuff ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:59 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.


Estate is the most fucked up mission in the game. Even more so than Favela (though still a little easier than Favela).

Funny MW2 moment. playing 4 player freestyle. I'm stalking this one guy who is completely oblivious trying ot knife him. I get to the point where he's going to turn, go through a door where I would have lost track of him So I aim and miss only to see another guy's bullet miss at the same time and realize I haven't been the only one stalking him. I turn towards where the bullet came from and the guy ran across my screen not realizing I was also there, and goes through the door,, I get behind him and line up the shot but what I don't realize is that the fourth guy is on the other side of the room in a parallel doorway. So I shoot and kill all 3 of the other players in the game with one shot. epic fail on their parts? or epic win by me?

Oh did I mention that was the match winning kills?

the best i did in morder warfare on the wii well not the best but funny as hell!!!! i was playing headquarters and all my team dies right next to the thing i come in a little late and toss a grerande cause i see 3 guys in there they blast me too hell then while i am dead i look at the kill screen not 1 not 2 not even 3 names come up but there whole team 4 all of them one greande! while i was DEAD LAUGHED MY ASS OFF
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:01 am

autoload wrote:Actually, my Huge post above was the 50,000th post overall so...

point is we have not hit 1,000,000 million yet talk to me THAN
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:36 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.


Estate is the most fucked up mission in the game. Even more so than Favela (though still a little easier than Favela).

Funny MW2 moment. playing 4 player freestyle. I'm stalking this one guy who is completely oblivious trying ot knife him. I get to the point where he's going to turn, go through a door where I would have lost track of him So I aim and miss only to see another guy's bullet miss at the same time and realize I haven't been the only one stalking him. I turn towards where the bullet came from and the guy ran across my screen not realizing I was also there, and goes through the door,, I get behind him and line up the shot but what I don't realize is that the fourth guy is on the other side of the room in a parallel doorway. So I shoot and kill all 3 of the other players in the game with one shot. epic fail on their parts? or epic win by me?

Oh did I mention that was the match winning kills?

the best i did in morder warfare on the wii well not the best but funny as hell!!!! i was playing headquarters and all my team dies right next to the thing i come in a little late and toss a grerande cause i see 3 guys in there they blast me too hell then while i am dead i look at the kill screen not 1 not 2 not even 3 names come up but there whole team 4 all of them one greande! while i was DEAD LAUGHED MY ASS OFF


MW2 is better.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:48 am

2dimes wrote:
autoload wrote:Actually, my Huge post above was the 50,000th post.

This is correct but reality doesn't feature at the fore front here.

This gets my "Gold Seal of Approval"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:50 am

targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well last night was intresting the gf got mad at me for not showing her a text. but in the end she apoligized and i understand after all she was under alot of stress. so i helped her through it

AHA!!!!

So it finally begins...

*rubs hands together*

we worked it out everthing is fine now we just finished watching a movie together! i love that women


But...but...I had dibs! I had dibs!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:50 am

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Actually, my Huge post above was the 50,000th post overall so...


That's true but what you failed to notice is that they were talking about the 50,000 reply not the 50,000 post.


Actually, the 50,000th reply was this one...

AndyDufresne wrote:Indeed. What isn't? **Eats a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:51 am

targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well last night was intresting the gf got mad at me for not showing her a text. but in the end she apoligized and i understand after all she was under alot of stress. so i helped her through it

AHA!!!!

So it finally begins...

*rubs hands together*

we worked it out everthing is fine now we just finished watching a movie together! i love that women

women? as in more than one? She's gonna find out and you will be history.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:51 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Munches on a banana** Not much activity in here.



--Andy


See even andy can admit to when he has the munchies.

wow if thats the reason he loves bananas i think he should cut back on the green stuff ;)


If you're talking about poop, then I am done in this thread forever. :|
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:52 am

I like poop.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:53 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.


Estate is the most fucked up mission in the game. Even more so than Favela (though still a little easier than Favela).

Funny MW2 moment. playing 4 player freestyle. I'm stalking this one guy who is completely oblivious trying ot knife him. I get to the point where he's going to turn, go through a door where I would have lost track of him So I aim and miss only to see another guy's bullet miss at the same time and realize I haven't been the only one stalking him. I turn towards where the bullet came from and the guy ran across my screen not realizing I was also there, and goes through the door,, I get behind him and line up the shot but what I don't realize is that the fourth guy is on the other side of the room in a parallel doorway. So I shoot and kill all 3 of the other players in the game with one shot. epic fail on their parts? or epic win by me?

Oh did I mention that was the match winning kills?

the best i did in morder warfare on the wii well not the best but funny as hell!!!! i was playing headquarters and all my team dies right next to the thing i come in a little late and toss a grerande cause i see 3 guys in there they blast me too hell then while i am dead i look at the kill screen not 1 not 2 not even 3 names come up but there whole team 4 all of them one greande! while i was DEAD LAUGHED MY ASS OFF


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:53 am

autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well last night was intresting the gf got mad at me for not showing her a text. but in the end she apoligized and i understand after all she was under alot of stress. so i helped her through it

AHA!!!!

So it finally begins...

*rubs hands together*

we worked it out everthing is fine now we just finished watching a movie together! i love that women

women? as in more than one? She's gonna find out and you will be history.


Maybe she's just schizo.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:59 am

I'm out.
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