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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sun May 22, 2011 2:42 pm

Bippity Boppity Boo

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sun May 22, 2011 3:32 pm

We've watched "The Young Ones" complete series (only two seasons) about four times over the last two days. Quirk Jr loves them. Here's a pic of Rick and Special Patrol Group.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun May 22, 2011 11:28 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Bippity Boppity Boo

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you scared me there sully!!!

I did not see you there.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun May 22, 2011 11:28 pm

Quirk wrote:We've watched "The Young Ones" complete series (only two seasons) about four times over the last two days. Quirk Jr loves them. Here's a pic of Rick and Special Patrol Group.

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he does not look yong :-s

BY the way where is everyone!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 22, 2011 11:48 pm

working
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun May 22, 2011 11:49 pm

how is the street corner now a days? ;)































jk ok how is work?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon May 23, 2011 12:47 am

targetman377 wrote:
Quirk wrote:We've watched "The Young Ones" complete series (only two seasons) about four times over the last two days. Quirk Jr loves them. Here's a pic of Rick and Special Patrol Group.

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he does not look yong :-s

BY the way where is everyone!!!!


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon May 23, 2011 12:50 am

targetman377 wrote:jk ok how is work?


The street corners are fine. But, yesterday, I was chilling on the corner of Edison and Wilcox, when a man in a rusty red truck pulls up. Now, I'm nice, and he said he would pay me after and usually I trust them enough that they will. So we do our thing (a blowjob and a handjob, to be exact) and then he drops me off and gives me 20 cents...2dimes...=(
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon May 23, 2011 12:51 am

Was there an empty suit in the truck?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 23, 2011 10:19 am

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targetman377 wrote:jk ok how is work?


The street corners are fine. But, yesterday, I was chilling on the corner of Edison and Wilcox, when a man in a rusty red truck pulls up. Now, I'm nice, and he said he would pay me after and usually I trust them enough that they will. So we do our thing (a blowjob and a handjob, to be exact) and then he drops me off and gives me 20 cents...2dimes...=(


You Gotta watch out for two dimes. I usually just toss two dimes at two dimes. I did not know he used those for well ahhhhhhh.... but hey If that what he wants to use it on i say go for it. So in other words the night was not good to you sorry to here that man. tomorrow will be better and your pimp will not beat you down again!! think positively
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 23, 2011 10:49 am

So, as some of you may know, I've been in the mob, been a pirate, and have devastated buildings like King Kong. I'll share a little more about my past...back in Dubahya Dubahya One, I use to be Biplane Ace, shooting down many foes.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon May 23, 2011 11:21 am

Maybe I could be the one they adore
That could be my reputation
It's where I come from that makes them think I'm a whore
I'm an educated virgin.

Sleepwalker don't get shy
Now don't open your eyes tonight
You'll be the one that defends my life
when I'm Dead asleep dreaming.

Cupid don't draw back your bow.
Sam Cooke didn't know what I know
Never be your valentine
the Sleepwalker in me
and god only knows that I've tried.

Let me in
Let me drown or learn how to swim
Just don't leave me at the window
I could be the one to be your next best friend
You may need someone to hold you

Sleep walker take this knife
you might see someone to night.
You'd be the one that saves my life
When I'm dead asleep dreaming

Cupid don't draw back your bow
Sam cooke didn't know what I know
I never be your valentine
The sleepwalker in me
And god only knows that I've tried.

I'm in your movie and everyone looks sad
But I can hear you, your voice, the laughtrack
But you never saw my best scene
The one where I sleep
Sleepwalk into your dreams

Now Sleepwalker what's my line
It's only a matter of time
Until I learn to open up my eyes
when I'm dead asleep dreaming.

Cupid don't draw back my bow
Sam Cooke didn't know what I know
I'll never be your Valentine
The sleepwalker in me
Now the sleepwalker in me
Now the sleepwalker in me
And god only knows that I've tried
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon May 23, 2011 12:52 pm

hello. My internet connection was down this weekend, but now it's back.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 23, 2011 5:33 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:hello. My internet connection was down this weekend, but now it's back.

I feel like there is a joke here about the Interwebs being raptured, or preparing for it. A lesser monkey might have made that joke.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas for a lesser monkey**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 23, 2011 5:38 pm

nope pass!!! on me being the lesser of the monkey!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon May 23, 2011 5:43 pm

Now coming down
Out of this swan dive to your arms
But I make no sounds
When I move through your reservoir
But I wake up quick
And I wake up sick
As you abandon me
Into these fields of rank and file
Through this cloud I hear you breathing
Through these bars I watch them bring more in

Now I send back letters from the wasteland home
Where I slow dance to this romance on my own
It may be two to tango, but boy it's one to let go
It's just one to let go

Now boy keep still
Now don't spread yourself around
Get back in line
Eat your bread
And just work the plough

'Cause you're not through
They're not done with with you
Did you think you were
The only one that's been let down
So sleep tight little boys of the new damned
Another drop in the tidal wave of quicksand

Now I send back letters from the wasteland home
Where I slow dance to this romance on my own
May take two to tango, but boy it's one to let go

Now another bad idea gets through
Down the assembly line to you
You're every bridge I should have burned
Every lesson I've unlearned
In this smoke-filled waiting room
With incarcerated lovesick fools
I will wait for you to cut me loose
But until then

I send back letters from the wasteland home
Where I slow dance to this romance on my own
Now I send back letters from the wasteland home
From where I slow dance to this romance on my own
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon May 23, 2011 5:53 pm

I'm sick =(
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 23, 2011 6:13 pm

ALRIGHT WHO KEEPS CHANGING THE SONG ON THE JUT-BOX???
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 23, 2011 6:14 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I'm sick =(


I am sick of ass holes who come to Target and demand grapes at 2.99 cause they think that WE STOPPED SELLING GRAPES BY THE POUND!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon May 23, 2011 7:26 pm

So... Who wants to get Jiggy wit' it?

http://kattywampus.tripod.com/jigglywiggly.htm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 23, 2011 7:29 pm

Jiggly puff jiggly puff!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon May 23, 2011 7:31 pm

Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 23, 2011 7:43 pm

holy crap!!!! lone wolf has turned in tooo a jut-BOX!!!!!!

some one get help!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon May 23, 2011 7:45 pm

Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon May 23, 2011 8:05 pm

Welcome to page 3939, folks!

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