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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon May 09, 2011 2:37 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Accepted to USC =)

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon May 09, 2011 2:38 pm

targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:a new parachute tech? cool! can I test it next?

NO!!!!! i mean if I was mortal I would have died! By the way strike how was the poison drink I gave you?

what do you mean I can't test it? I may be a mortal but i have shield power. Don't worry, I might even be able to help you work out your kinks. What do you say?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 09, 2011 3:09 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:a new parachute tech? cool! can I test it next?

NO!!!!! i mean if I was mortal I would have died! By the way strike how was the poison drink I gave you?

what do you mean I can't test it? I may be a mortal but i have shield power. Don't worry, I might even be able to help you work out your kinks. What do you say?

OK but my next design only uses dental floss. :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon May 09, 2011 3:11 pm

targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:a new parachute tech? cool! can I test it next?

NO!!!!! i mean if I was mortal I would have died! By the way strike how was the poison drink I gave you?

what do you mean I can't test it? I may be a mortal but i have shield power. Don't worry, I might even be able to help you work out your kinks. What do you say?

OK but my next design only uses dental floss. :D

no prob, I can glue it together with electro-magnetic force fields.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 09, 2011 3:22 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:a new parachute tech? cool! can I test it next?

NO!!!!! i mean if I was mortal I would have died! By the way strike how was the poison drink I gave you?

what do you mean I can't test it? I may be a mortal but i have shield power. Don't worry, I might even be able to help you work out your kinks. What do you say?

OK but my next design only uses dental floss. :D

no prob, I can glue it together with electro-magnetic force fields.

but then i will not get the proper readings! I mean AOG is already doing the physics report for me so IF you could hold off on the electro magnetic force field everything will be good
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon May 09, 2011 3:29 pm

Sully would now like to be referred to in this thread as Quistis. Pointless bonus points for anyone who knows who Quistis is without being a jerk and looking it up :P

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon May 09, 2011 3:41 pm

Sorry, Quistis, I don't know it without looking it up.
Ah, I see targetman. You must have some very special dental floss in order to use it in your experiment.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 09, 2011 8:11 pm

yes, yes it is!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon May 09, 2011 10:29 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon May 09, 2011 10:42 pm

Here's a couple of old pics

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon May 09, 2011 10:55 pm

A high of 90 degrees for the next two days

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue May 10, 2011 11:38 am

Quirk wrote:A high of 90 degrees for the next two days

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This is exactly what I'll be doing.

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**Munches on a banana while splashing in the water**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Tue May 10, 2011 6:44 pm

ah you look so cute in that picture!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue May 10, 2011 8:04 pm

bumpy bumpy
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue May 10, 2011 9:19 pm

i need a couple of subject ideas for the newsletter anyone wanna bounce some by make sure that i can relate them to this thread
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue May 10, 2011 9:39 pm

Random Awesomeness of the Week: Go to a random page and pick the most awesome post and explain why.

Terrible Tabloid: Take someone's post and twist it to make it something entirely different.

Weep before Quistis' Greatness: Do it. Now.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue May 10, 2011 11:45 pm

t- minus 15 min
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed May 11, 2011 12:05 am

The Longest Thread, Thread - Occasionally NSFW-----------------------issue 6 5/11/2011ad
Pancakes-------Random Awesomeness of the Week!------COMIC!!!!-------Target history fact of the week------ WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!-----Pic of the week-------this week in the thread----Question of the week----INTERVIEW!!!—overlooked post!!!!
Pancakes

What do we say about pancakes? We grew up with them we ate them with our parents! We got sticky over them. They were fun to cook and still are! When we eat them they bring a sense of family to us. We always ate them. But one of my favorite things to eat where

Anthrax821 wrote:Image
potato pancakes?


I loved potato pancakes more than anything. Why well my Dad made them and they were always good!! I remember only good dinners with potato pancakes. I don’t know why they were always really good. I guess well I have a soft spot for them. It reminds me of the good times I had well I was growing up. Potato pancakes are a reminder of better times.


Random Awesomeness of the Week:
To get this I went to http://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&m ... ml&rnd=new

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Or the answer to anything and everything, 42?



Wrong. Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy hasn't proven it's 42. Now we just need to understand what actually equals 42.

The estimated amount of regular posters in the Off Topics forum?


Dear god! I think you just solved it.

So the meaning of life is to post in the off-topic section of the forums?


THIS IS THE MOST AWESOMENESS POST OF THE WEEK!!!! Why of course the answer to everything is to post in this thread. Who could not argue with that? Well no one because this is the most awesome. Who could not argue with that logic either. I mean surly its full proof. I mean there really is nothing that would make this this.


COMIC!!!!!! Time.
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Target’s history fact of the week.
Today in history 5-11-11
1820 – Launch of HMS Beagle, the ship that took Charles Darwin on his scientific voyage.
1858 – Minnesota is admitted as the 32nd U.S. State.
1894 – Pullman Strike: Four thousand Pullman Palace Car Company workers go on a wildcat strike in Illinois.
1996 – The 1996 Everest disaster: on a single day eight people die during summit attempts on Mount Everest .

WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:a new parachute tech? cool! can I test it next?

NO!!!!! i mean if I was mortal I would have died! By the way strike how was the poison drink I gave you?

Take a sip of your drink and then I will tell you...how'd you like the mine field you landed on?

Me and lone have a good history of trying to kill each other! Yes it’s what we do for fun!

BEST PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!
Anthrax821 wrote:Image

potato pancakes?

sorry I have a soft spot for them It was a shoe in.
Runners up!!
Quirk wrote:Hello Joe.

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Quirk wrote:A high of 90 degrees for the next two days

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This week in the Thread
Quirk wrote:A high of 90 degrees for the next two days

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Andy goes to a public bath! Maybe he even meets a cute little lady monkey
Army of GOD wrote:ĤΨ=EΨ

Army of god talks crazy. Well that’s nothing new!
targetman377 wrote:Remember, remember the fifth of November,
gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot!

This post was for jonesy!!! He is British!!!
Advertising!!!
Word: it makes my newsletter for me which is really nice
Hope: hope it what’s keeps us going!
Minesweeper: hours of frustration!



Question of the week!
How many birthdays does an average man have?







Answer to last week’s question
SirSebstar wrote:
You are flying a plane that contains 500 passengers. The plane has 1 ton of fuel and the plane is 50 yards long. The plane is flying from Washington, D.C. to Dallas, Texas. What is the pilot's name?



The name of the pilot is: You.
taken quite literarry ofcourse..

Good job sirsebstar!!!!



INTERVIEWs
is with LONE WOLF!!!!

1.If you could choice your own death how would you like to go?

lone wolf: Probably something painless but for the sake of entertainment fighting a grizzly bear one on one.

2.are you actually a lone wolf?

lone wolf:Due to legal obligations my producer has told me not to reveal the answer to this question until after my movie has come out in the fall of 3006

3.what is your favorite thing to do?


lone wolf: Hurl rocks at nuclear squirrels to see how well they will dodge.

4. if you change one thing about the world what would you change?

lone wolf: I would make us breathe helium so we would all have funny voices

5. what is your favorite song?

lone wolf: Echoes by Pink Floyd

6. what is your favorite color?

lone wolf: Red

7. If you could go back in time what time would you pick?

lone wolf: Well I have travelled time on multiple ocassions but for the sake of humor I would go back to the 1970s so that I could personally beat up all in the line of some of our worst presidents...better go back to the 60s don't want to forget johnson.

8. apples or oranges?

lone wolf: Potatoes

9.do you like to drive?

lone wolf:Yes

10. how many miles must a man walk before he becomes a man?

lone wolf: The current law says 100 but I am wotrking on getting it up to 1200



Terrible Tabloid:
Are you dead?
Army of GOD wrote:I'm so cold. Why am I cold? It's warm outside.

How do you view women?
Army of GOD wrote:Too late. Now get me a sandwich. Ham only, plox.

If you could have sex with one person who would it be? And why?
Army of GOD wrote:6'3"? Christ.

I wish I was tall =(

How old would you describe yourself as? If you can’t make up your mind you can pick more than one age?
Army of GOD wrote:But 8,9,11,12 and 14 describe me!

Are you on meth?
Army of GOD wrote:can't sleep

Are you a member of Universal sex clan or USC?
Army of GOD wrote:Accepted to USC =)



OVER LOOKED POST!!!!!
jonesthecurl wrote:[watches trial of new "string vest" parachute with interest]

Jonesy is trying to pass third grade science class. It the one class he never finished. So he was watching to try to understand gravity however after this he did not do so well on the test and now has to retake it! Again. Well we wish you the best of luck!!!

By sending me the article you are giving me the rights to that article and I have the right to edit it and change it as I see fit. And also I can keep it in reserves as long as I see fit. I will give you full credit.

Thanks!!!!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed May 11, 2011 12:49 am

Sorry, but strike's interview wasn't as good as mine.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed May 11, 2011 1:07 am

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"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed May 11, 2011 5:58 am

Army of GOD wrote:Sorry, but strike's interview wasn't as good as mine.


You expect me to bring my A game for only 10 questions?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed May 11, 2011 8:23 am

cool post, radio active squirrel.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed May 11, 2011 10:07 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Sorry, but strike's interview wasn't as good as mine.


You expect me to bring my A game for only 10 questions?

how many would you like me too ask? is 10 to little?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed May 11, 2011 10:11 am

**Munches on a banana**

Nothing like a day of relaxation...

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed May 11, 2011 4:19 pm

BPotW

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