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Qomedy Qlub

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:34 am

ATTENTION ALL YOU SILLY-NANNIES AND SHENANIGAN-MAKERS

In this usergroup, we shall exchange anything and everything having to do with comedy. One liners, stand-ups, question and answer, situational, etc. EVERYTHING

I promise you, all of the cool cats are joining this group, so I suggest you do too.

ALSO, THIS WILL BE THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR JONES'S STAND UP ROUTINE

Our Godly Leader:

Army of GOD

Our Godly Members:

Joodoo
the.killing.44
Timminz
Croatia (err, Serbia)
jonesthecurl
whitestazn88
notyou2
pmchugh
Snorri1234
thegreekdog
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Re: Qonquer Qlub

Postby Joodoo on Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:35 am

Can I join?
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

:D
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Re: Qonquer Qlub

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:36 am

Joodoo wrote:Can I join?


NO

loljk you're in
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Re: Qonquer Qlub

Postby the.killing.44 on Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:37 am

^.^
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Re: Qonquer Qlub

Postby Timminz on Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:39 am

Sounds like fun(ny). I'll play.
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Re: Qonquer Qlub

Postby Serbia on Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:46 am

Shotgun.
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
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Re: Qonquer Qlub

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:00 am

me funny man. me in.
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Re: Qonquer Qlub

Postby whitestazn88 on Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:48 pm

if i can post funny pictures, or ytmnds, i'm in.

Frank Sinatra should be on this list.
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Re: Qonquer Qlub

Postby notyou2 on Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:04 pm

moi aussi svp
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Re: Qonquer Qlub

Postby pmchugh on Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:27 pm

iin
2009-08-12 03:35:31 - Squirrels Hat: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
2009-08-12 03:44:25 - Mr. Squirrel: Do you think my hat will attack me?
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Re: Qonquer Qlub

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:14 pm

Army of GOD wrote:ALSO, THIS WILL BE THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR JONES'S STAND UP ROUTINE
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Re: Qomedy Qlub

Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:39 am

in.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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Re: Qomedy Qlub

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:03 pm

In please.
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Re: Qomedy Qlub

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:40 pm

Updated, e-ticket sent in.

THIS IS SO EXCITING
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Re: Qomedy Qlub

Postby notyou2 on Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:48 pm

*Tells AoG to stop squealing like a girl.*
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Re: Qomedy Qlub

Postby the.killing.44 on Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:15 pm

*FUCK YOU NOTYOU2*
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Re: Qomedy Qlub

Postby naxus on Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:32 pm

In?
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Haggis_McMutton wrote:2. Anyone else find it kind of funny that naxus is NK'd right after insisting that we're all paranoid?
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Re: Qomedy Qlub

Postby notyou2 on Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:09 am

the.killing.44 wrote:*FUCK YOU NOTYOU2*


lol
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Re: Qomedy Qlub

Postby Denise on Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:34 am

I want to be funny. In please.
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Re: Qomedy Qlub

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:46 am

I donut know how to spell the word 'in' but I would like to join is this permissable?
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