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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:25 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:51 pm

oh sorry that guy who is dead right next to me.
He's faking it. He's done it to dozens of people before, and he'll do it again.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:54 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
oh sorry that guy who is dead right next to me.
He's faking it. He's done it to dozens of people before, and he'll do it again.

well nope i actually just killed him see *kick* nothing
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:00 pm

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
oh sorry that guy who is dead right next to me.
He's faking it. He's done it to dozens of people before, and he'll do it again.

well nope i actually just killed him see *kick* nothing

Just see what happens when you throw him into this lake.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:09 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
oh sorry that guy who is dead right next to me.
He's faking it. He's done it to dozens of people before, and he'll do it again.

well nope i actually just killed him see *kick* nothing

Just see what happens when you throw him into this lake.
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*walks over throws the body in the lake


*waits........................

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..


*nothing ................. wow you know i am Gods assign right?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:25 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:36 pm

Army of GOD wrote:record

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:42 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:43 pm

Army of GOD wrote:record

wow that's interesting
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:43 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:52 pm

Army of GOD wrote:record

record this

yo fo mo jo ho bo so mo zo co
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:06 pm

Why is my mom such a whore?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby GabonX on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:08 pm

tkr4lf wrote:Why is my mom such a whore?

To really evaluate that question we're going to need to see some pictures of your mom..
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:14 pm

Sorry, I cannot provide those. To do so, would be a violation of Dutch prostitution laws. I don't want to go to jail.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby GabonX on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:16 pm

Well in that case I can't speculate as to details, but the short answer is that she's following her instincts..

Just hope you don't have a daughter.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:20 pm

targetman377 wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:[quote="Victor
You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)

donny gave him the right one i switched it before lone got killed with an alcoholic drink.

I wasn't even at that bar.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:21 pm

targetman377 wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:If he's auto, then I'm muy's real father.


Wait a minute...I am muy's real father...

Right. And strike is actually the Sultan of Arabia, Target is the king of hip hop, and jones is a Justin Bieber fan.

yo yo yo mo foos halla

Ples dobt repeat that
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:23 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:record

record this

yo fo mo jo ho bo so mo zo co

Thought I said not to do that
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:24 pm

tkr4lf wrote:Why is my mom such a whore?

Because one dick can't satisfy her
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:26 pm

My sisters marriedd ans I'm fdrunbk
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:36 pm

I was fdrunbk once...

Turns out they have a cream for that now.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:38 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:[quote="Victor
You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)

donny gave him the right one i switched it before lone got killed with an alcoholic drink.

I wasn't even at that bar.

don't lie

If I'm lying I'm cying[/quote]
here is that tissue you wanted
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:00 am

"Eh, whatever."
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby tkr4lf on Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:43 am

I don't like whores. They're fun to f*ck....but not to talk to. All they wanna tlak about is sex and other stupid stuff that only interests them....god damn whores.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:46 am

tkr4lf wrote:I don't like whores. They're fun to f*ck....but not to talk to. All they wanna tlak about is sex and other stupid stuff that only interests them....god damn whores.

Why are you talking to whores anyway?
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