Jesus Christ is homosexual?!

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:19 pm

by **Phatscotty** on Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:54 pm

Not cool to slander Jesus Christ just in the hopes to further yourself in a poll at the monkey business forum of a Risk site. Do I go to hell for laughing at it tho?

:lol:

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:04 pm

Eh, as long as you repent, I think you're fine.

by **Symmetry** on Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:26 pm

Sort of depends on how you take the Book of Revelations. There's a reference to the "Bride of Christ", usually meant to refer to the church. So I guess it also depends on whether you feel that God loves all people equally, or Jesus had a thing for chicks in a different way than he did for dudes, rather than equally.

One of those mysteries about God's love that a lot of churches seem very sure about when it comes to homosexuals.

by **BoganGod** on Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:49 am

Symmetry wrote:Sort of depends on how you take the Book of Revelations. There's a reference to the "Bride of Christ", usually meant to refer to the church. So I guess it also depends on whether you feel that God loves all people equally, or Jesus had a thing for chicks in a different way than he did for dudes, rather than equally.

One of those mysteries about God's love that a lot of churches seem very sure about when it comes to homosexuals.

The church is very clear that homosexuals can't marry so hence they make perfect priests..... Priests who then advice hetrosexuals on marital issues.... And people say that the religious establishment doesn't have a sense of humour :lol: