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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby tzor on Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:32 pm

Motivational or De-Motivational? I supposed it depends if you are Cracker Jack Boy or Popcorn Girl
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:01 pm

jsholty4690 wrote:Image

But the girl with the clear and white floatation device is going topless!
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:47 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

THE WINNER!

Makes me want to crab my flintlock rifle and kill redcoats.

"To crab"?


CRAB UUR GUUUNNNSSS!!!
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:18 pm

Have a few more shells.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:25 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:09 pm

Hey, thegreekdog:
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jsholty4690 on Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:03 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
jsholty4690 wrote:Image

But the girl with the clear and white floatation device is going topless!


But, she's like 9! Well, girls do mature much faster than boys, I didn't realize they matured that fast.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Falkomagno on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:43 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:53 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:51 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Falkomagno wrote:Image


That bald one is the ugliest Swedish girl I've ever seen.

Actually that's the British girl.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:56 pm

That's your mum.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby cyrenius on Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:23 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:21 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Woodruff on Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:23 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:OHhhhh...

By the way, I found this for you MeDeFe:

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That one right there...rocks!

(Except why is there a period after just the name?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:54 pm

C'mon woody, get with the program. "Correct punctuation"
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Timminz on Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:34 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Woodruff on Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:39 am

notyou2 wrote:C'mon woody, get with the program. "Correct punctuation"


That was, in fact, my point.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby strike wolf on Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:39 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:OHhhhh...

By the way, I found this for you MeDeFe:

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this one is epic.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:50 pm

One for the women...

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby cyrenius on Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:05 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jsholty4690 on Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:03 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:57 pm

I liked that one. The bricks came in useful.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby safariguy5 on Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:17 pm

Should have known it was going to be a gif and not a jpeg.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 02, 2010 6:12 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby strike wolf on Sun May 02, 2010 10:32 pm

jsholty4690 wrote:Image


Everything in that picture is a mind f*ck.
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