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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby angola on Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:09 am

So, apparently since I haven't updated my BoB in ages, I still have access to it.

Just took a Poison Rome turn with BoB on the entire time and took a snap in chat.

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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby Bruceswar on Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:14 am

What version please?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby Doppelsoldat on Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:49 am

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Moonchild wrote:Simply put: April fools team of CC are bunch of morons...tempering with visuals is one thing but when it hinders functionality...I call that just annoying and idiotic.


lol.... how does this hinder functionality? Anyone with a longer education of english than 3 months should be able to understand this easily.

Its just sad how some people mix up incompetency with a lack of humor.


You only assume people speak English well and get the joke..


Yes, the ones who dont should keep out and refrain from ruining the day for everyone.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby Kabanellas on Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:02 am

I found it quite amusing to be honest :) ...but for the first 10 minutes. That was until I realized that there's no BOB available :ugeek:
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby owenshooter on Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:31 am

oh no!!!! cheaters can't use their BooB program!!! Bork, bork bork!!!-the black chef
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:35 am

Why are you all so dependent on BOB? Seriously guy, can't you win without extra gadgets like that?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby pascalleke on Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:47 am

So now we have an update ...bob and snaps working again ...is the CC crew realizing this joke was not really a practical one?

It says on the definition on aprils fools day people make practical jokes ;) , i am wondering what was the "practical "joking on taking a addiction like bob away from the hurd like us?

i like jokes and humor , it makes people laugh , smile and live , but may i suggest that not all "jokes "are liked by the mass? :roll: so next time think of a more "practical joke ;)

or something like that O:)
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby timrs2001 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:03 am

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Jippd wrote:Only door a or b son...a or b


I'm not your son, buddy.


I'm not your buddy, guy!

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I'm not your guy, buddy! Son... er... Dad? :)
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby Commander9 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:37 am

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Gold Knight wrote:I'm not your buddy, guy!


I'm not your guy, friend!


I'm not your friend, buddy!


I'm not your buddy, guy!
But... It was so artistically done.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby natty dread on Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:57 am

I don't see what people were getting their panties in a twist for... BOB is an add-on, ie. it's not CC:s responsibility to make sure that it works all the time. CC allows users to create and use add-ons, but since they are not officially a part of the site, there's no way you can blame CC if they don't work.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby owenshooter on Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:59 am

natty_dread wrote:I don't see what people were getting their panties in a twist for... BOB is an add-on, ie. it's not CC:s responsibility to make sure that it works all the time. CC allows users to create and use add-ons, but since they are not officially a part of the site, there's no way you can blame CC if they don't work.

exact-a-mundo!!!! some of us don't use add on/cheats, and we don't care!!! they aren't CC's responsibility to make sure they work!!! the site is working fine, your cheat add ons aren't!!! Bork, bork, bork!!-the black chef
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:10 am

Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby L M S on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:00 am

I say they bring back "flip the board' or whatever it was called from last year...lol.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby johnnyb1 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:17 am

Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?


If you're a native English speaker, it's easy. But if you're not a native English speaker or a non-native who's highly fluent, it's going to be a different story entirely.

(Edited to add the "highly fluent" part)
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:05 am

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Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?

If you're a native English speaker, it's easy. But if you're not a native English speaker, it's going to be a different story entirely.

I beg to disagree.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby targetman377 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:13 am

after 100 votes its even holy shit!!! with my vote i just tied it up this is interesting to me.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby natty dread on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:17 am

johnnyb1 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?


If you're a native English speaker, it's easy. But if you're not a native English speaker, it's going to be a different story entirely.


I'm not a native english speaker and I have no problems whatsoever
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby Woodruff on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:25 am

Jippd wrote:Poll just wondering what people think


It's as if the owners of the site want to see just how much utter crap they can feed us before we just leave in disgust.

Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?


You mean like the fact that they're spending their time coding this utter crap instead of implementing the suggestions that have been in the To-Do list for four years? Something of substance like that?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby johnnyb1 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:26 am

natty_dread wrote:
johnnyb1 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?


If you're a native English speaker, it's easy. But if you're not a native English speaker, it's going to be a different story entirely.


I'm not a native english speaker and I have no problems whatsoever


You're also highly fluent in English. I should have said if you're not a native English speaker and are not highly fluent, it's going to be a different story entirely.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby bonzifan on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:37 am

natty_dread wrote:
johnnyb1 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?


If you're a native English speaker, it's easy. But if you're not a native English speaker, it's going to be a different story entirely.


I'm not a native english speaker and I have no problems whatsoever
I very much doubt that anyone commenting on this post will be of the lack of fluency that they have difficulty with the words.

I personally have no problem with the "Borkified" stuff for one day. Bob is only useful to me to help me to work out how new maps work, and I don't mind not having that ability for one day.

However, I do think it could cause problems for english learners of intermediate level or below.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:38 am

I absolutely love the humor in this. I don't use BOB, so I guess I'm not as annoyingly affected, but the humor in it surpasses me not being able to play a freestyle speed effectively for a little bit ;)

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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:46 am

what is "bork, bork, bork!" supposed to mean anyway?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby Sniper08 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:54 am

it is funny up til the point i realised BOB wasnt working now i just have to slow down taking my turns until BOB is back,still funny though but i would find it funnier with BOB working
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby timrs2001 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:55 am

shieldgenerator7 wrote:what is "bork, bork, bork!" supposed to mean anyway?


See this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6bnUVbUWw
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:32 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Jippd wrote:Poll just wondering what people think


It's as if the owners of the site want to see just how much utter crap they can feed us before we just leave in disgust.

I ask myself, "does Woodruff actually lack a funny bone? Can someone be this humourless?" And then I look at your avatar and it all becomes crystal clear.

:lol: :lol:


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Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?

You mean like the fact that they're spending their time coding this utter crap instead of implementing the suggestions that have been in the To-Do list for four years? Something of substance like that?


Yeah, something like that.

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