Now that I'm a Colonel... I'm a new Beckytheblondie...

by **Beckytheblondie** on Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:57 am

... and have decided to change my ways. From this point forward, I will be instituting the following policies:

1) I will refrain from using the following words: Weiner, poop, stegosaurus, and albeit.
2) I will no longer charge other players with: "Being a no good dirty rotten scoundrel trying to steal from the Bank of America on 5th street so they can invest in an REIT, gain 7% on their investment, roll that over into the money market for a few months, purchase a small Dutch lamp, and throw said lamp on my doorstep." I've grown up.
3) NO MORE FREE BJs. My boss is noticing the missing Bologna and Au Juice sandwiches, and I need this deli job real bad.
4) I will make sure my socks match.
5) When I pass gas, I will no longer blame it on the plastic Couch99 , instead, I will blame it on johnny fartpantz
6) No more Capri Suns.
7) I will no longer have bowel movements.
9) Albeit this is a tough one, I will never again shut my door, dim the lights, wear a robe, hold my fake wand, and act out the part in HP6 where Harry makes out with the Weasley twins. God I loved that scene.

Thank for your understanding, you Brontosaurus loving doo-doo eating wee-wee faced peeps.

by **#1_stunna** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:42 pm

are you still following these procedures since you are no longer a colonel?

by **jefjef** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:48 pm

Will this in anyway increase the value of becky points in relation to the peso?

by **vodean** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:54 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:... and have decided to change my ways. From this point forward, I will be instituting the following policies:

1) I will refrain from using the following words: Weiner, poop, stegosaurus, and albeit.
2) I will no longer charge other players with: "Being a no good dirty rotten scoundrel trying to steal from the Bank of America on 5th street so they can invest in an REIT, gain 7% on their investment, roll that over into the money market for a few months, purchase a small Dutch lamp, and throw said lamp on my doorstep." I've grown up.
3) NO MORE FREE BJs. My boss is noticing the missing Bologna and Au Juice sandwiches, and I need this deli job real bad.
4) I will make sure my socks match.
5) When I pass gas, I will no longer blame it on the plastic Couch99 , instead, I will blame it on johnny fartpantz
6) No more Capri Suns.
7) I will no longer have bowel movements.
9) Albeit this is a tough one, I will never again shut my door, dim the lights, wear a robe, hold my fake wand, and act out the part in HP6 where Harry makes out with the Weasley twins. God I loved that scene.

Thank for your understanding, you Brontosaurus loving doo-doo eating wee-wee faced peeps.

nice... lol

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:38 pm

Do I receive Becky points now?

by **Timminz** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:17 pm

Teach me your ways.

by **vodean** on Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:36 am

captain? does that change anything? so fast... so sad :cry:

by **Beckytheblondie** on Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:50 pm

I have no idea what to do now that I'm a brig. 7012 games in the making.... I'll have to think about how my ways will change...

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:52 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Do I receive Becky points now?

by **Beckytheblondie** on Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:04 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Do I receive Becky points now?

100!

by **#1_stunna** on Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:47 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:I have no idea what to do now that I'm a brig. 7012 games in the making.... I'll have to think about how my ways will change...

spoke too soon, baby!

by **elfish_lad** on Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:53 pm

#1_stunna wrote:
Beckytheblondie wrote:I have no idea what to do now that I'm a brig. 7012 games in the making.... I'll have to think about how my ways will change...

spoke too soon, baby!

Heh.

by **Beckytheblondie** on Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:55 pm

You know, gents, it's not easy to keep when you have 40 active games.

by **army of nobunaga** on Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:06 pm

40 active games?! you are an animal.

by **Beckytheblondie** on Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:07 pm

army of nobunaga wrote:40 active games?! you are an animal.

They call me Koala Karl at the office. Does that make me an animal?

by **army of nobunaga** on Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:13 pm

Yep, no wonder. I thought you put a lot of lettice and greens and shit on my sandwhich the other day karl. Id like more Au ju and roast beef next time.