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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby clapper011 on Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:07 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby cyrenius on Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:24 pm

Yes, I see it ;)
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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:15 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby cyrenius on Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:58 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:03 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:24 pm

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Don't see why you need paperbags. I gues your Prince Charming, oh no, wait I got it, you don't want to see the disapointment on their face ;) understandeble :D


Meh. I'll admit they're pretty good but I think you're taking your dp's a little too seriously fella.


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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby john9blue on Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:39 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby InkL0sed on Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:42 pm

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None of those criticisms had to do with a lack of understanding. Dislike.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Snorri1234 on Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:21 pm

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None of those criticisms had to do with a lack of understanding. Dislike.

Also, those criticisms are actually quite fair. The movie wasn't that brilliant, it was just very entertaining. It's a rollercoaster ride, not an insightful article about philosophy.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:05 pm

I just saw the title to that Demot...

I hope that's not a spoiler, but I didn't read it anyway. Still haven't seen it, but want to, badly.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby john9blue on Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:23 pm

I just found it unusual that all the listed negative reviews came from New York. Other than that the reviews were almost universally positive. I have a hard spot for critics anyway; I value far more the ones who create instead of the ones that judge the creations of others (although they do have a role I suppose).

You should see it AOG. Snorri's right, the philosophy isn't anything you wouldn't find in Phil 101, but it pays to be attentive because the plot can get ahead of you.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Snorri1234 on Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:44 pm

john9blue wrote:I just found it unusual that all the listed negative reviews came from New York. Other than that the reviews were almost universally positive. I have a hard spot for critics anyway; I value far more the ones who create instead of the ones that judge the creations of others (although they do have a role I suppose).

You should see it AOG. Snorri's right, the philosophy isn't anything you wouldn't find in Phil 101, but it pays to be attentive because the plot can get ahead of you.


Oh yes everyone should see it, it's awesomes. While I said it wasn't brilliant it's probably the most thoughtprovoking blockbuster ever. First time I've seen people gather outside after the movie and discuss the whole thing. I'm pretty sure that even the critics were all like "Wow, awesome" during the movie and only dissed it the next day when they had to write about it.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:03 pm

f*ck YOU GUYS!

I wanted to see it before it even came out. I just haven't had the time and thanks to the shitty theater that's in my town, the showings never line up with when I'm free.

Tomorrow, hopefully...
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:33 pm

WOO!

Saw it. It was great...

Ink, not taht I feel like arguing a demotivational poster's legitimacy, but I could see how someone who doesn't understand a movie could think lowly of it.

It was massively thought provoking and had a sort of epicness to it...

That isn't to say it had a lot of holes in the story (to me at least).
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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby L M S on Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:33 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Maugena on Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:30 pm

I'd really like to see someone make a ytmnd of the movie Casino Royale with Daniel Craig as Bond.
It starts off showing James Bond with the drink that was poisoned during the Texas Hold 'em game.
Then it shows him slowly getting fucked up by the poison.
After Vesper saves James, James mutters... "It was stirred."
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
Let's just have a good time, all right?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby strike wolf on Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:22 pm

Maugena wrote:I'd really like to see someone make a ytmnd of the movie Casino Royale with Daniel Craig as Bond.
It starts off showing James Bond with the drink that was poisoned during the Texas Hold 'em game.
Then it shows him slowly getting fucked up by the poison.
After Vesper saves James, James mutters... "It was stirred."


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