demonfork wrote:Ode to Sitzaholic the fallen one...
Sitz coveting the top score spot currently held by King_Herpes, he sets out to make CC history.
Sitz realizing how incredibly difficult it is to gain points when one reaches the 5000 point mark, (something only a handful of us understand) he starts to fixate...staying up at night, pondering, plotting, he finally yells out "I AM THE GREAT BLITZAHOLIC...THIS IS MY DESTINY!" but to no avail...more elusive than ever the top score calls out to him louder almost deafening ..he starts questioning everything, including himself, he is alone.
Haunted by the top score position's persistent beckoning, he starts to feel desperate until Sitz finally comes to a crossroads in his CC career when then Devil presents him with an opportunity to make some easy points...In the past Sitz was always able to resist the temptations of the Devil but this time was different...he was tired, confused and weak..."I....can't.....hold....on....any...longer"... In the end Sitz finally succumbs to the Devils offer... "No one will know" he says "I can still be great"...The intoxicating effects of every precious extra point gained by the plummeting score of one unsuspecting tournament player was like crack to an addict....He was hooked and the Devil claimed victory yet again and what a great victory it was.
Sitz fearing the worst he tries to hold on, "I can hide this"...I have friends on the inside...I'm the Conqueror...I have the backing of THOTA God damn it"... but it was all for naught, the damage had been done and his people were out for blood...some wanted banishment others a point reset, an example needed to be made the people demanded it.
But I ask you-
Could there be any harsher punishment given then that of the now tainted name of a player once known as Blitzaholic?
-FIN-
You might be able to sell the movie rights to Hollywood...
but you have to have a happy ending, don't you...
i know, weave in an alien invasion and let blitz be the hero that saves the planet,
and gets taken to another world where--- well, you get the idea...