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Funniest GAME CHAT EVER!!!!

Postby theherkman on Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:09 pm

I swear to God this is funny as hell...

And this is really long, so I will cut the boring intro and game talk out.

Elegant is Red
Knight is Yellow
Theherkman is Green
Ragian is Blue

2010-04-10 12:14:04 - Elegant_Solution: this is getting beyond a joke
2010-04-10 12:14:14 - Elegant_Solution: how on earth are we meantto brrak blue?
2010-04-10 12:14:27 - knight81: here comes the tyrant
2010-04-10 12:14:42 - knight81: you could have done it red
2010-04-10 12:14:46 - knight81: now its almost too late
2010-04-10 12:14:49 - Elegant_Solution: i went 4 it
2010-04-10 12:14:51 - Elegant_Solution: twice
2010-04-10 12:14:55 - Elegant_Solution: useddddddddddddddddddd 23 men
2010-04-10 12:14:59 - Elegant_Solution: last 2 turns
2010-04-10 12:15:00 - knight81: and you are still coming for me, instead of fighting blue through south ireland
2010-04-10 12:15:20 - Elegant_Solution: going down thru englan+d
2010-04-10 12:15:29 - knight81: you wont get there in time
2010-04-10 12:15:31 - Elegant_Solution: he's got a cash in coming
2010-04-10 12:15:35 - Elegant_Solution: 5 cards
2010-04-10 12:16:02 - Elegant_Solution: tell u wot
2010-04-10 12:16:06 - Elegant_Solution: ive left u in munster
2010-04-10 12:16:10 - Elegant_Solution: on purpose
2010-04-10 12:16:17 - Elegant_Solution: wondering wen ur gonna use ne troops
2010-04-10 12:16:21 - Elegant_Solution: cozive usevdenuff
2010-04-10 12:16:27 - Elegant_Solution: im not using nemore
2010-04-10 12:16:31 - Elegant_Solution: down 2 you now
2010-04-10 12:16:36 - Elegant_Solution: 23 men for nufin
2010-04-10 12:18:05 - Elegant_Solution: my keyboard is sticking
2010-04-10 12:19:07 - knight81: green gave up?
2010-04-10 12:19:46 - Elegant_Solution: tactical
2010-04-10 12:22:07 - Elegant_Solution: yellow
2010-04-10 12:22:12 - Elegant_Solution: why arent u breaking blue?
2010-04-10 12:22:43 - knight81: how am I supposed to do that?
2010-04-10 12:22:49 - Elegant_Solution: total joke
2010-04-10 12:22:54 - Elegant_Solution: form munster
2010-04-10 12:22:58 - Elegant_Solution: wiv 13 bonus
2010-04-10 12:22:59 - knight81: and why would I do you a favor when you are clearly willing to attack me? :P
2010-04-10 12:23:04 - Elegant_Solution: ive useddddd adll mymen every time
2010-04-10 12:23:08 - Elegant_Solution: this game is over
2010-04-10 12:23:11 - Elegant_Solution: gg blue
2010-04-10 12:23:18 - Elegant_Solution: no1 will attack you it seems but me
2010-04-10 12:24:13 - theherkman: Well don't say I didn't try... 11v8...
2010-04-10 12:24:24 - knight81: aye
2010-04-10 12:24:28 - knight81: extreme defense again
2010-04-10 12:25:43 - Elegant_Solution: and yellow is blocking me in dumfires
2010-04-10 12:25:55 - Elegant_Solution: yet he wont use em 2 break blue
2010-04-10 12:26:02 - Elegant_Solution: if u dont break blue next yellow
2010-04-10 12:26:07 - Elegant_Solution: im gonna suicide ond you
2010-04-10 12:26:34 - knight81: you have a very strange perception of events, red ...
2010-04-10 12:26:45 - Elegant_Solution: move or die
2010-04-10 12:26:50 - Elegant_Solution: ur blocking me
2010-04-10 12:26:56 - Elegant_Solution: oe use em 2 break blue
2010-04-10 12:27:01 - Elegant_Solution: or else why are they there?
2010-04-10 12:27:09 - Elegant_Solution: if not to block me form breaking blue
2010-04-10 12:27:17 - Elegant_Solution: do you see wot i mean?
2010-04-10 12:27:45 - knight81: I am blocking you?
2010-04-10 12:27:52 - knight81: if you ever wanted to fight blue
2010-04-10 12:27:57 - Elegant_Solution: moveor died
2010-04-10 12:28:01 - knight81: you should have done it through ireland
2010-04-10 12:28:03 - Elegant_Solution: ur dea
2010-04-10 12:28:10 - Elegant_Solution: cheating outrageously
2010-04-10 12:28:13 - knight81: not coming to my scotland, claiming that i am "blocking" you
2010-04-10 12:28:19 - Elegant_Solution: you are foed asd a secret alliance
2010-04-10 12:28:21 - Elegant_Solution: good bye
2010-04-10 12:28:45 - knight81: idiot
2010-04-10 12:30:36 - Elegant_Solution: blue wins coz yellow defends him from me in dumfires
2010-04-10 12:30:42 - Elegant_Solution: all game i cant get past
2010-04-10 12:30:53 - Elegant_Solution: and yellow has refused 2 break blue all game
2010-04-10 12:30:58 - Elegant_Solution: most obvious
2010-04-10 12:31:59 - Elegant_Solution: green
2010-04-10 12:32:03 - knight81: repeating it doesnt make it true
2010-04-10 12:32:04 - Elegant_Solution: did you see that?
2010-04-10 12:32:13 - Elegant_Solution: i am honestly in shock
2010-04-10 12:32:27 - Elegant_Solution: he cud take isle of man n cumberland 4 me
2010-04-10 12:32:35 - Elegant_Solution: so i can get thru and break blue
2010-04-10 12:33:17 - knight81: let me help you red
2010-04-10 12:33:37 - knight81: reinforce Border Countries from Northern Ireland
2010-04-10 12:34:06 - knight81: I will move away from South Leinster so that you have a clear route
2010-04-10 12:34:12 - Elegant_Solution: he cud take borders and move from south leinster
2010-04-10 12:34:15 - Elegant_Solution: anything
2010-04-10 12:34:31 - Elegant_Solution: most obvious teamplay i have ever encountered
2010-04-10 12:34:46 - Elegant_Solution: and i am now suspicious no1 else is saying anything about this cheating
2010-04-10 12:34:48 - knight81: red
2010-04-10 12:34:54 - knight81: if you accuse me again....
2010-04-10 12:35:01 - knight81: there will be consequences
2010-04-10 12:35:38 - theherkman: That's because we are all multis red!!!!!
2010-04-10 12:35:55 - theherkman: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Playing against you!!! HELPING BLUE TO WIN!!!!!
2010-04-10 12:36:07 - theherkman: Stupid little f*ck...
2010-04-10 12:36:32 - Ragian: Ehm,... Don't bring me in to your conflict.
2010-04-10 12:36:40 - theherkman: lol
2010-04-10 12:37:04 - Elegant_Solution: verball abuse
2010-04-10 12:37:07 - theherkman: I don't wanna be involved in this, Green.
2010-04-10 12:37:07 - Elegant_Solution: ban
2010-04-10 12:37:14 - theherkman: oops
2010-04-10 12:37:20 - theherkman: wrong account.
2010-04-10 12:37:22 - theherkman: lol
2010-04-10 12:38:10 - Elegant_Solution: an admission of cheating and multi's
2010-04-10 12:38:19 - Elegant_Solution: i have sentthe game into admin
2010-04-10 12:38:26 - theherkman: Grow the f*ck up, yellow is trying to protect Scottland and doesn't want to give you a free route in, that's fair. If you are really concerned about blue, take care of it yourself and stop being a little bitch.
2010-04-10 12:38:49 - Elegant_Solution: more verbal abuse
2010-04-10 12:38:59 - Elegant_Solution: affter and admission of cheating
2010-04-10 12:39:09 - Elegant_Solution: you really want this ban dont you
2010-04-10 12:39:27 - theherkman: And don't post on my wall. Keep game conversation in game chat.
2010-04-10 12:40:04 - theherkman: viewforum.php?f=5
2010-04-10 12:40:11 - Elegant_Solution: you are foed clown
2010-04-10 12:40:15 - theherkman: That's funny, I don't see that supposed report you made...
2010-04-10 12:40:20 - theherkman: Wonderwhy asswipe.
2010-04-10 12:40:25 - Elegant_Solution: and reported for verball abuse and cheating
2010-04-10 12:40:27 - Elegant_Solution: enjoy
2010-04-10 12:41:02 - theherkman: viewforum.php?f=5
2010-04-10 12:41:16 - theherkman: Hmm, odd how I don't see that report....
2010-04-10 12:41:40 - theherkman: You're full of shit, GO f*ck YOURSELF DICKWAD!
2010-04-10 12:43:41 - theherkman: Is he gonna deadbeat now...
2010-04-10 12:43:49 - theherkman: I figured that would be his MO
2010-04-10 12:43:55 - knight81: sshhh
2010-04-10 12:44:13 - Ragian: ...This is funny,...
2010-04-10 12:44:19 - theherkman: Well Blue wins, he is going to get my mixed set.
2010-04-10 12:44:56 - knight81: it wasnt a question for a while that blue wins anytime he wants
2010-04-10 12:44:57 - Elegant_Solution: if there is any decent person here who is amused by this animalistic gutter talk
2010-04-10 12:45:00 - Elegant_Solution: you are sad
2010-04-10 12:45:02 - Ragian: Thanx,...
2010-04-10 12:45:06 - knight81: he just let's us fight this out
2010-04-10 12:45:07 - Elegant_Solution: and need 2 get a life
2010-04-10 12:45:13 - Elegant_Solution: my children play on this site
2010-04-10 12:45:27 - theherkman: What are you talking about Red?
2010-04-10 12:45:37 - Elegant_Solution: i dont appreciate verbal abuse of such sort
2010-04-10 12:45:43 - Elegant_Solution: it is disgusting
2010-04-10 12:46:00 - Elegant_Solution: my child may have been playing my account
2010-04-10 12:46:10 - Elegant_Solution: i promise you green player
2010-04-10 12:46:15 - Elegant_Solution: admin will ban you
2010-04-10 12:46:21 - Elegant_Solution: you went too far
2010-04-10 12:46:36 - theherkman: Oh yeah, how can you read what I'm saying. I thought that you foed me?
2010-04-10 12:46:48 - theherkman: Or maybe you're just full of shit...
2010-04-10 12:47:02 - Elegant_Solution: even more
2010-04-10 12:47:03 - theherkman: If you don't like what I have to say, then FOE ME AND MOVE THE f*ck ON!
2010-04-10 12:47:30 - Elegant_Solution: your ignorance in the face of reality and yourd continued abuse says a lot
2010-04-10 12:47:37 - Elegant_Solution: you are a sad person
2010-04-10 12:47:40 - Elegant_Solution: and this is a game
2010-04-10 12:47:55 - Elegant_Solution: please desist
2010-04-10 12:48:06 - Elegant_Solution: i am giving you a rope and you are hanging yourself
2010-04-10 12:48:12 - Elegant_Solution: that is why you are not foed
2010-04-10 12:48:28 - Elegant_Solution: i am happy to let you continue to get a longer ban
2010-04-10 12:49:05 - Elegant_Solution: yellow please move from south leinster
2010-04-10 12:50:40 - Elegant_Solution: yellow explain your consequenses remark
2010-04-10 12:50:55 - Elegant_Solution: i have a mod here who wants to know how you can inflict consequences
2010-04-10 12:51:09 - Elegant_Solution: is that a threat of violence?
2010-04-10 12:51:21 - knight81: make him write me a private message
2010-04-10 12:51:27 - knight81: i will discuss the issue with the mod
2010-04-10 12:51:30 - knight81: until then
2010-04-10 12:51:32 - Elegant_Solution: you said accuse me again, and there will be consequences
2010-04-10 12:51:36 - Elegant_Solution: please explain
2010-04-10 12:51:38 - knight81: ...
2010-04-10 12:51:47 - Elegant_Solution: i am only asking
2010-04-10 12:51:52 - knight81: Elegant_Solution: i have a mod here
2010-04-10 12:51:56 - knight81: I want to see that mod
2010-04-10 12:52:07 - Elegant_Solution: fair enough
2010-04-10 12:52:16 - Elegant_Solution: i will give you ticket number
2010-04-10 12:52:23 - Elegant_Solution: now please explain
2010-04-10 12:52:31 - Elegant_Solution: the consequences remark
2010-04-10 12:52:59 - knight81: waiting ticket number
2010-04-10 12:53:26 - theherkman: Grow the f*ck up, you stupid little bitch.
2010-04-10 12:53:40 - theherkman: Stop telling fucking lies and acting like you're in charge of something.
2010-04-10 12:53:59 - theherkman: All you are is a whining baby who didn't get enough titty time from his mother.
2010-04-10 12:54:31 - Elegant_Solution: this is a question from me
2010-04-10 12:54:39 - Elegant_Solution: that is a moderator thing
2010-04-10 12:54:44 - Elegant_Solution: that i can not stop
2010-04-10 12:55:11 - Elegant_Solution: i went to help and support and reported green for verball abuse and his admission of being a multi
2010-04-10 12:55:26 - theherkman: hahahaha
2010-04-10 12:55:31 - knight81: well done that
2010-04-10 12:55:36 - Elegant_Solution: got a ticket number and was then asked if i was making a complaint about your threat of consequences
2010-04-10 12:55:36 - knight81: your actions were noted
2010-04-10 12:55:42 - Elegant_Solution: so you see
2010-04-10 12:55:43 - knight81: no need to repeat them again
2010-04-10 12:55:44 - Elegant_Solution: i dont know
2010-04-10 12:55:56 - knight81: I demand that ticket number
2010-04-10 12:56:02 - Elegant_Solution: if i need 2 include that
2010-04-10 12:56:06 - theherkman: yes, absolutely
2010-04-10 12:56:07 - knight81: so I can reference it in my own complaint
2010-04-10 12:56:14 - Elegant_Solution: as you wont explain what you meant
2010-04-10 12:56:21 - Elegant_Solution: do you see?
2010-04-10 12:56:26 - knight81: GIVE ME that ticket number
2010-04-10 12:56:33 - knight81: otherwise I do not believe you have it
2010-04-10 12:56:42 - theherkman: I can't believe you are trying to say that he was threatening physical violence against you.
2010-04-10 12:56:48 - Elegant_Solution: if you where threatening violence i will complain, if you where threatening to go to amoderator
2010-04-10 12:56:54 - Elegant_Solution: there is a difference
2010-04-10 12:56:57 - Elegant_Solution: 1 is normal
2010-04-10 12:57:00 - theherkman: You should not be allowed to procreate.
2010-04-10 12:57:05 - Elegant_Solution: 1 is a threat of violence
2010-04-10 12:57:11 - knight81: TICKET NUMBER
2010-04-10 12:57:16 - Elegant_Solution: so do you see?
2010-04-10 12:57:26 - Elegant_Solution: 1 sec
2010-04-10 12:57:30 - Elegant_Solution: ile go to my email
2010-04-10 12:57:39 - Elegant_Solution: they send you a copy of ticket number
2010-04-10 12:57:58 - theherkman: I bet he was so stupid he actually did this. I will post C&A and send you all a link when I'm done. lol
2010-04-10 12:58:02 - knight81: I want YOU to send it
2010-04-10 12:58:20 - Elegant_Solution: as soon as you explain
2010-04-10 12:58:26 - Elegant_Solution: and your tone isnt helping
2010-04-10 12:58:37 - Elegant_Solution: you make the mistake of taking me for a soft lad
2010-04-10 12:58:45 - Elegant_Solution: please dont be fooled by my good manners
2010-04-10 12:58:51 - Elegant_Solution: now explain
2010-04-10 12:58:57 - theherkman: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
2010-04-10 12:59:04 - Ragian: Ehm,...
2010-04-10 12:59:04 - theherkman: OMFG YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT!!!!
2010-04-10 12:59:17 - theherkman: Just STFU already!
2010-04-10 12:59:35 - theherkman: You make me laugh so hard I'm gonna piss my pants, Red.
2010-04-10 12:59:46 - Ragian: Well,... that was not the move I exptected knight81...
2010-04-10 13:00:16 - knight81: well
2010-04-10 13:00:19 - knight81: I had to try blue
2010-04-10 13:00:31 - knight81: never had a real chance good game, fairplay on your side
2010-04-10 13:00:33 - knight81: and a nice win
2010-04-10 13:00:34 - knight81: grats
2010-04-10 13:00:44 - Elegant_Solution: A support ticket has been created (#251092) and a representative will get back
2010-04-10 13:00:50 - Elegant_Solution: now please explain
2010-04-10 13:01:02 - knight81: thank you
2010-04-10 13:01:02 - Elegant_Solution: coz i cangive a few consequences myself mate
2010-04-10 13:01:14 - Elegant_Solution: and i let verbal abuse go
2010-04-10 13:01:19 - theherkman: hahaha STFU you retard!!!!
2010-04-10 13:01:20 - Elegant_Solution: but threats well
2010-04-10 13:01:32 - knight81: if you mind waiting a little, while I phrase my answer to that :)
2010-04-10 13:01:33 - Elegant_Solution: we can all give it the big 1 behind a pc desk
2010-04-10 13:02:00 - Elegant_Solution: im sickof being abused in games. i dont do it
2010-04-10 13:02:13 - knight81: don't you?
2010-04-10 13:02:15 - Elegant_Solution: i honestly tryu my best to be fair and polite
2010-04-10 13:02:25 - Elegant_Solution: i never abuse ne1
2010-04-10 13:02:27 - Elegant_Solution: ever
2010-04-10 13:03:15 - knight81: go check this very log
2010-04-10 13:03:27 - Elegant_Solution: come on then
2010-04-10 13:03:34 - Elegant_Solution: show me anywhere
2010-04-10 13:03:40 - Elegant_Solution: waiting
2010-04-10 13:03:58 - Elegant_Solution: and dont show somewhere, where after halffffffff afn hour of abuse i responed
2010-04-10 13:04:17 - Elegant_Solution: show me anywhere where i have started abusing any1 over anything
2010-04-10 13:04:25 - knight81: define abuse please
2010-04-10 13:04:37 - theherkman: I'm fucking posting this in the forum, Elegant you make me laugh so hard I'm seriously gonna die!!
2010-04-10 13:04:57 - Elegant_Solution: any type
2010-04-10 13:05:02 - knight81: would you do that green?
2010-04-10 13:05:07 - knight81: you'd spare me some time
2010-04-10 13:05:14 - Elegant_Solution: anything where some1 would be belittled or threatened or even annoyed
2010-04-10 13:05:30 - knight81: I take that
2010-04-10 13:05:35 - knight81: "annoyed"
2010-04-10 13:05:38 - Elegant_Solution: theres just no need
2010-04-10 13:05:48 - theherkman: I will. lol
2010-04-10 13:05:50 - knight81: I was and still very annoyed being called a cheater
2010-04-10 13:06:01 - knight81: multiple times
2010-04-10 13:06:05 - knight81: in an unjust way
2010-04-10 13:06:15 - Elegant_Solution: yes i can see that
2010-04-10 13:06:16 - knight81: luckily enough all the logs and gameplay moves are saved
2010-04-10 13:06:20 - Elegant_Solution: but it was your play
2010-04-10 13:06:23 - Elegant_Solution: i asked 5 times
2010-04-10 13:06:32 - Elegant_Solution: please move or you are deending blue
2010-04-10 13:06:37 - Elegant_Solution: ive played a lot
2010-04-10 13:06:43 - Elegant_Solution: i specialise on this map
2010-04-10 13:06:51 - Elegant_Solution: you could have listened to me
2010-04-10 13:06:56 - Elegant_Solution: you didnt
2010-04-10 13:07:02 - Elegant_Solution: end of story
2010-04-10 13:07:05 - Elegant_Solution: its over
2010-04-10 13:07:09 - Elegant_Solution: gl in your games
2010-04-10 13:07:17 - knight81: blue
2010-04-10 13:07:27 - knight81: as you can see, I could break you know and win this
2010-04-10 13:07:38 - knight81: but you behaved like a gentleman all along
2010-04-10 13:07:42 - knight81: you deserve to win this
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Re: Funniest GAME CHAT EVER!!!!

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:05 am

This is too long to be funny.
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Re: Funniest GAME CHAT EVER!!!!

Postby jleonnn on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:10 am

I lost interest when I read 10 lines and there was nothing funny
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Re: Funniest GAME CHAT EVER!!!!

Postby Walthobum on Mon May 10, 2010 6:41 am

to be honest i can see the poster's point of view having just experienced the same kind of rubbish from the same player. i make no claims to be a great player, i just enjoy it. or i did until i played with this particular player. i was considering jacking it in totally but having seen this i think i might carry on and just avoid this player.
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Re: Funniest GAME CHAT EVER!!!!

Postby BrutalBob on Mon May 10, 2010 7:01 am

It would have been handy if the poster had posted "just the funny bit" instead of.... well whatever it was because i too read about 10 lines and didnt strike anything funny
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Re: Funniest GAME CHAT EVER!!!!

Postby Walthobum on Mon May 10, 2010 7:12 am

funny peculiar rather than funny ha ha? anyway i've had a quick look through some of the blokes previous game chats after reading this thread to make sure it was him not me that had the problem. suffice to say he has sufficient previous for me to rest assured.
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Re: Funniest GAME CHAT EVER!!!!

Postby AAFitz on Mon May 10, 2010 7:45 am

And, FUNNIEST THREAD EVER: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=114343&view=unread#unread

Walthobum wrote:suffice to say he has sufficient previous for me to rest assured.


Suffice to say, after that chat, we are all resting, be assured.
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