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Re: Secrets thread

Postby notyou2 on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:03 pm

If that's the case then:

1.What is the secret date that the flying cats, that look like raccoons, riding rhinocerii, take over Ohio?

2. When are you entering one in fightclub against Juan Bottom?

3. What are the odds on that fight?
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:04 pm

I always look on the nutrition facts label on foods just for fun.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:28 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I always look on the nutrition facts label on foods just for fun.


I do that plus I go home, log into a nutrition forum, and argue endlessly with people about the dangers of saturated fats, trans fats, transsexuals, and high fructose corn syrup.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Juan_Bottom on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:30 pm

Is it true that Blitz was at that Bieber (sp?) concert where he got hit with a water bottle?
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:31 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I always look on the nutrition facts label on foods just for fun.


I do that plus I go home, log into a nutrition forum, and argue endlessly with people about the dangers of saturated fats, trans fats, transsexuals, and high fructose corn syrup.


I also try to calculate the amount of Calories that come from that fat, carbs and protein
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby notyou2 on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:40 pm

As someone who has a doctor, I suggest you both refrain from eating transsexuals.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:50 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I always look on the nutrition facts label on foods just for fun.


I do that plus I go home, log into a nutrition forum, and argue endlessly with people about the dangers of saturated fats, trans fats, transsexuals, and high fructose corn syrup.


I also try to calculate the amount of Calories that come from that fat, carbs and protein


I calculate the economic calories of various items, looking for the answer towards the inherent value of things and its origin.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:18 pm

That's a good idea. Calculate Calories/dollar.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:That's a good idea. Calculate Calories/dollar.


Yeah people in economics used to spend decades figuring it out. Never mind that people themselves attribute the value. I'm here to repeat history, make the same mistakes and the same assumptions, and do the same things.

Progress? No thank you.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby squishyg on Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:57 pm

i don't understand how really big boats float.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby john9blue on Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:04 am

at first i read "boats" as "boobs" and was wondering the same thing
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby squishyg on Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:08 pm

i feel i lived in the American South in another life. i enjoy discussing the weather, i feel there's always enough time to apply lipstick before leaving the house, and chicken and dumplings completes my life.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:08 pm

Do you have a shower cap too?
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:35 pm

I created a term "QP" ("q"uick "p"ee) where if you're in a rush, you flush the toilet before you finish, and by the time you do finish the water is already drained all the way down the toilet.

Note: Does not work for women or pooping
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby squishyg on Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:45 am

notyou2 wrote:Do you have a shower cap too?


sadly no
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby john9blue on Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:12 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I created a term "QP" ("q"uick "p"ee) where if you're in a rush, you flush the toilet before you finish, and by the time you do finish the water is already drained all the way down the toilet.

Note: Does not work for women or pooping


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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:30 pm

lol
Australia is going backwards though.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby notyou2 on Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:28 pm

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Re: Secrets thread

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:28 pm

john9blue wrote:at first i read "boats" as "boobs" and was wondering the same thing

The secret is either silicone or fat.. depending on the individual.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:58 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I created a term "QP" ("q"uick "p"ee) where if you're in a rush, you flush the toilet before you finish, and by the time you do finish the water is already drained all the way down the toilet.

Note: Does not work for women or pooping


You flush women down the toilet?
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:57 am

For those who don't understand the extent of my shitty memory, here's an example. I started golfing a few years ago, and here is the list of clubs that I have lost while golfing:

-3-iron
-5-iron
-Pitching Wedge
-Sand Wedge (this was the most saddening one. I bought my Sand Wedge during my trip to Japan, and I nicknamed it the "Japanese Steel")
-Trouble Wedge (aka as the T-wedge. For those of you who don't know it, it's the highest degree wedge you can have. If you knew anything about me and my T-wedge, you'd know that I've probably gained more strokes for using it than if I didn't. I very rarely hit a shot well with it)

Also, there have been an infinite amount of times where the group behind mine would yell out "You forgot a club!!"
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby nietzsche on Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:01 am

Army of GOD wrote:For those who don't understand the extent of my shitty memory, here's an example. I started golfing a few years ago, and here is the list of clubs that I have lost while golfing:

-3-iron
-5-iron
-Pitching Wedge
-Sand Wedge (this was the most saddening one. I bought my Sand Wedge during my trip to Japan, and I nicknamed it the "Japanese Steel")
-Trouble Wedge (aka as the T-wedge. For those of you who don't know it, it's the highest degree wedge you can have. If you knew anything about me and my T-wedge, you'd know that I've probably gained more strokes for using it than if I didn't. I very rarely hit a shot well with it)

Also, there have been an infinite amount of times where the group behind mine would yell out "You forgot a club!!"


Uhm.. have you looked in your... ass?
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:02 am

nietzsche wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:For those who don't understand the extent of my shitty memory, here's an example. I started golfing a few years ago, and here is the list of clubs that I have lost while golfing:

-3-iron
-5-iron
-Pitching Wedge
-Sand Wedge (this was the most saddening one. I bought my Sand Wedge during my trip to Japan, and I nicknamed it the "Japanese Steel")
-Trouble Wedge (aka as the T-wedge. For those of you who don't know it, it's the highest degree wedge you can have. If you knew anything about me and my T-wedge, you'd know that I've probably gained more strokes for using it than if I didn't. I very rarely hit a shot well with it)

Also, there have been an infinite amount of times where the group behind mine would yell out "You forgot a club!!"


Uhm.. have you looked in your... ass?


Many times. All I find is poop.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby john9blue on Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:29 am

Look deeper.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:32 am

All I find is a cheatcodes book for the Sega Genesis
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