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NaNoWriMo

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:53 pm

Does anybody else do this? It's short for "National Novel Writing Month". It's basically a challenge for participants to write 50,000 words of a novel in November. The idea is to start the novel in November, but you don't get anything out of it other than pride, so it really doesn't actually matter.

This is the site: http://www.nanowrimo.org

I like to think of it as a way to get past the procrastination and find motivation to write. It doesn't always work, but it helps. And the material you come up with when you force yourself to keep writing can be pretty amazing (in more ways than one).
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:59 pm

Registered ages back, getting pretty excited about it all now.

Also, if anybody can find the flagrant troll threads I posted in their forums, then I'll gift you five self-respect points.
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Backglass on Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:04 pm

"NANOWRIMO"

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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:37 pm

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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:53 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Registered ages back, getting pretty excited about it all now.

Also, if anybody can find the flagrant troll threads I posted in their forums, then I'll gift you five self-respect points.


*goes to look frantically*

Those forums are really boring...
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:11 pm

Yep.

Dull as shit, and 90% female. They were crying out for a little bit of troll action.
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:17 pm

Oh god, so many forums, so many possibilies.

Could it be in Erotic Fiction? Fantasy? Off-topics? NaNoWriMo Ate My Soul?

I'll never find a troll thread...
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:22 pm

InkL0sed wrote:Oh god, so many forums, so many possibilies.
And so many people who take their own artistic endeavours incredibly seriously.

Now you mention it, I think that a "what do you think of my concept" dunked into the middle of the 'erotic fiction' sub-forum is a guaranteed firestarter. The only difficult thing is choosing from the myriad trolling angles available.

Really, I ought to dedicate less time to ruining stranger's fun, and more time to thinking of a plot for my upcoming work of fiction. So to get this back on topic, dear other participants, what are you thinking of writing about this month?
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby pimpdave on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:36 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote: So to get this back on topic, dear other participants, what are you thinking of writing about this month?



Pizza. And why it is delicious.

It is a very serious work of fiction.
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:37 pm

Last year I did what is known a "dare novel". I took as many dares as I could and tried to tie them into a coherent plot.

I ended up with a pedophile hero, stalking a severely dysfunctional couple who had adopted his biological son, who believes himself to be a prophet. The hero turns out to be an alien, his son actually has super powers, and in the mean time an evil corporation called Spork Nation is plotting to take over the world, with the help of rival aliens. In a few words.
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Frigidus on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:56 pm

InkL0sed wrote:Last year I did what is known a "dare novel". I took as many dares as I could and tried to tie them into a coherent plot.

I ended up with a pedophile hero, stalking a severely dysfunctional couple who had adopted his biological son, who believes himself to be a prophet. The hero turns out to be an alien, his son actually has super powers, and in the mean time an evil corporation called Spork Nation is plotting to take over the world, with the help of rival aliens. In a few words.


I smell a sitcom!
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby pimpdave on Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:07 pm

I am writing a novel write now about the future.

It is called 1984 and it is about how these animals have a farm but get accidentally stranded on an island without any parental supervision and the conch and then tinkerbell but not before the fires of Mordor and then something about gadgets an Astin Martin and Q.

Also fucking. Lots and lots of fucking. No novel is any good without at least one reference to a purple-headed warrior spelunking in an unexplored birth cave.
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:11 pm

This has to be one:

Dear <insertnamehere>
DM wrote:OMG I HAS A BIG HEAD NOW I GET TO MAKE THIS THREAD. ;D

Anyway, it's NaNo season. We're all plotting.
But that doesn't mean our muses want to help us out.
And this is where we yell at them.
It's also where we yell at our MCs for being morbidly stupid. XD

D-cha shall start with...

Dear Mercado,
JESUS *BLEEPIN* CHRIST MAN, WHAT IS YOUR *BLEEPIN* DEAL?!
Okay, had to get that off my chest.
But srs bsns, mate. First you go without giving me any ideas whatsoever, and then you give me inspiration for four stories at once?!
How do you expect me to pick?!
I hate you. Remind me for Screnzy! '09 to use Zasahara as my muse.
Notlove, DM
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Fircoal on Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:25 pm

I'M DOING IT!!!! ^_^
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Skoffin on Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:39 pm

Mine is about zombies, and a sociopath that shoots people along with them.

Anyway, I need help with ideas. <_<
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:44 pm

You could have a zombie be a main character. Its thoughts could be hilariously stupid and repetitive. Or perhaps, it could have a lot of moments of very deep thought, inevitably interrupted by "Brains!"

Perhaps the zombie is the hero, and the sociopath is the villain.
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Skoffin on Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:48 pm

Beats the advice I got on Facebook

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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby tzor on Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:12 pm

My NaNo is based on hearing "Hotel Califorina" one too many times and thinking about vampires and werewolves.

That and a really odd twisting of the original vampire and werewolf games from white wolf. Three vampires escape to the shadow land of the werewolves and start to pull victims in from their dreams. The Main Character is a Tea Party politician who wins an election in a predominantly democratic state (it never gets mentioned but either Califorina or New York could work as the location). The Mistress grooms him to be one of her "pretty boys" (vampires) while the other politicians who are all Democrats are crying foul. Werewolves also get involved as one of them is a major player in the tea party movement.

Synopsis: Hotel Califorina
On a dark desert highway;
that’s now an interstate
People drive into the fog;
only to meet their fate.
In shadows of dream land;
there the vampires hide;
Werewolves roam the starless night;
while they hide inside.

Excerpt: Hotel Califorina
It was a dark moonless midnight and the Interstate was barren of traffic as he drove home from yet another important political event just barely a week before the people would go to the polls to decide if he was worthy to replace a person who they had previously elected, not once, but several times. Many had tried, of course, but none had succeeded. The polls still showed him behind, but he was full of hope.
But all that was, for the moment, behind him as he drove the lonely Interstate in near silence in his hybrid car. It was his wife and his two lovely daughters that were in his mind at the moment; the reason he was driving home as opposed to staying overnight at some two-bit cheep hotel along the way. Elections were important, he realized, but family is forever. It was the one constant in a stormy sea of life, the one true port of safety in an ocean of storms, because there was someone who he could always count on no matter what, and she knew the same was true with him.
It was this thought that kept him from thinking about the political event that he was driving from, the complete desolation of the Interstate before him, nestled on the sloping mountains. There were no cars driving alongside him and no cars coming towards him on the other side of the Interstate. There were even no lights along the way. It was truly a dark highway, and with the exception of himself, completely deserted.
At first, he failed to notice the fog. Wisps of fog started to dance around his headlights until they became thicker and thicker. With his mind focused on his family it was easy to miss the obvious questions. Where did the fog roll in from? Why is there fog this far inland? Still the fog got thicker and thicker. He lowered his headlights from high beam to low beam and still the fog became thicker. He had heard the expression “as thick as pea soup” but never experienced actually driving in the stuff. It was getting hard to even see the lines on the asphalt pavement before him. He knew he had to pull over, before he drove off the road at a high rate of speed.
Pulling over to a reasonable spot on the breakdown lane, he activated his emergency flashers, wondering how effective they would be in this thick deep fog. Soon all was quiet, as his engine shut itself completely off. He knew that the engine would restart itself long before the battery would run out. The lights constantly blinking in the fog as silence reigned everywhere. Soon he started nodding his head; then he fell asleep.
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Fircoal on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:31 am

I <3 Nano. Now this just serves as another reminder of how I should be writing right now. I only have 13039 words so far! D:
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:45 am

I Was going to do it, but I'm pretty lazy. My daughter is doing it though - but it's a lot easier for her as I only put her goal at 1500 words :)
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby InkL0sed on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:08 pm

1500? That's less than a day's worth for regular Nano... how old is your daughter?

I was actually considering doing it again this year myself after a two or three year hiatus, but I realized that that was stupid - I already have a completely abnormal sleeping schedule from schoolwork. I think I'll do it in December though.
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:37 pm

She's 7 and it's her first attempt at a real novel, so I set it low. She wrote 121 the first day, so she's on track to write 3000+ if she writes daily (our goal).
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby spurgistan on Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:13 pm

I don't need no guldanged society telling me when to write. My GPA is proof of that.
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby tzor on Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:38 pm

spurgistan wrote:I don't need no guldanged society telling me when to write. My GPA is proof of that.


Bah, humbug! You couldn't write crap if you wanted to ... your GPA is proof of that. You can't write 1667 crappy words a day for 30 days straight.

I on the other hand can write 2500+ words a day that make "it was a dark and stromy night" seem good. :twisted:
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Re: NaNoWriMo

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:04 am

tzor wrote:
spurgistan wrote:I don't need no guldanged society telling me when to write. My GPA is proof of that.


Bah, humbug! You couldn't write crap if you wanted to ... your GPA is proof of that. You can't write 1667 crappy words a day for 30 days straight.

I on the other hand can write 2500+ words a day that make "it was a dark and stromy night" seem good. :twisted:


From your input here I can quite believe it.
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