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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon May 09, 2011 7:40 pm

I for one also laughed out loud. Has anyone else in the fora laughed out loud as well, or was it just me, Timminz, and notyou2?


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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby radiojake on Mon May 09, 2011 7:54 pm

I chuckled at some of them, but I don't know if that constitutes as a 'laugh out loud'
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Mon May 09, 2011 8:02 pm

Try some of this. Timmy and BBS liked it.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Serbia on Mon May 09, 2011 9:17 pm

I laughed out loud, friends! :D
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby HapSmo19 on Mon May 09, 2011 9:22 pm

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Cactus grows in Detroit?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Timminz on Mon May 09, 2011 9:35 pm

Cacti.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby john9blue on Tue May 10, 2011 12:41 am

"grows" needs singular subject for subject-verb agreement

cactus is a proper noun (species of plant)

its a fine sentence lol
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Tue May 10, 2011 12:53 am

More than one cactus is an octopi.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby john9blue on Tue May 10, 2011 2:24 am

More than one octopus is fucking terrifying, especially if you're underwater.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby naxus on Tue May 10, 2011 8:23 pm

john9blue wrote:More than one octopus is fucking terrifying, especially if you're underwater.


Read this earlier today in the middle of class in the middle of a lecture and laughed hard enough to get thrown out of class. Thank you john
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue May 10, 2011 9:41 pm

naxus wrote:
john9blue wrote:More than one octopus is fucking terrifying, especially if you're underwater.


Read this earlier today in the middle of class in the middle of a lecture and laughed hard enough to get thrown out of class. Thank you john

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby radiojake on Tue May 10, 2011 9:43 pm

naxus wrote:
john9blue wrote:More than one octopus is fucking terrifying, especially if you're underwater.


Read this earlier today in the middle of class in the middle of a lecture and laughed hard enough to get thrown out of class. Thank you john


I'd also kick anyone out of my lecture whose attention span is so short that they need to be on the internet 24/7 -
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Tue May 10, 2011 9:53 pm

radiojake wrote:
naxus wrote:
john9blue wrote:More than one octopus is fucking terrifying, especially if you're underwater.


Read this earlier today in the middle of class in the middle of a lecture and laughed hard enough to get thrown out of class. Thank you john


I'd also kick anyone out of my lecture whose attention span is so short that they need to be on the internet 24/7 -


Kicking out the entire class isn't very practical.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue May 10, 2011 9:54 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
radiojake wrote:
naxus wrote:
john9blue wrote:More than one octopus is fucking terrifying, especially if you're underwater.


Read this earlier today in the middle of class in the middle of a lecture and laughed hard enough to get thrown out of class. Thank you john


I'd also kick anyone out of my lecture whose attention span is so short that they need to be on the internet 24/7 -


Kicking out the entire class isn't very practical.

But a lot less work.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby radiojake on Tue May 10, 2011 9:54 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
radiojake wrote:
naxus wrote:
john9blue wrote:More than one octopus is fucking terrifying, especially if you're underwater.


Read this earlier today in the middle of class in the middle of a lecture and laughed hard enough to get thrown out of class. Thank you john


I'd also kick anyone out of my lecture whose attention span is so short that they need to be on the internet 24/7 -


Kicking out the entire class isn't very practical.


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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby 2dimes on Wed May 11, 2011 12:20 pm

Hank44Soccer wrote:ImageIs that chick Snooki?

I don't know if she's Snooki but in that image she's by far the hottest little person I've seen.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Juan_Bottom on Wed May 11, 2011 3:12 pm

There's a little person in Jackass 3 that's kinda cute, yo.

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Postby 2dimes on Wed May 11, 2011 4:12 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:There's a little person in Jackass 3 that's kinda cute, yo.

I kind of lost interest in the franchise when they fired the beer funnel up Steve O's hoop and put it up on the big screen.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Wed May 11, 2011 10:27 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Falkomagno on Thu May 19, 2011 7:40 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby clapper011 on Thu May 19, 2011 12:07 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Falkomagno on Fri May 20, 2011 8:55 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby cyrenius on Tue May 24, 2011 5:01 am

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Great ones :lol:
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby cyrenius on Tue May 24, 2011 5:43 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Ace Rimmer on Tue May 24, 2011 7:18 am

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