owenshooter: He Smells Like a Daisy.

[Optimus Prime]

I'm just sayin' is all.

[InsomniaRed]

I'm just sayin' is all.

I misss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

[Masli]

[the.killing.44]

Locking this for baiting…

[Optimus Prime]

Locking this for baiting…

No you aren't. You aren't a moderator last I checked. I think we shall let owenshooter decide if he thinks it is baiting or not.

[the.killing.44]

Locking this for baiting…

No you aren't. You aren't a moderator last I checked. I think we shall let owenshooter decide if he thinks it is baiting or not.

f*ck me, thought I had everyone fooled. Good thing you were here to step up and save the day!

[jefjef]

Shouldn't there be a poll so we can democratically decide if that smell is really daisy like?

[happy2seeyou]

Hey OP, hope you are doing well

[Timminz]

TOTY 2010

[Army of GOD]

Locking this for baiting…

No you aren't. You aren't a moderator last I checked. I think we shall let owenshooter decide if he thinks it is baiting or not.

When did ijex get here...

[squishyg]

i always imagined owen smelled like colt 45 and some girl named Daisy

[trapyoung]

Actually Daisy smells like owenshooter

[owenshooter]

about time OP showed up around here!!!-the black jesus

[InsomniaRed]

about time OP showed up around here!!!-0

He missed you!!! He made a thread just for you, that's pretty damn special. Lucky

[elfish_lad]

I have an number of questions with regard to the original post by Prime.

a) How the hell does he know what owen smells like? Seriously. Was it a "bro-hug"? Was it doubles figure skating? Dancing with the Stars All Male Review? I'm curious. Not judging. Narg would hurt me if was I was judgmental. Just interested. Maybe a bit nosey.

b) Was OP being ironic? If so, why the hell don't we have an ironic smiley? Do we? If so, since I loath them and don't use them... almost ever, have I missed it?!?!

c) Is he thinking that we don't realize that the Black Jesus is often filled with self-acrimony and hypocrisy while at the same time admiring his tenacity for challenging the perceived establishment while groaning at his (perceived once more) self-aggrandizement? Who knows?

d) And finally, is smell really all that relevant on the Inter-Gates?

Perhaps we shall never know. Or? .44 will tell us and then we shall!

[the.killing.44]

b) Was OP being ironic? If so, why the hell don't we have an ironic smiley? Do we? If so, since I loath them and don't use them... almost ever, have I missed it?!?!

As in, "We don't want you to get banned again, do we now "

[BoganGod]

The smell of a daisy will vary depending on the conditions the daisy is grown in. For example a daisy grown close to a side walk, with a high level of canine traffic, will smell like dog pee...... Now lilies of the valley or carnations.

[Optimus Prime]

about time OP showed up around here!!!-the black jesus

Ha! I made a bet in Live Chat that you would post in this thread before 14 posts had been made. I was right!

[InsomniaRed]

about time OP showed up around here!!!-the black jesus

Ha! I made a bet in Live Chat that you would post in this thread before 14 posts had been made. I was right!

I can vouch for this.

[Masli]

about time OP showed up around here!!!-the black jesus

Ha! I made a bet in Live Chat that you would post in this thread before 14 posts had been made. I was right!

I can vouch for this.

lol, you said it

[owenshooter]

about time OP showed up around here!!!-the black jesus

Ha! I made a bet in Live Chat that you would post in this thread before 14 posts had been made. I was right!

i posted in it to show my support and understanding of the humor, otherwise it would have been locked... and thus far, bogan god has the best post...-the black jesus

[Vace Cooper]

Locking this for baiting…

No you aren't. You aren't a moderator last I checked. I think we shall let owenshooter decide if he thinks it is baiting or not.

agree 100%, Twill!!! rock on!!!

[ronsizzle]

aog's post was the best imo.

[Master Fenrir]

I completely disagree with OP. I think a Black Jesus would smell like pain and suffering with a hint of hope. I have purchased Black Jesus seeds from Walmart and will let you know the results about 2 months.

[InsomniaRed]

I completely disagree with OP. I think a Black Jesus would smell like pain and suffering with a hint of hope. I have purchased Black Jesus seeds from Walmart and will let you know the results about 2 months.

Just buy the car air freshener in that scent. It's just as good without all the work.