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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:33 pm

i am going to target tonight to spend MONEY!!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:25 pm

mrswdk is a ho
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:34 pm

Phewfta. **Leaves out a banana bunch**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:06 pm

how is everyone today?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:29 pm

Evidently dead or busy. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:48 pm

A little of both actually. I'm half-dead from studying and I'm fully busy from studying.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:29 pm

The Longest Thread, Thread, should supersede almost all activities (save banana related activities of course). **Eats a banana.**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:45 pm

What about partially banana related activities?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:46 pm

mrswdk is a ho
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:47 pm

Backlog complete.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby apey on Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:56 am

where is my prize :cry:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:05 am

At the bottom of the cookie jar.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:06 am

Too bad I filled the jar with broken glass and smelly underwear! :twisted:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby apey on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:10 am

screw you guys I am goin home :P
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:10 am

Army of GOD wrote:Too bad I filled the jar with broken glass and smelly underwear! :twisted:


I'm hoping you didn't leave any "cookies" in the underwear...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:11 am

apey wrote:screw you guys I am goin home :P


That's my line!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:52 am

That phrase would be more interesting phrased another way:

"I am goin home to screw you guys."

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:01 am

autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
And that's how it starts.

Believe me, all my friends can not believe that I have succumbed...

u only got one now?

Yes target... only one

*hangs head in shame*

I am no longer a gigolo...


I can't wait to see what Target does with "gigolo"...
And congrats Auto, hope this doesn't end up as just more ammunition for your cynicism (anothe word for Target) - it IS possible to end up as one half of a happy couple, I did, which at one point I would never have believed.

Btw, I'm back...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:02 am

strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
2dimes wrote:Would you like to drive around the world Auto?

I can't believe I been gone for 3 and a half days... Had my girlfriend stay the night the last 4 nights...

does that honstley suprise you? well how long was that spent out of bed?

You mean... He can be somewhere else with a woman?


I had sex in the kitchen once. Not all it's cracked up to be.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:05 am

apey wrote:The next person i catch sneaking pie to auto will be punished
don't make me break out my clapper :P



[Blatantly sneaks pie to auto. queues up for punishment].
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:08 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Are there simian vampires? **Nibbles on a banana**


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Most come from transylvania, but a few come from Simia.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:10 am

...and this is my fifth post in a row.

I'll post some pics of the game I went to later.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:39 am

welcome back!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:00 am

http://www.flickr.com/photos/47473236@N00/4397988253/in/set-72157623533614516/

Here I am, I've posted it as a link, 'cos the other way didn't seem to work.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:09 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:That phrase would be more interesting phrased another way:

"I am goin home to screw you guys."

**Munches on a banana**


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