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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby cena-rules on Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:56 am

Countdown to Owens permanent forum ban = Countdown to owens return + 6 days
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby BoganGod on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:30 am

Snorri1234 wrote:I wonder if he is gonna call me a racist.


If he does, please don't feel special he calls everyone a racist at one time or another his special way of treating all the same.
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby Robinette on Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:36 am

Robinette wrote:Here it is...


Countdown To the RETURN OF OWEN



Click on the above link for an up to the minute countdown of time remaining for Owen's 6 month forum ban...



O-minus
Ten Days
and counting...
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby iamkoolerthanu on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:06 pm

cena-rules wrote:Countdown to Owens permanent forum ban = Countdown to owens return + 6 days

:lol: =D>
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby pimpdave on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:21 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:I wonder if he is gonna call me a racist.


Owen is watching and waiting, ready to hiss at you.

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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby jbrettlip on Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:10 pm

pimpdave wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:I wonder if he is gonna call me a racist.


Owen is watching and waiting, ready to hiss at you.

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I always thought he was a pussy. And nice job finding a half white, half black cat to rep him.....bonus pts for Pimpdave!
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby pimpdave on Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:07 pm

See, this is what I'm talking about. What we're all talking about, possibly.

I really didn't put that much thought into it. I just found a funny .gif of a cat stalking, then hissing. The color of the cat's fur never even entered my mind. The color thing is all in your head.

In my head is a funny image of Owen as a putty tat that takes himself way too seriously hissing at people for innocuous behavior.

Similar in ridiculous theme to the video evidence I posted of Andy Dufresne trolling that one time. Indisputable proof.
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby army of nobunaga on Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:47 pm

This thread is what you would call a self-fulfilling prophesy. Natty_dread, pass that popcorn you are always eating unless jefjef is knocking it out of your hands.
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby natty dread on Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:46 pm

It's 10 cents a pop, thank you.
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:48 am

pimpdave wrote:...
Similar in ridiculous theme to the video evidence I posted of Andy Dufresne trolling that one time. Indisputable proof.

It was indisputable proof. I'll never live it down.


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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:27 am

Dear Miss Owenshooter,

I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of
the Adjutant General of Minnesota that you are the mother of one
son who died gloriously on the field of battle.

I feel how weak and fruitless must be any word of mine which should
attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I
cannot refrain from tendering you the consolation that may be found in
the thanks of the Conquer Club Team they died trying to save.

I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your
bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and
lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a
sacrifice upon the altar of freedom.

Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,

JR


I dont think Owen will be returning
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby squishyg on Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:32 am

pimpdave wrote:See, this is what I'm talking about. What we're all talking about, possibly.

I really didn't put that much thought into it. I just found a funny .gif of a cat stalking, then hissing. The color of the cat's fur never even entered my mind. The color thing is all in your head.

In my head is a funny image of Owen as a putty tat that takes himself way too seriously hissing at people for innocuous behavior.

Similar in ridiculous theme to the video evidence I posted of Andy Dufresne trolling that one time. Indisputable proof.


My life would be a lot simpler if I didn't get offended by racist/sexist/homophobic comments and actions. But I do, as do others. Just because you don't get riled up by it doesn't mean it's not there.

p.s. reported for your racist cat
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:36 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
pimpdave wrote:...
Similar in ridiculous theme to the video evidence I posted of Andy Dufresne trolling that one time. Indisputable proof.

It was indisputable proof. I'll never live it down.


--Andy


He was trolling me, a poor greek dog. I remember it well.

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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby Vace Cooper on Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:29 pm

the bandits already have a new sig in the works for the return of the Black Jesus!!!
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby General Mojo on Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:26 pm

less than 3 days at this point.....
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby Robinette on Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:14 pm

General Mojo wrote:less than 3 days at this point.....



Prepare thee to remove the stone...

for it is written,

The Black Jesus will soon be among us!
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby squishyg on Sun Apr 18, 2010 3:50 pm

will cadbury creme eggs be half-price the day after owen's return?
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby JoshyBoy on Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:00 pm

squishyg wrote:will cadbury creme eggs be half-price the day after owen's return?


When I am made mod, all Cadbury's products will be discounted by up to 80%!*

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Re: Countdown to Owen's return

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:40 pm

OHMIGOD, 2 DAYS.

OHMIGOD, 2 DAYS.
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return - TWO DAYS LEFT

Postby AAFitz on Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:09 am

Prince, formerly known as the performer formerly known as Prince:

Dr. Everythingsgonnabeallright gonna make everything go wrong...
Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill...
Hang tough children!
Hes coming!
Hes coming!
COMING!

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Re: Countdown to Owen's return - TWO DAYS LEFT

Postby JoshyBoy on Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:24 am

:o

Omg...

19 hours or
1177 minutes or
70652 seconds

...to go! :lol:
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return - TWO DAYS LEFT

Postby clapper011 on Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:38 am

:o O the anticipation! It's just toooo much! 8-[
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Re: Countdown to Owen's return - TWO DAYS LEFT

Postby pimpdave on Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:53 am

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Re: Countdown to Owen's return - 24 HOURS TO GO

Postby Robinette on Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:41 am

24 Hour countdown begins NOW (well, in 78 minutes actually)

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Re: Countdown to Owen's return - 24 HOURS TO GO

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:04 am

If only this was 2012, and then we could hype up the world coming to an end! Ahhh, if only!

This feels a little like watching New Years Eve in time square---except without all the kissing and marriage proposals (yet).


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