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Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:26 am

Hey gang, Saxi here. Back - very prematurely - from my vacay.

Es and I were heading up to Fresno to spend a week just maxin' and relaxin' with friends.

The trip started well.

Sunday night Old Tom II and I roared up to Es' condo in my 2006 LA FORZA and she piled in with a basket of treats for the road. We were having a fun time until I got a call on my 4G from my old friend Laurent just outside San Luis Obispo. It turned out my arch-nemesis, Snakes McGraw, was in bad shape. Turns out he had cancer of the pooper really bad (prostate cancer as those of us in the medical community call it).

I haven't seen Snakes McGraw in probably about 10 years and we've never exchanged more than glares and mean words to each other as long as we've been acquaintances (since about '78). He's a grizzled old US Army vet with a mean streak to beat the dickens.

Annnywho, according to Laurent, Snakes McGraw has been living in Bakersfield. I thought about it long and hard but Es talked me into it and we cut across to Wasco and then took the 99 south to Bakersfield. We roared up to Kern Medical Center in my 2006 LA FORZA. I had Es park while I grabbed Old Tom II and raced into the oncology wing. Staff waved me away, informing me visiting hours were over but I told the charge nurse I was an old country doc so she said it was okay and waved me through.

Gang, I was there as Snakes McGraw passed on, holding his hand. Gang, as much as Snakes McGraw and I have jawboned and gone tete-a-tete over the years, I've known him longer than just about anyone. It made me realize how short life is and how much we need to cherish each other gang.

IN MY CAPACITY AS HAPPINESS OMBUDSMAN, I am declaring this week UN-FOE WEEK ON CONQUER CLUB.

Find someone in your FOE list and UN-FOE them and then FRIEND them. A FOE is just a FRIEND you don't know well enough. Report whom you un-foed and friended here so we can celebrate as a community. Gang, this is a major initiative for me so I want everyone to really get behind it. Let's make this happen for ol' Snakes McGraw, gang.

Respectfully,
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:34 am

What if I don't have anyone on my foe list?

And I'm sorry about snakeysnakey saxi. =(
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:39 am

Army of GOD wrote:What if I don't have anyone on my foe list?

And I'm sorry about snakeysnakey saxi. =(


I also didn't have anyone on my FOE list so I UNFRIENDED oddzy, then FOED him, then UNFOED him, then FRIENDED him. That is an option, though your wrist might get sore. But, in my many years on this earth, I've learned that there are few worthwhile things in this life that don't result in a sore wrist.
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby GabonX on Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:11 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:What if I don't have anyone on my foe list?

And I'm sorry about snakeysnakey saxi. =(


I also didn't have anyone on my FOE list so I UNFRIENDED oddzy, then FOED him, then UNFOED him, then FRIENDED him. That is an option, though your wrist might get sore. But, in my many years on this earth, I've learned that there are few worthwhile things in this life that don't result in a sore wrist.

Does it count if we do that so we don't have to unfoe our enemies?
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby jefjef on Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:32 am

I have taken even a bigger step. Not only have I unfoed AoG (team chat reasons) I have also unfoed saxi (traumatic orgy incident).

Welcome back to my cyber world!!!!!!!!

Peace and love and all that rainbow crap to you both.

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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby King Doctor on Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:43 am

GabonX wrote:Does it count if we do that so we don't have to unfoe our enemies?

No, that would be quantitative easing of your foe list, artificially printing foes in order to increase the overall supply of foes in circulation. And what do we call policies like that?

Socialism.





Don't be a communist Gabon. Unfoe one of the foes that started this crisis.
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:18 pm

GabonX wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:What if I don't have anyone on my foe list?

And I'm sorry about snakeysnakey saxi. =(


I also didn't have anyone on my FOE list so I UNFRIENDED oddzy, then FOED him, then UNFOED him, then FRIENDED him. That is an option, though your wrist might get sore. But, in my many years on this earth, I've learned that there are few worthwhile things in this life that don't result in a sore wrist.

Does it count if we do that so we don't have to unfoe our enemies?


That most certainly does not count.

I only mention is as an option for those of us who do not have any foes already.
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Postby nietzsche on Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:31 pm

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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby King Doctor on Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:38 pm

JesusFreak16 sounds like an eminently reasonable kind of guy?
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Postby nietzsche on Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:39 pm

King Doctor wrote:JesusFreak16 sounds like an eminently reasonable kind of guy?


but he has me foed too
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby King Doctor on Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:05 pm

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King Doctor wrote:JesusFreak16 sounds like an eminently reasonable kind of guy?


but he has me foed too


Well then it sounds like it's time to begin the healing process!

Unfoe him, PM him to let him know what you've done, beseech him to embrace the spirit of forgiveness and friendship, then challenge him to a game when he sees the light! It's a virtuous circle that'll have us all singing kum-by-ah in no time.


Alternatively, should he refuse your request and break the circle, then taunt him for not being a 'real Christian' and betraying the ideals of his Lord Christ the Saviour. Amen.
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby jefjef on Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:53 pm

nietzsche wrote:
King Doctor wrote:JesusFreak16 sounds like an eminently reasonable kind of guy?


but he has me foed too


Duality. It is a permanently GUESTED account. Worthy of an unfoe!
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:44 am

Your holiday sucks.
The people I have foed will remain foed!
Bunch of tits is all they are.
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Postby Johnny Rockets on Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:11 am

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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby King Doctor on Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:30 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Bunch of tits

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:39 pm

King Doctor wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Bunch of tits

Pics or it didn't happen.

What do I get in return?
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby Baron Von PWN on Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:24 am

I don't have any foes! :D

I also don't have any friends : C

being a Baron is lonely.
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby angola on Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:35 am

King Doctor wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
King Doctor wrote:JesusFreak16 sounds like an eminently reasonable kind of guy?


but he has me foed too


Well then it sounds like it's time to begin the healing process!

Unfoe him, PM him to let him know what you've done, beseech him to embrace the spirit of forgiveness and friendship, then challenge him to a game when he sees the light! It's a virtuous circle that'll have us all singing kum-by-ah in no time.


Alternatively, should he refuse your request and break the circle, then taunt him for not being a 'real Christian' and betraying the ideals of his Lord Christ the Saviour. Amen.



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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby angola on Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:37 am

Somehow, I only have six foes.

This saddens me.

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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:42 am

King Doctor wrote:
GabonX wrote:Does it count if we do that so we don't have to unfoe our enemies?

No, that would be quantitative easing of your foe list, artificially printing foes in order to increase the overall supply of foes in circulation. And what do we call policies like that?

Socialism.





Don't be a communist Gabon. Unfoe one of the foes that started this crisis.


Um, you can not really say printing money is socialism...although I agree they are both equally responsible for 96% of the world's problems.
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:45 am

King Doctor wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
King Doctor wrote:JesusFreak16 sounds like an eminently reasonable kind of guy?


but he has me foed too


Well then it sounds like it's time to begin the healing process!

Unfoe him, PM him to let him know what you've done, beseech him to embrace the spirit of forgiveness and friendship, then challenge him to a game when he sees the light! It's a virtuous circle that'll have us all singing kum-by-ah in no time.


Alternatively, should he refuse your request and break the circle, then taunt him for not being a 'real Christian' and betraying the ideals of his Lord Christ the Saviour. Amen.


You got the "ideals" confused.

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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby john9blue on Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:19 am

i have no foes. who's gonna be the first? yes, you could be the recipient of this distinct honor if you treat me shittily enough. let the contest begin.
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Postby Falkomagno on Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:31 am

I unfoe two pricks ...just because I'm that cool.
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby Baron Von PWN on Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:24 pm

john9blue wrote:i have no foes. who's gonna be the first? yes, you could be the recipient of this distinct honor if you treat me shittily enough. let the contest begin.

Ok I'll give it a shot. You John9blue are a big poopy head.
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Re: Snakes McGraw Is Dead | 1st Annual Un-Foe Week

Postby White Moose on Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:16 pm

nietzsche wrote:Who on this list is worth unfoeing?

White Moose


Wow, you accually foed me after that Europe 1914 game?

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