the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Army of GOD]

Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.

You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)

Yeah I was onto your plot so I went to the other bar.

Who's Donny anyway?


And perhaps Victor is the reason auto is gone...?

[muy_thaiguy]

Ok, I shot and missed on that one. BUT STILL.

Me+your sisters you don't know about = good time

Like I said, I am an only child. When I was litle I was a suspicsious little tyke that investigated things like that quite a bit. So no, I have no sisters.

[Army of GOD]

Ok, I shot and missed on that one. BUT STILL.

Me+your sisters you don't know about = good time

Like I said, I am an only child. When I was litle I was a suspicsious little tyke that investigated things like that quite a bit. So no, I have no sisters.

Like I said, your mom wouldn't tell you about her other mistakes.

[muy_thaiguy]

Ok, I shot and missed on that one. BUT STILL.

Me+your sisters you don't know about = good time

Like I said, I am an only child. When I was litle I was a suspicsious little tyke that investigated things like that quite a bit. So no, I have no sisters.

Like I said, your mom wouldn't tell you about her other mistakes.

Like I said, your reading comprehension falls to that of target's spelling levels. Oops, my bad, don't want to insult him. Oh, I know, my being a mistake is all well and good. But you know, at least my mother didn't sell herself for pot and get knocked up in the process.

[Army of GOD]

Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.

And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(

[strike wolf]

Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.

You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)

Yeah I was onto your plot so I went to the other bar.

Who's Donny anyway?


And perhaps Victor is the reason auto is gone...?

Donny Corleone. And I've been investigating that possibility.

[Army of GOD]

He's a fictional character. How the Hell did Victor summon him?

[muy_thaiguy]

Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.

And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(

I was refering to your mom, who just left my place after giving me a BJ for $5. She did it eagerly. And without hesitation. Wasn't bad, for a druggie.

[strike wolf]

Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.

And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(

Everyone knows I was raised by wolves. So that's another swing and miss.

[Victor Sullivan]

Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.

You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)

Yeah I was onto your plot so I went to the other bar.

Who's Donny anyway?


And perhaps Victor is the reason auto is gone...?

Donny Corleone. And I've been investigating that possibility.

Yeah, kind of a mix of him and the Donny from The Big Lebowski.

[UCAbears]

Have you guys missed me?

[muy_thaiguy]

Uhm, oh, it's you, with the thing at the place with the other thing! Yeah...

[Army of GOD]

Are you the guy with the hair and the face UCA?

[Army of GOD]

Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.

And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(

I was refering to your mom, who just left my place after giving me a BJ for $5. She did it eagerly. And without hesitation. Wasn't bad, for a druggie.

Nooo, you musta been drunk or something. Your sisters suspected you were paying for sex, since you weren't able to get it on your own, so we camped outside of your place and saw a short but long furry dog with gray hair walk out of your living quarters and you waving goodbye.

I just gotta know one thing: how'd you like targetman's sloppy seconds? (trust me, I didn't want to know either, but target forced my eyes to stay open and showed me the whole video and recorded)

[muy_thaiguy]

Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.

And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(

I was refering to your mom, who just left my place after giving me a BJ for $5. She did it eagerly. And without hesitation. Wasn't bad, for a druggie.

Nooo, you musta been drunk or something. Your sisters suspected you were paying for sex, since you weren't able to get it on your own, so we camped outside of your place and saw a short but long furry dog with gray hair walk out of your living quarters and you waving goodbye.

I just gotta know one thing: how'd you like targetman's sloppy seconds? (trust me, I didn't want to know either, but target forced my eyes to stay open and showed me the whole video and recorded)

Wrong place, as I don't drink. Perfectly sober, and yes, it was your mother. She then went around the neighborhood to help "relieve" the neoghborhood dogs of their "stress," as the BJ was only $2. Screwing all the dogs in the neighborhood finished off the $5.

[AndyDufresne]

Have you guys missed me?

Only slightly more than when I miss targetman. So take that for what it's worth. **Munches on a banana, leaves behind a banana bunch.**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

Have you guys missed me?

No we hit you. That's why you spent the last month at the hospital.

[muy_thaiguy]

What's the score now strike?

[strike wolf]

What's the score now strike?

Muy 35

AoG 10

[muy_thaiguy]

What's the score now strike?

Muy 35

AoG 10

Sweet.
Oh, what quarter is it?

[strike wolf]

What's the score now strike?

Muy 35

AoG 10

Sweet.
Oh, what quarter is it?

Half time just started.

[muy_thaiguy]

What's the score now strike?

Muy 35

AoG 10

Sweet.
Oh, what quarter is it?

Half time just started.

I like it!

[strike wolf]

So heading out to Atlanta than Big Canoe for my sister's wedding. Wont be on much for the next 4-5 days.

[Army of GOD]

What's the score now strike?

Muy 35

AoG 10

My ass that's the score.

[muy_thaiguy]

What's the score now strike?

Muy 35

AoG 10

My ass is getting kicked!

Fixed it for you.