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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:00 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:Speaking of, this is the first time I'm looking forward to summer so that I can eat food. I haven't had barbecued shrimp in a few months.


I fucking love barbecued shrimp.

do you hibernate during the winter or do you just choice not to eat during the winter months what about Christmas ham???


1. My college doesn't ever have barbecued shrimp
2. Have you ever tried barbecuing in the winter, when it snows?

I do not like barbecue sauce. its a shame it was ever invented


At the risk of being obvious.
If you don't like the ones you can buy make one you do like.

:lol: well maybe i want to be lazy and selfish?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:09 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:The Bene Gesserit Littany Against Farts

"I shall not fart. Fart is the nose killer. I shall let my fart pass over me and through me, and when it has gone I shall looks to see where it has been. There will be nobody. Only I will remain."

sounds transcendental. a new fart yoga?


You'd have to be a Dune fan to get the reference.

Wait, I stand corrected. There's no such thing as a Dune fan.

You'd have to be a person-who-read-Dune-and-pretended-to-absolutely-and-utterly-love-it-even-though-he-absolutely-hated-it-because-that's-what-all-the-hot-chicks-were-reading-in-the-70s-and-if-you-didn't-have-a-great-body-and-needed-to-seduce-chicks-with-your-brilliant-mind-you-had-to-be-able-to-toss-off-Dune-quotes-at-least-as-readily-as-you-could-toss-off-Lord-of-the-Rings-quotes.

That kind of person.


I'm a legitimate Dune fan. I don't need its quotes to help my game, either. :) You're implications otherwise are insulting. May Shai-Hulud eat you.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:52 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I'm a legitimate Dune fan. I don't need its quotes to help my game, either. :) You're implications otherwise are insulting. May Shai-Hulud eat you.


Your crysknife slides close to my heart. :(

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:01 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I'm a legitimate Dune fan. I don't need its quotes to help my game, either. :) You're implications otherwise are insulting. May Shai-Hulud eat you.


Your crysknife slides close to my heart. :(

I give water to the dead.


:)

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:27 pm

Quirk wrote:BPotW

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I endorse this. **Leaves behind a bunch of dangerous-bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:23 pm

Maximilian

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"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:28 pm

Another Dune quote

Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset.
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"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:38 pm

Despite the double anus I think this guy has a cool name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximilianus_Transylvanus
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:33 pm

the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW-----------------------Issue 3 4/20/2011ad
FOOD!------COMIC!!!!-------Target's history fact of the week------ WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!-----Pic of the week-------this week in the thread----Question of the week----INTERVIEW!!!

Food


One of the things that makes humans all the same is that we all need food! That’s right, we all need to eat. Over the thousands of post we have talked about a lot of food!
jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
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jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:and your all wrong another hint

YOU DO NOT EAT AT THIS PLACE!!!!

Ah, so it IS MacDonalds!
(I don't eat at MacDonalds)


WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JONESTHECURL

he comes from the island over there of course he never has gone a mcds he is too busy eating crumpets and tea :D

'tis true that I do love crumpets and I do love tea.
And I do not consider MCD's to be food.Fodder, possibly. Nutrition, at a stretch.
But not food.

MacDonals is a fun place to eat unless you eat crumpets and tea! Well if you can find a MacDonals I bet the only place you might find it is in china! Where copyright laws do not exist!
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strike wolf wrote:I have come here to preach the value of good eating habits.

Over the past few years I have started to gain weight mostly due to poor eating habits. I didn't consider them that important due to the fact I've been fairly active physically and I didn't feel bad. But none the less I was starting to notice a bit of a pouch and decided to eat healthier. So all I did was cut out all soft drinks and cut back on fried food and now a week later I already am feeling the results. I feel great maybe better than I have since high school.


Army of GOD disagrees with this sentiment.


Army of GOD is a registered trademark of Dr. Pepper and Frito Lay

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Lone wolf has determined to eat healthier.Funny how we don’t know if he is still sticking to it? We may never know if lone wolf is sticking to his goal.However we do know that Army of God is a registered trademark of Dr. Pepper. But wait there is more!!!!! He is a registered trademark of Frito lay! (he must lay around a lot!)

Talking about food we have to mention that Banana Andy loves so much, but who is Richard? One can only ponder what Andy thinks sometimes!

AndyDufresne wrote:**Wonders what will come along in this food-web and eat a Richard. Munches on a banana inside a Richard.**


--Andy


Jonsey made us some food as we read the newsletter!!!


jonesthecurl wrote:I just finished making the party food - the last thing I made was a fruit slad (lots pof banana! I poured a little peach scnapps over it, and at the last moment an inspiration hit me, and I added a handful of dark chocolate shavings.

I bet right after this post Lone wolf stopped being healthy after remember cookies where so good, especially Apeys cookie!
apey wrote:*follows a trail of cookie crumbs into the thread, looks around shakes her head, feels lost then leaves*


COMIC!!!!!! Time.

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What would make this comic better is if it said Conquer club.

Target’s history fact of the week.
Today 4/20/11 in history!
1871 – The Civil Rights Act of 1871 becomes law.
1836 – U.S. Congress passes an act creating the Wisconsin Territory.
# 1945 – World War II: Fuehrerbunker: Adolf Hitler makes his last trip to the surface to award Iron Crosses to boy soldiers of the Hitler Youth.
# 1961 – Failure of the Bay of Pigs Invasion of US-backed troops against Cuba.

WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!! *NEW SECTION*

Quirk wrote:
autoload wrote:I am here.


It's been a year since autoload's last post.
I thought I'd post an old pic in his honor.
He always liked this one:

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What was not said in this post, you ask? How could a Board game talk? Well it is not a picture of a board game it is actually a plan that quirk, auto and targetman377 (a.k.a me) plans that we used to restore balance within the world form Jonesy and lone’s 2003 epic grape to take over the world. It was a great and epic war! Now yes Jonesy and lone did not have any bad ideas such as Hitler did! But we feel that the free market is the best way to go for governments. Having only one leader is a monopoly and we do not like that!!! I should mention that it was more war games than anything as anyone of us could take over the world without that much firepower but what would be the fun of that I ask? Don’t worry no plastic men were hurt in the making of this war!!! ONLY REAL PEOPLE!!!! But People are a renewable resource. So next time you go out remember the forgotten war over the world!!!! So now we know a little piece of secrete history that you will find in the longest thread, thread!

BEST PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!

Top winner!!!!
An oldie but classic.
Quirk wrote:I worked all night like I always do on Saturday night. If I hurry I may make it to bed before noon.

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By quirk!!! Congratulations !!!
Runner ups!!!!

Quirk wrote:Maximilian

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By Quirk and also
Army of GOD wrote:This post gets my official meal of approval

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This week in the Thread

We explored a BLACK HOLE!!!

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We also herd God yelling!!! Well we explored the black hole.


targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:Alright, there's still time for me to get you out before the black hole was serious effects on you... here, grab onto this inter-dimensional rope.

ponders the meaning of life as time slows down all around me! :-k :-k *Looks at rope. me kinda likes it here peaceful and slow!!! I think i will take a vacation!


GOD: COMES BOOMING IN!!!! HEY THERE YOU ARE NOW YOU HAVE PUTTING OFF YOUR WORK FOR TOO LONG AND TAKING TO MANY VACATION HOURS SO GRAB ON TO THAT ROPE AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!!



God is such a kill joy! I HERD THAT oh thanks shieldgenerator i was just gonna go through the black hole? are you telling me you have never done it? well back when me and lone where kick'en back in the tardalise we would do it all the time!!!! Fun stuff you should try it IF you got the nerve.

We also learned that Lone was neglecting his mod responsibility!!! Idid not want to get political but I feel that knowledge is the power to improving this site!!! And now you know!!! The more you know the more you well….. know!!!
muy_thaiguy wrote:So you've been neglecting your mod responsibilities of banning random or well liked posters to play mafia?!

I'm so proud of you.


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Question of the week!

Answer to last week’s question
the coffee-drinking, Prince Cigar-smoking German in the green house owns the fish in Einstein's riddle.
We did not have any right answers to the question gl this week!!!!
It’s a game first one to post the correct answer wins use all means possible answer is reviled on Wednesday!! GL to all who participate.
IT’S A short one this week!!!
How do you make seven even?
Gl again

INTERVIEW

Today we have an interview of ARMY OF GOD!!! (Thanks aog for participating!!!!!) These interviews are meant to get to know the poster of the longest thread.
1. Why should you be an elder?

Army of GOD=Because I'm awesome

2. If you where an elder would you grow a beard if so what color would you die it?

Army of GOD=I would dye* it hot pink, like any other cool person

3.What is your favorite post in the longest thread thread?

Army of GOD=My very first post

4. If you could ask one question to us what would it be?

Army of GOD=Muy_thaiguy, where are you keeping autoload?

5.if you could only live in a bus, or plane, or an aircraft carrier? and why?

Army of GOD=I'll assume you meant: "If you had to live in a bus, a plane, or an aircraft carrier, which one would you choose and why?". Anyway, I'd choose an aircraft carrier, but only if I could bring a girl with me. And because aircraft carriers are fucking awesome

6. what is your favorite army?

Army of GOD=Mongolian horde

7.How do you get a post off topic in this thread?

Army of GOD=Talk about how on-topic the current conversation is

8. what kind of animal do you feel like right now???

Army of GOD=Zyzzyva

9. if you could be any page in this thread what page would you be?

Army of GOD=The first page, because then I'd be 'number one'

10. do :D :D you :? :? :? like 8-) 8-) 8-) smiles :shock: :shock: in :P :P peoples :oops: :oops: :oops: post? :?:

Army of GOD=Only if a hot girl is posting them

IF you want to make a section write it up email to me and you will find out every wendsday if you make the cut.

By sending me the article you are giving me the rights to that article and I have the right to edit it and change it as I see fit. And also I can keep it in reserves as long as I see fit. I will give you full credit.

Thanks!!!!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:34 pm

yes its that time again!!!! YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE WEEK!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:16 am

GREATEST NEWSLETTER EVER
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:04 am

That was so cool!!!!!!!!! 8-)
Answer: take out the s (sorry for being a spoil sport)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:56 am

**Munches on a newsworthy-banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:41 am

thanks guys I touched it up a little bit after all i just almost missed the deadline lol my time that is. For jonsey it was already close to 1 am on Thursday. Glad you all liked it!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:04 pm

date!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:47 pm

It's the 21st of April.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:57 pm

strike wolf wrote:It's the 21st of April.

thank you for telling us!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:01 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:It's the 21st of April.

thank you for telling us!!!


You're welcome for asking.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:47 am

new page pic!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:13 pm

farewell, my friends. I am going on a special journey this weekend. Chances are, I shall make it back alive. But you never know with these secret missions. If I'm not back by Sunday or Monday, please do honor my spiritual presence. Have a good Easter and God bless you all!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:18 pm

Just to be clear, I only had auto for a month as a prisoner. Last I saw of him, he was making his way towards AOG's house because AOG wanted some "alone time" with him.
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:40 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:farewell, my friends. I am going on a special journey this weekend. Chances are, I shall make it back alive. But you never know with these secret missions. If I'm not back by Sunday or Monday, please do honor my spiritual presence. Have a good Easter and God bless you all!
-SG7

You have a good mission and best of luck not getting blown up and all!!! ;) If you would of told lone or I we could have bough-tin some Protection!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:41 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Just to be clear, I only had auto for a month as a prisoner. Last I saw of him, he was making his way towards AOG's house because AOG wanted some "alone time" with him.

Well now we have a story here Watson! So mr AOG When was the last time you saw him? we will find Auto!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:13 pm

targetman377 wrote:new page pic!
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Target...when did you start going to the gym?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:14 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:farewell, my friends. I am going on a special journey this weekend. Chances are, I shall make it back alive. But you never know with these secret missions. If I'm not back by Sunday or Monday, please do honor my spiritual presence. Have a good Easter and God bless you all!
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