Post a picture of yourself!

[john9blue]

Football on pavement. That's totally safe and definitely won't lead to head trauma.

[Army of GOD]

Football on pavement. That's totally safe and definitely won't lead to head trauma.

Considering the shape of our yard and how many God damned trees there are, it's the only choice we have.

Though we've played who knows how many years on pavement and I haven't gotten hurt yet! (Well, I did severely twist my ankle once, but that's because I stepped on the ball).

[UCAbears]

Playing some Q-zar. I'm on the left.

[beezer]

I've been on here for a long time and never showed a pic. When I'm not flying for American, I help coach my son's baseball team. We took 2nd place in a tournament recently.

I'm the one all the way to the left in the white shirt. My son is 3rd from the right, looking extremely enthusiastic about receiving his trophy.

[Army of GOD]

Who are the fools with the red shoes (they don't look like cleats) and the white shoes?!

[UCAbears]

It was after the tournament, so I'd say they put more comfortable shoes on. I put my flip flops on right after I play too.

[InkL0sed]

It's Little League. Clearly they forgot their cleats.

[Army of GOD]

Why does it have to Little League?

I was forgetting my cleats on Varsity, senior year.

[TheProwler]

Who are the fools with the red shoes (they don't look like cleats) and the white shoes?!

They aren't red shoes....they are black shoes with red laces.

I'm an umpire, and that's a judgement call. So don't argue.

[jonesthecurl]

Prowler, you're back.
Did you fetch the stick?

[Dariune]

I've been on here for a long time and never showed a pic. When I'm not flying for American, I help coach my son's baseball team. We took 2nd place in a tournament recently.

I'm the one all the way to the left in the white shirt. My son is 3rd from the right, looking extremely enthusiastic about receiving his trophy.

Lol ive always found the trousers that baseball players wear really funny lookin .... uh i should hide now right?

[Army of GOD]

I think using the word "trousers" is enough reason to hide.

I love how everyday words that Brits use would get the s*** beat out of you here in the U.S.

[Dariune]

Trousers is a bad word there?

Oh and rest assured that the same could be said about an American in Europe. Except its not specific words its just, well ... i wont carry this on

[Army of GOD]

If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"

[Dariune]

If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"

Ah thats what i like to see, people who understand that not the whole world speaks the same language that they do ...

[Serbia]

If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"

Ah thats what i like to see, people who understand that not the whole world speaks the same language that they do ...

The difference is saying "trousers" with a British accent. No explanation necessary, and I really doubt anyone would give a hassle about it.

[The Bison King]

Here's a picture of me when I was in South America.

[saxitoxin]

Trousers is a bad word there?

Oh and rest assured that the same could be said about an American in Europe. Except its not specific words its just, well ... i wont carry this on

The same could be said with a Dutcher in Berlin. Or at least it used to be. When ol' Saxi was a young rapscallion back in the '60's we used to delight in dragging Dutchers into the alley and coloring them up a bit - they were always identifiable by their strange accents that sound as odd in German as they do in English! Absolutely the most patently annoying voices in the world. (by contrast, we would always make love to Spaniards, such beautiful, exotic timbres come wafting from their mouth --- never can I recall having met a Spaniard where I didn't make love to them on the spot; age, gender, willingness - nothing mattered, hearing them speak was mesmerizing)

Now, it sounds like all of Europe is one big stinking, festering cess pool where a German can't beat a Dutcher to within a centimeter of his life without being dragged before the European Commission on Human Rights. That's why ol' Sax hasn't been back to Europe in 20 years. (that, and an outstanding legal misunderstaning)

Back to the topic, ol' Sax finds American baseball uniforms charming. I don't like these newer ones in the photo above, though. I like the traditional ones that the MLB wears with the full knee-high stockings. It reminds me of a gentler, simpler time.

[Timminz]

[HtoOh]

A picture of me with my eldest and youngest daughters in Newfoundland.



Vonita Marie, Benny & Victoria Marie

[TheProwler]

If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"

My wife often refers to my penis as a "trouser snake".

A picture of me with my eldest and youngest daughters in Newfoundland.

Your daughters are having lots of sex. Just an FYI.

[HtoOh]

If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"

Ah thats what i like to see, people who understand that not the whole world speaks the same language that they do ...

and that nasty previous comment about trousers came about from a picture of a sports award ceremony, hmmmm.

I remember being in Europe and when people learned I was Canadian... they treated me very well. Much better than when they weren't aware. Oh, same thing in Central America and the Far East, Thailand...

Language diversity is something that should make conversations more fun, though I do tease my Newfoundland friends a very tiny bit about their choice of words... They are about the nicest people in the Western world.

[HtoOh]

If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"

My wife often refers to my penis as a "trouser snake".

A picture of me with my eldest and youngest daughters in Newfoundland.

Your daughters are having lots of sex. Just an FYI.

Ok, nice for you to point that out. I was wondering if my grandchildren had arrived due to immaculate conception. Vonita has two children (11 and 8 yr) and Victoria has a 1 year old. Victoria is getting married in about 6 weeks.

Oh, I have 8 kids... so have had sex a few times myself.

[2dimes]

8 kids? Nice work!

[saxitoxin]

If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"

My wife often refers to my penis as a "trouser snake".

A picture of me with my eldest and youngest daughters in Newfoundland.

Your daughters are having lots of sex. Just an FYI.

Ok, nice for you to point that out. I was wondering if my grandchildren had arrived due to immaculate conception. Vonita has two children (11 and 8 yr) and Victoria has a 1 year old. Victoria is getting married in about 6 weeks.

Oh, I have 8 kids... so have had sex a few times myself.

Hey gang, ol' Saxi is no prude, but this thread just became incredibly creepy. (It was already headed that way as soon as people started posting images of their pre-pubescent children, but when they started posting images of their post-pubescent children and cataloging their procreative activities it kinda went into full-gear.)