Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

by **Victor Sullivan** on Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:14 pm

Can I has spot in game? I is from US. That okay yes?

-Sully

by **nietzsche** on Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:50 pm

by **notyou2** on Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:14 pm

Are you playing for Venezuela Nietzche?

by **nietzsche** on Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:47 pm

Why Venezuela?? I don't get the joke 8-[

by **rouge02** on Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:04 pm

In for the Caribbean (Trinidad & Tobago)

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:43 pm

I met a friendly local here in Fresno who took me to a place where they store a hand-cranked internet connection so I am able to quickly pop-in to update the challenger list:

Northern Round

Representing the United States of America
1. saxitoxin
2. mviola
3. squishyg

Representing the Dominion of Canada
4. notyou2
5. Baron Von PWN

Representing the United Mexican States
6. nietzsche

Representing the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago
7. rouge02
Vacant
8.

Southern Round
Vacant
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Waiting List
1. Victor Sullivan

by **notyou2** on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:58 pm

Canada's official coat of arms looks the best.

Canada wins!!!

Our lion and horse will make mince meat of all those silly birds.

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:09 pm

updated

Northern Round

Representing the United States of America
1. saxitoxin
2. mviola
3. squishyg

Representing the Dominion of Canada
4. notyou2
5. Baron Von PWN

Representing the United Mexican States
6. nietzsche
7. army of nobunga

Representing the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago
8. rouge02

Southern Round
Vacant
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Waiting List
1. Victor Sullivan

by **nietzsche** on Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:16 pm

saxi, what is plan B for filling the South America game?

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:37 pm

nietzsche wrote:saxi, what is plan B for filling the South America game?

I send you on a road-trip down the Pan-American Highway handing out 1-Laptop-Per-Child computers and premium memberships.

by **theherkman** on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:47 pm

In for the USA

by **theherkman** on Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:18 am

Get rid of the southern and double up on northern slots.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:36 pm

updated

Northern Round

Representing the United States of America
1. saxitoxin
2. mviola
3. squishyg

Representing the Dominion of Canada
4. notyou2
5. Baron Von PWN

Representing the United Mexican States
6. nietzsche
7. army of nobunga

Representing the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago
8. rouge02

Southern Round

Representing the Pan-American Highway
1. chraruce*
Vacant
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

* chraruce lives in the U.S., is a Mexican citizen but spends a large amount of time in South America on business; ergo, the S.A. elected him to represent the Pan-American Highway

Waiting List
1. Victor Sullivan
2. theherkman

by **Victor Sullivan** on Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:47 pm

Can I play for Columbia? I visited there once, cuz I knew a lotta Spanish then and went with my old Spanish teacher.

-Sully?

by **notyou2** on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:36 pm

Charuce, isn't that the chick on the show Laugh In that wore a fruit basket on her head and shook her bodacious tatas?

by **saxitoxin** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:03 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Can I play for Columbia? I visited there once, cuz I knew a lotta Spanish then and went with my old Spanish teacher.

-Sully?

Let me check.

NON!

ATTENTION CHALLENGERS - RECRUIT SOUTH AMERICANS. PEOPLE FROM PANAMA, COLOMBIA, VENEZUELA AND ECUADOR SPECIALLY!

Here is the new All-Americas Friendship Challenge 60-Second Teaser Trailer to aid in your recruitment efforts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Nm59cYgEc

by **nietzsche** on Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:58 am

saxi, do you make those videos??

by **Victor Sullivan** on Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:36 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:Can I play for Columbia? I visited there once, cuz I knew a lotta Spanish then and went with my old Spanish teacher.

-Sully?

Let me check.

NON!

Nein! What if I'm in Colombia by Dec 1 21:30?

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:12 am

Victor Sullivan wrote:Nein! What if I'm in Colombia by Dec 1 21:30?

Non! But if you are there by that time on November 30, then yes.

ATTENTION! Here is the Plan B:

If not enough sign-up then there will be three five-man casual games open to freemiums followed by a 3-man finale in lieu of two eight-man speed games followed by a 2-man finale. The reason for decreasing the number from 8 to 5 in the event we go casual is that I have zero-to-one tolerance for casual games. Ol' Saxi has acquired ADHD.

If this happens, the new division will be:

NORTH SECTOR GAME - (Canada, USA)
1. saxitoxin (USA)
2. mviola (USA)
3. squishyg (USA)
4. notyou2 (Canada)
5. Baron Von PWN (Canada)

CENTRAL SECTOR GAME - (Mexico, Central America, Caribbean)
1. nietzsche (Mexico)
2. Army of Nobunga (Mexico)
3. rogue2 (T&T)
4. open
5. open

SOUTH SECTOR GAME - (South America)
1. chraruce (Pan-American Highway System)
2. open
3. open
4. open
5. open

This would be a real suck-fest. So, the hopes of an entire hemisphere now rest with nietzsche, as the most literate Spanish writer of the group, to find 5-7 hispanohablantes from Central and South America by Tuesday! (since Guyana is disqualified from participation, Baron escapes any responsibility for dredging up some francophone South Americans)

by **nietzsche** on Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:43 am

I posted in the Spanish Forum but they don't seem to care. I will ask personally. Another option is to invite Spaniards, you can think of the South America of Virreyes.

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:22 am

nietzsche wrote:invite Spaniards

That is definitely not in the Bolivarian spirit of this game!

by **agressivo** on Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:31 am

Invite me plz

South sector.

by **Expetrapaorpo** on Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:32 am

Well, since Nietzche sent me the link to this threat, I could be interested in joining, but somebody can please give me the short version to save me from reading all 7 pages??

Thanks

by **Conquistadores** on Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:46 am

south sector!

by **Rodion** on Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:26 am

Expetrapaorpo wrote:Well, since Nietzche sent me the link to this threat, I could be interested in joining, but somebody can please give me the short version to save me from reading all 7 pages??

Thanks

I second that.